Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

What would the outcome of the harassment restraining order be?

  • A WIN for the Toe against Patrick Melton.

    Votes: 63 15.1%
  • A WIN for the Toe against Nicholas Rekieta.

    Votes: 6 1.4%
  • A MAJOR WIN for the Toe, it's upheld against both of them.

    Votes: 106 25.4%
  • Huge L, felted, cooked etc, it gets thrown out.

    Votes: 77 18.4%
  • A win for the lawyers (and Kiwi Farms) because it gets postponed again.

    Votes: 166 39.7%

  • Total voters
    418
Oh my I hope someone uses Nick's words of "trials should be broadcast" against him in the petition to do this.
The petition from Potentially Criminal basically did.

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Blessed Sean.

I'm actually kinda 50/50 on Nick going "fuck you, I do not consent." He never applies his own standards to himself, and he'd probably love to cause problems just to piss Null off.

I figure if this doesn't work though, @MNPublicRecords is just gonna pull the transcripts. He has to know by now he's not gonna be the sole information source like he wants to be.
 
The petition from Potentially Criminal basically did.

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"Why would you want my most embarrassing, shameful moments to be recorded on video?"

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In all of this, I feel bad for Carol. Imagine your comfy office wagecuck cubical job in some buttfuck nowhere county with a name some might confuse as Japanese city being thrown into a frenzy because that drug-addicted swinger non-practicing lawyer skeleton freak with a YouTube channel you often hear in whispers got into a major whoopsie. Now you have to deal with incomplete FOIA requests one after another.
 
In all of this, I feel bad for Carol. Imagine your comfy office wagecuck cubical job in some buttfuck nowhere county with a name some might confuse as Japanese city being thrown into a frenzy because that drug-addicted swinger non-practicing lawyer skeleton freak with a YouTube channel you often hear in whispers got into a major whoopsie. Now you have to deal with incomplete FOIA requests one after another.
That's what I always think about any time you see any big case happen in some shithole little town. Literally no part of the system is designed to handle more press than the local TV station. It's not like it's some big city where they have whole media teams that handle those sorts of things.
 
The above was already saved as a draft but yes, that's exactly right.

But it's not just that the guy is a Barneswalker, since there are pre-existing links between White and Barnes, it is plausible that Rekieta was referred by Barnes to White. I don't know if Nick has confirmed or denied that, but it seems likely.

Fairly certain Barnes has taken credit for it.

The motion that Hardin filed (with attached affidavits) is asking for audio-video recordings of the proceedings. Nothing that would allow that to happen. No two way communication between the public and the court.

In fact, the potential for disruption if people were to have to attend is (rather shrewdly) cited as a reason WHY the motion should be granted.

Hardin's filing is actually brilliant. Especially in light of Nick's attorney's bitching about what happened during Nick's initial appearance (see the transcripts MPR dropped). He's further hoisted by his own petard in mentioning Nick's views on trials needing to be public.


Lol.

Part of me also thinks that Barnes would want this to grift off of. I know he's not technically in charge, but he's got a lot of influence over Nick right now.

I think if Nick opposed this, it would cause friction between Barnes and Nick. Nick wants to try and save his reputation and concoct a narrative. For him, not having this trial filtered solely through him would be bad. Whereas Barnes, might not give shit how this plays out as long as he gets money and attention. It's not his head on the chopping block. It's Nick's. He could always just scream about government corruption if it doesn't go his way and he'll retain enough dumb rubes that believe him.

Nick will point to someone favorable who is covering his case if we get televised coverage that is non-exclusive. Otherwise he will just seethe.
 
Man, people are being torn apart for their handwriting in this thread. First a cop, then a descendant of a cop.
Soon new users will have to submit a signature of their username for handwriting analysis to the community for approval before gaining valuable posting rights. Having one's signature roasted can be like a rite of passage... now sign the dotted line, please. Come on, Cynthia! Write all your usernames.
Have we determined the fate of the dog yet? There has been precious little mention of the dog in any of this.
We'll find out through their divorce documents. Either Nick will fight for custody of the dog or its remains. Plot twist: Dog's hair is sent away for drug analysis and comes back positive. The grandparents get custody of the pooch.
Oh my I hope someone uses Nick's words of "trials should be broadcast" against him in the petition to do this.
I really, really do.
And I hope the judge has a sick sense of humor.
I really do hope so. This judge will really need it when Nick's Balldo comes into evidence... particularly when it has to be explained what it was used for in this case... sending prayers, etc.
 
My signature is a deranged scrawl that doesn't even look like a signature. It looks like a seizure.

Ah, so you are indeed a doctor or lawyer.

My signature is also scrawl, although in my case due to simple sped-like inability to write any gud.

Anyway, this signature clearly confirms that Null is none other than the burger werewolf himself, George Motz

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The coincedences are too great to ignore. His instatiable lust for meat and cheese combinations. The iconic patriotism of freedom and burgers. It's all starting to make sense.
 
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My signature is a deranged scrawl that doesn't even look like a signature. It looks like a seizure.
Same. It started out pretty nice (at least legible), and then it became first initial-scribble, last initial-scribble, and then eventually devolved into nothing that even resembles English letters.

Honestly I'm just not that concerned with someone somehow fucking with me by faking my signature. The seemingly monthly emails I get from some service I signed up to years ago telling me their database got stolen, which for some reason was stored in plaintext, is far more concerning.
 
When the footage comes out, Nick is gonna have to skip town. Maybe in Mexico with Ralph.
But then again the terms of his sentence may mean he’s no allowed to leave the country.
He might go to the hood since he’d abandon his kids at that point and ruin his “career”. Be an honorary black man and might be accepted there.

My signature is a deranged scrawl that doesn't even look like a signature. It looks like a seizure.
My cursive is gay. I’ve been told I sign my name like a doctor does. I use big strokes, so doing things like writing a capital J makes it look like an unnecessarily giant noose.
 
>2024
>not just signing things with a simple x
SHAME
Interestingly that’s actually perfectly legal. I was watching a lehtos law video on YouTube about that subject awhile back. Basically if you make a mark on a piece of paper with the intention of signing it, it’s perfectly valid. Draw a cat if you want to. Though I guess it would make an interesting case if the signature was disputed.
 
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