Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[prolapsed_cranium]

Don't tell me Nick is going to be weak and accept plea deal? Not fight the state and prove that he was absolutely right about being setup?

All this shit-talking to just bend the knee....


Pathetic

 

[Himedall All-seeing Waifu]

That way they save 60 or more man-hours (not sure if the 60 hours mentioned was the time to do the redaction or just how many hours of video there are).

This is a fair point. I am sure the small town/district/county is seeing this as a very novel event.

And you don't have to deal with all of the chaos around this thing. I mean, Rekieta is most definitely not an important person, but the 'tism-turbo-charged attention from those (I count all of us here, whether ackshually or merely associatively autistic, pro (ha ha ha) or anti, among that group, along with all the online commentators, etc.) with a particular interest in his particular crimes, has to be a headache for them.

Sad!, you'd think Willmar would welcome some tourism and a bit of the limelight, even if for awkward reasons. Those Scando prudes just may not know how to have fun, after all. :-(

But I expect maybe the CPS thing went very well.

A fair assessment. The government employees might just not want to deal with the hassle and instead would rather get rid of something likely to be a massive headache. They might even convince themselves that the situation is not *that* bad and they can keep an eye on Nick.

The main difference between a nolo contendere plea and an Alford plea is that, in an Alford plea, the defendant formally pleads guilty

unlike the Alford plea, where the defendant pleads guilty

So Nick will not do it. He will never plead 'guilty'--or at least he will have a pedantic reason why he *ackshully* did not... Just like he is *achshully* monogomous.

 

[zimzam88]

All this shit-talking to just bend the knee....


Pathetic

I hope he smugly eats a dorito and has a few drinks in celebration of his EXCEPTIONAL day.

 

[dustnight]

From Rekieta's interesting new matter of public cope:

"schedule got...unexpectedly filled today in the best way!"

His dealer found a way to smuggle in the coke.

 

[NotADrunkLawyer]

There is no particular legal reasoning behind it from the point of origin; in English law centuries ago it was just used to indicate that the person didn't have anything else to say about the matter, and made it clear that, e.g. there weren't missing pages after that (the same way some Tweet threads have /ENDS at the end or a book might have a page saying "The end".)

Yeah that makes sense. I find it kinda off how much weird old English (and Latin, I guess) still remains in the legal system. Seems like "End of document" would suffice and not sound so silly. Or hell, throw some HTML in there. </body>

 

[Permanent Resident Cope]

I haven't tuned in live in a very long time, what does his chat look like now? Is it a constant stream of "you let your kid be exposed to coke" or has he locked that down.

Somebody else should answer this question

It's pretty close to constant with some unaware viewers mixed in alongside a small handful of active defenders. These screenshots are pretty representative. There are negative chats on every random click. The recent daytime stream seemed less hostile.

Spoiler: 7/31/2024 Stream Samples

Spoiler: 8/3/2024 Daytime Stream

 

[Nick's Snort Tube]

I simply cannot fathom getting my kids back after 3 months then instantly posting on locals and livestreaming. Priorities.

 

[Friend of Dorothy Parker]

Yeah that makes sense. I find it kinda off how much weird old English (and Latin, I guess) still remains in the legal system. Seems like "End of document" would suffice and not sound so silly. Or hell, throw some HTML in there. </body>

Or...









6

 

[PhoBingas]

Any chance that Kayla is genuinely bi-sexual and wants April around?

Lady Rackets has always been Buy-sexual. It wouldn't surprise me at this point if Nick was whoring out April Amhole and Fapcop's wife.

 

[AltisticRight]

Rekieta traffic violation (73-VB-24-3399) update:

Rekieta still has not paid the $539 fine issued after he drove 95 in a 70 with expired insurance and registration while swerving between lanes.

It would appear debt collectors are now getting involved.
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What a useless skeleton. r/fuckcars morons wouldn't exist without drivers like this balldo-wearing faggot.

 

[AnOminous]

Yeah that makes sense. I find it kinda off how much weird old English (and Latin, I guess) still remains in the legal system.

Don't forget the French terms left over from the times of the Norman Conquest.

 

[holyhandgrenade]

Steel hoe is pregnant with Balldo's crack-baby. What a joyous day!

 

[None More Black]

bragging about getting your kids back from the state, not out of any sense of fatherly duty and responsibility but solely to try to get one over on the internet haterz, is such loser behavior it's insane

 

[Sharpeteer]

I'm listening to DSP reacting to Nick on Kino Casino while driving.

When it got to Nick saying that his parents didn't talk sex with him until age 39, and Phil said "What was that conversation like? Hey son! Time for the birds and bees discussion!"

I laughed so hard I thought I was going to crash. Listening to Phil react to the stuff as an outsider is just gold.

 

[Third World Aristocrat]

6

Only the true scholars of legal procedure knows the true power of ending each page of your filings with a 6 engrained at it's bottom.
'Tis a power so great that legends say some that used it even won at the appellate court with a bogus claim once.

 

[TheRaptorJesus]

Is he happy his 9 y/o coke dealer is finally going to be able to come home?

 

[SaidNoOneEver]

Is he happy his 9 y/o coke dealer is finally going to be able to come home?

Maybe he finally found his kid's coke stash and that was the good news that filled his schedule for the day.

 

[AncientPhosphur]

*Nick starts his stream*

"Sorry Kiwifags, I wi..."

*Wall explodes behind Nick*

INTERESTING NEW MATTER OF PUBLIC RECORD ATTACHED!!!!

"Fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu...."

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How do I set up alerts for their posts

 

[Obnoxious Asshole]

Some places I've lived they had an annual mop-up where they just spent a week rounding up the local traffic deadbeats and dragged them to jail where they stayed until they coughed it up or made arrangements to do it.

Where I used to live they ran it quarterly. You heard some of the funniest shit waiting for your call up.

 

[ReverendVerse]

I have no words...