Anna o' Brien / Glitter + Lazers / GlitterandLazers - Fat, drunk, consoomer attention whore who would rather eat and drink herself to death than endure a single negative emotion

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GenociderSyo said:
She is off for another "surgery" she is officially too fat for first class double seats and needs the entire row in business now.
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Someone needs to break into Anna’s house while she’s in CA and do some computer fu to auto-replace the word “candidly” with something else. Every time she says it I see the word “candida” and I do not enjoy the mental pop-up thoughts about Anna’s potential yeast factories.
 
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glass_houses said:
Why is she having another surgery when she still hasn't finished recovering from the last?
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The surgeon needs to keep the grift going. He promised himself the income from her out of pocket surgeries every six weeks or so, and by gawd he's gonna get that money whether Anna is recovered or not.

Anna thinks she's going to have four hundred pounds of fat surgically removed this year, and become a skinny legend while stuffing her face nonstop. Her manic need for this to be true should keep this grift going for at least six months.
 
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multiverse said:
Anna thinks she's going to have four hundred pounds of fat surgically removed this year, and become a skinny legend while stuffing her face nonstop.
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The delusion is astounding. It's on me for thinking she had more self-awareness, but her post about giving away her scale because she was expecting post-op weight loss and is instead still gaining weight is hilarious. I'm sure the next surgery will do the trick though!

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She did a photoshoot in their fake flower aisle.
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I'd love to watch Jon follow her around while she embarrasses herself for these vlogs. Half of that video was her recording herself, with more time taken for selfies with the fake flowers. He just stands around and waits til she's done? You could not pay me enough to put up with this.
 
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You're almost 40, it's fine, even if you're a perma dork it's fine. There are middle aged people that used to go to the front of the mosh pit and now sit in an air conditioned suite instead. Anna is forever arrested development and can't admit her age as her target audience is mostly 16-28 year old women and girls. Clown world.
 
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She may not be posting ig stories, but on threads she has less of a filter its like she thinks people don't see this shit but her choice ones. Love how she fully admits her thighs don't fit yet says she fits comfortably at the same itme. Admit it Anna you now need 3 seats so need to be in business. Two first class seats is more room then 2 business seats so it makes no sense otherwise.
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She may not be posting ig stories, but on threads she has less of a filter its like she thinks people don't see this shit but her choice ones. Love how she fully admits her thighs don't fit yet says she fits comfortably at the same itme. Admit it Anna you now need 3 seats so need to be in business. Two first class seats is more room then 2 business seats so it makes no sense otherwise.
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I didnt think it was possible but "candidly" is even more grating than "and that's JUST the way I like it!" during her all-too-brief protein chef arc.
 
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It's kind of weird, reading a post by Anna that I agree with. I prefer small venues, too.

But then I remember the last arena show I attended.

The first issue was how small the seats were—I was okay, but the smallfat next to me barely squeezed into hers, and Anna could never dream of fitting in one, even on her best day.

Anna could buy a seat in the disabled section, but it's usually not close to the stage, and any chairs that are available are not deathfat-sized (those generic metal folding chairs are typical).

Then there's navigating the stairs to get to and from your seat, which I imagine would be hell for a deathfat, especially if they're carrying an alcoholic beverage and a tray of nachos, which you know Anna would do. And it's a long, arduous, stair-involving trek to go get more booze and food, or pee.

I prefer standing in the pit, but she could never. She's got a decent height advantage, but she'd be in so much pain, and get so anxious about being touched on all sides and judged, and the heat of all those sweaty bodies around her would do her in. She could never.

Remember her trip to Coachella, where she got upset over all the walking and the heat, and likely some rude remarks, that she bailed early and went back to her hotel to lounge in bed? Yeah, that would be Anna's GA pit experience anywhere.

So I get why she likes small venues—depending on the venue, she can sit to watch the show. The bathrooms are nearby. There are few or no stairs. The bar is close at hand. And if she starts to get self-conscious and lose her mind, it's easy to get out of there (and parking's usually close by).

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Admit it Anna you now need 3 seats so need to be in business. Two first class seats is more room then 2 business seats so it makes no sense otherwise.
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She couldn't possibly use two first class seats; that makes no sense.

First class seats are comfortably wide for a normal person, and even a lot of fatties, but on domestic flights where there aren't separate pods, there's always a fixed console between the seats. I've never seen a first class section where the two seats are right next to each other, separated only by an armrest that can be raised to create one huge seat.

Even in domestic business class, there's almost always a substantial armrest/console between the seats that can't be moved.

So the only way Anna is getting a wide enough space on just about any flight is in economy, where she can buy two or three seats in a row and raise all the armrests.
 
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