Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

What would the outcome of the harassment restraining order be?

  • A WIN for the Toe against Patrick Melton.

    Votes: 62 15.6%
  • A WIN for the Toe against Nicholas Rekieta.

    Votes: 5 1.3%
  • A MAJOR WIN for the Toe, it's upheld against both of them.

    Votes: 101 25.4%
  • Huge L, felted, cooked etc, it gets thrown out.

    Votes: 70 17.6%
  • A win for the lawyers (and Kiwi Farms) because it gets postponed again.

    Votes: 160 40.2%

  • Total voters
    398
Null...buddy, what the hell is up with your signature?
I assume this was an online form, cut him some slack. Signing with a mouse fucking sucks.
I prefer to imagine that's just how he writes. It's funny to me that way.

The closest thing I can think of Nick himself saying is when he baselessly claimed the people involved knew the probable cause was "bullshit".
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The fact that this isn't ratio'ed disappoints me. At least the comments are from people who get it.

Kayla Rekieta has been offered a plea deal.
Time to see if she really regrets those choices that got her here.


What a failure.
 
if her family loves her at all i hope they're pressuring the fuck out of her to take the plea. there's literally no upside to dragging this out for her to inevitably lose and get a worse sentence.

kayla, you don't love nick and nick doesn't love you. he's replacing you with a whore 10 years younger then you. there is no future with him that doesn't lead to you either in jail, dead or without your kids.

Pull Up.
 
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Let me guess she said no because buck broken. She will end up under that buss isn't she?

Nick, acting as her crack lawyer, told her that accepting a plea would be admitting guilt. He's telling her she needs to remain silent or she'll never see her kids again. It's just like when Alicia Sweep asked about drugs in the home and tried to kill the kids with bleach. Either stay quiet or kill the kids like she almost did in the court hallway talking to her son.
 
It's been said that lawyers have a lot in common with prostitutes, but I always saw that as a metaphorical comparison. In Nick's case though, it feels more on the nose.
What's the difference between the legal profession and prostitution?

One is an honest profession and the other is being a lawyer.
The closest thing I can think of Nick himself saying is when he baselessly claimed the people involved knew the probable cause was "bullshit".
I like how Chrissie basically let Balldo go Balldo-deep in her on that pathetic "interview," but picked a thumbnail with a picture where he looks like Forrest Gump gone meth Nazi.
Ah yes, owner and proprietor of the Kiwi Farms, notorious doxxer with over 300 confirmed tranny kills, the final boss of the lower-case-i Internet himself,
Have any of you dudes ever done a remote signature?
 
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Here is a complete PDF copy of all requests received by the Kandiyohi County regarding the Rekietas. Have fun. I'm still processing it.

Shoutout to Josiah Munoz.
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Also shoutout to EWU. "WHAT'S NEW EWU CREWWWWWWWW??? Today we've got a SPINE CHILLING case of CHILD NEGLECT that will make you SICK."

edit: hopefully this one actually attached
edit2: lemme unfuck this sec.

Lmfao I was wondering when the termites of the YT true crime community would come to feast on this. This is hilarious irony considering how Nick founded his career
 
I loathe carpet.

Decent 80/20 Wilton or Axminster is great. Same thing with oriental rugs. Cheap foam-backed carpet in synthetic fabric is an abomination and should be burned with fire. I wouldn't put it in a homeless encampment.

Even the good stuff has no business in the basement though.
He also mocked the officer who handed him the warrant that he then petulantly threw on the ground, but didn't name the guy.

This is why the faggot is opposing the release of the bodycam footage. He knows that when it finally gets released, we'll see a zillion bodycam channels featuring 'This Lawyer Thought He Knew the Law and Then THIS HAPPENED!!1!"

They'll have accompanying commentary as the bodycam grifters quote PDF's of the actual statutes back to back with Rekieta's interpretation of the law.
You too can print the signature of your idol Jewi-Mon in your shirts, cups and hats.

That's clearly the signature of the Rastafarian Christ, Jesus Mon.
 
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