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Somehow Phil has found his niche doing moral lectures aimed at lolcows. Whenever I see references to Nick's good ceiling cat now it always has phil's voice.
Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.
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Somehow Phil has found his niche doing moral lectures aimed at lolcows. Whenever I see references to Nick's good ceiling cat now it always has phil's voice.
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Let's see what this "win" is before we write eulogies for the children.
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We need Phail's head shopped in there.
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Many such cases sadly.
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Outside of the children returning which would be a loss for them, we can only win if Nick gets off relatively scot free. He is a low impulse control junkie narcissist. Future coked out drunken streams will be great.
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Apparently the first thing that happened after "Rekieta Law Won" was that he went to the legendary host of the Pillstream to brag about it.
I have no words...
Ralph has heavily hinted there's been updates:
In other words, the "win" is what everyone expected. But it's not clear whether any of the grandparents will have to move in.
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Respectfully could you thumbnail your massive fucking phone picture that takes up my entire ultrawide monitor twice over? I don't need to see your 77% battery symbol be 1/2 inch wide thanks.
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It's extra retarded because it is not even balldo posting
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If Nick goes to Prison then we can mock him for being in Prison and then move on and do something else until he comes back out of Prison, if Nick avoids Prison then we can keep on mocking him. We'd still have the second Monty Arc, the breakup arc (with April, Kayla or both) and the Probation Arc to go. A Win for Nick is not a Loss for the Farms.
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Even if he does go to prison we still have the Monty arc. He's not going to quit suing him just because he's in prison.
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There are really only two ways to get “wins” for the balldo man.
The first is the most unlikely (impossible) in that the state of Minnesota comes out and issues an apology. Rogue government officials attempted sabotage by planting drugs, faking drug test, etc in an elaborate effort to discredit and ruin the Rekieta name.
The second is also unlikely because it would require Nick to be humble and be a man for once in his life. That involves Nick saying fame got to his head and drugs ruined his family life. He will now retire from the Internet and streaming to focus on repairing his family life and wishes everyone a million dollars. He’s in an extremely rare position where he has a trust fund to lean on to accomplish this. This would be the best scenario for not only him, but his family as well.
Although, sadly, the latter seems more improbable than the former.
The first is the most unlikely (impossible) in that the state of Minnesota comes out and issues an apology. Rogue government officials attempted sabotage by planting drugs, faking drug test, etc in an elaborate effort to discredit and ruin the Rekieta name.
The second is also unlikely because it would require Nick to be humble and be a man for once in his life. That involves Nick saying fame got to his head and drugs ruined his family life. He will now retire from the Internet and streaming to focus on repairing his family life and wishes everyone a million dollars. He’s in an extremely rare position where he has a trust fund to lean on to accomplish this. This would be the best scenario for not only him, but his family as well.
Although, sadly, the latter seems more improbable than the former.
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True but we wouldn't get the circus of Nick running his mouth on stream about it while it's happening.
What I was saying though was that whatever the results it doesn't really matter for us, Nick is still a cuck, he's still a swinger, he's still a fake Christian, he still lives in a trap house, his child still tested positive for cocaine, he's still a Junkie and alcoholic (he'll always be), he's still a porn addict and degenerate coomer, he's still everything that he was before the plea deal and we can keep digging and making fun of him about it.
The only Loss sustained by the farms is possibly not being able to see the bodycam footage of his disgusting trap house.
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No, the farms has already won from the sheer milk from his arrest already. We just win more the funnier it gets.
Funny that Rekieta is so similar in DSP at times (DSP had his mum pay off some of his shit), I eagerly await the Rekeita bankruptcy arc.
Use a jaundice colored shirt and throw his shitty tattoos on it too.
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No strem. He's got some kids to...nurture. Now, the real question; supervised? Live in guardians? The qover is a family again?
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Obviously Nick bent the knee.
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Tbh I actually rather like that a high viewer count normie channel with retarded clickbait thumbnails and titles is going to be sensationalizing and scandalizing Nick's woes.
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