Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[BubbleButt]

God, that signature.

I fucking love this website. I cannot believe it costs nothing to use.

 

[AncientPhosphur]

listen the conditions under which i had to get something notarized in minnesota made signing difficult ok

BUT YOU DIDNT SIGN IT WITH THE NAME YOUR DADDY GAVE YOU JOHM POTTER

 

[Artificial Stupidity]

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Null...buddy, what the hell is up with your signature?

Hey leave him alone! You have exposed his secret identity

Jake Mon
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[Captain Manning]

But it's not just that the guy is a Barneswalker, since there are pre-existing links between White and Barnes, it is plausible that Rekieta was referred by Barnes to White. I don't know if Nick has confirmed or denied that, but it seems likely.

Oh, I think it's like 99% certain. I'd put a healthy chunk of money on it, in fact.

Barnes is doing to Nick with White what Nick did to Vic with Ty. I might actually die of laughter if it ends in a disaster of equal or greater proportion. It would be so fitting!

I would feel bad for Josh for always getting unprecedented levels of shit over such minor things, but it's funny so I laugh instead.

I'd like to think he knows we do it, because we care (no homo).

Nick, acting as her crack lawyer, told her that accepting a plea would be admitting guilt. He's telling her she needs to remain silent or she'll never see her kids again. It's just like when Alicia Sweep asked about drugs in the home and tried to kill the kids with bleach. Either stay quiet or kill the kids like she almost did in the court hallway talking to her son.

Look, at this point, there's no avoiding it. We need to send in @Fapcop.

He can fix her.

He speaks her language: Star Trek. He can use the tried and true "Darmok method."

FAPCOP "Kayla, honey, listen to me." *snaps fingers* "You need to agree to this plea and testify against Nick. If you don't, then... Nick and Kayla, in prison, in Minnesota."
KAYLA: "Nick and Kayla, in prison, in Minnesota!?"
FAPCOP: "Yes."
KAYLA: "No! Kayla, her mouth open!"
FAPCOP: "Sokath, her eyes uncovered!"
KAYLA: "Yay!"
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FAPCOP: "Soooo, would you be willing to sit on my face?"

 

[Yankee Shogun]

By watching the stream you've all opted-in to the petition and it you do not sign it you will he held legally liable stalker child evil nazi stalker

 

[Himedall All-seeing Waifu]

Nothing for Nick?

Time to see if she really regrets those choices that got her here.

He probably has been given a similar offer. Kayla's offer was only discovered through an affidavit of service to her. I believe such an affidavit was necessary due to her not having counsel to whom the state's disclosures can be addressed; don't quote me on this though. There has been no such affidavit of service for Nick, again because he does have counsel.

I'm sure they want her to flip on Nick and April, that's pretty clear but don't police usually want someone to flip on who sold the drugs in the first place? There may be yet another character that pops up.

They are more interested in Nick, so I doubt he got an offer. They are probably trying to leverage Kayla against him, or get him to play ball by giving Kayla a better deal.

I think Nick is narcissistic enough to ruin her chances at a deal.

Decent 80/20 Wilton or Axminster is great. Same thing with oriental rugs. Cheap foam-backed carpet in synthetic fabric is an abomination and should be burned with fire. I wouldn't put it in a homeless encampment.

I have some cheaper but stout quality woven rugs--nothing like a Persian--, but cheap shag is horrid. I am not a carpet fan at all. I have it in one room, and I hate it, but what can one do with a rental?

 

[chalkyresidue]

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[Phillip Green]

They are more interested in Nick, so I doubt he got an offer. They are probably trying to leverage Kayla against him, or get him to play ball by giving Kayla a better deal.

Wonder what the timeline for the plea offer was, and if it coincides with April's charges getting reintroduced?

Definitely looks like they're trying to peel off one of them, although given all the public shirt swapping and totally bitchin' three wolf tattoos, I suspect both of these bad bitches are truly ride or die.

You too can print the signature of your idol Jewi-Mon in your shirts, cups and hats.

Jewi-Mon Gold was my favorite game in the series.

 

[Blarmed&Dangerous]

Listen, if people start shouting things out like last time, they're definitely gonna close any future proceedings, so please don't disrupt the court unless its really funny.

 

[Angry Shoes]

Jedu Mom

 

[GettrGriftr]

By watching the stream you've all opted-in to the petition and it you do not sign it you will he held legally liable stalker child evil nazi stalker

And failure to post at least one comment about the stream is an arrestable offence. Enjoy prison.

 

[Captain Manning]

They are more interested in Nick, so I doubt he got an offer.

They're gonna probe the periphery first. That means Kayla and April. That will then determine what type of deal, if any, they offer Nick.

I think Nick is narcissistic enough to ruin her chances at a deal.

Oh, you're damn right he is. He'll fuck over everybody and anybody to avoid having to suffer any consequences for his actions whatsoever.

 

[Balldo's Gate]

Wonder what the timeline for the plea offer was, and if it coincides with April's charges getting reintroduced?

Definitely looks like they're trying to peel off one of them, although given all the public shirt swapping and totally bitchin' three wolf tattoos, I suspect both of these bad bitches are truly ride or die.

The plea offer was mailed to Kayla yesterday according to the document filed.

 

[Mr.Bucket]

but cheap shag is horrid

What's wrong with cheap shags?

Oh, you mean rugs.

Nevermind, carry on.

 

[eDove]

Man, people are being torn apart for their handwriting in this thread. First a cop, then a descendant of a cop.

 

[Fapcop]

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FAPCOP: "Soooo, would you be willing to sit on my face?"

Oh boy oh boy! I’d watch a season of Nutrek if that was the reward!

Amazing what love can do to you!

 

[Daddy's Angry Juice]

I cant wait for Jewr Mon to be in the courtroom live streaming when he gets a $5 superchat from AnimeSucksCopeandSneed that reads "Show this to the jury"

 

[Pretend To Imagine]

Kayla doesn't exist anymore

What do you mean by this?

 

[Owlbear]

I just enjoy that the Dear Feeder signs his name "Jersh."

I am also hoping that Nick decides he needs to sperg out over this petition and goes on a rant stream like every fiber of his being is suggesting.