- Joined
- Mar 1, 2021
Couple of round stories for shits and giggles
>Blob
>Ft local engineering spastic
>Total green death
>One core spawns right next to engineering workshop
>Fuck off
>Suit up and get rid of the little shit
>Quick start the engine
>Run up and start looking for other cores
>"North of arrivals" comes over comms
>Find and start burning that core down as well with MD
>Piece of shit breaks something in my chest
>Ow fuck
>Kill blob core
>Oh Jesus I can feel bones moving around in my torso
>Get out into arrivals tool storage with MD
>CMO comes over to help
>Get dragged back to medbay
>Confirmed broken bones
>Dope me up on painkillers doc this green nigger needs to die
>"Lolno" - CMO
>MD comes down to the OR and takes over
>Get put under
>Zzzzzzz
>Wake up
>Bones aren't moving around anymore
>Thanks doc
>Still feel a bit off, kinda dizzy
>Lost a lot of blood, figures
>Get some more blood
>Cool lets fucking go
>CMO radios in that he's quite injured and trying to go around via space to get to the final core by crew quarters
>Something still feels like it's stabbing into my stomach
>Fuck this I don't have time for this bullshit anymore people are in trouble
>Bolt up towards the crew quarters
>She'll be right mate
>Arrive at the holodeck, call over comms that I'm up there
>Start burning anything green in my sight
>Too dizzy to see straight
>Something latches onto my right arm
>Blob breaks it like a cunt
>Piece of shit starts shredding me
>Lord the pain
>Collapse from extended blood loss
>Surrounded by green
>The agony
>Everything goes black
>...
>Fuck it's cold
>Pulled to my feet
>In the cloning bay with a shitload of other people and some body bags
>Linton standing right next to me
>Niggas completely fucked up but alive
>Thank God
>Say something but can't hear it
>I can see people talking around me
>Can't hear shit
>Must be deaf from brain damage during cloning
>See on a monitor the shuttle just arrived
>Holy shit we actually killed the blob
>Help get everyone still alive/freshly cloned on the shuttle
>Buckle in
>Shuttle takes off for CentComm
>Half the crew are fucked up but we still made it out
>Another day the blobnigger loses

>Meteors
>Be Chief Engineer
>Help wrangle all crew to the bridge with CMO Linton
>Get your suits on faggots
>All stuck waiting for the damn shuttle to finish refueling so I can call it
>Shits flying everywhere
>Some impacts get concerning levels of close
>Shuttle is finally ready to go
>Call it
>SST Trinity talking shit to the Syndies redirecting meteors at us
>Based
>Head out of the bridge towards evac to check if we even have an evac hall anymore
>Telecomms are down
>Borg follows
>Most of the evac hall is absolutely fucked from meteors
>Shit
>Tell borg to leg it back to the bridge and tell Linton that shits fucked and I'll start repairs
>Begin repairing parts of the hallway to get walls and a walkway back up to shield the crew getting on the shuttle when it shows up
>CMO and an MD join
>More meteors
>We keep going for the safety of the crew
>Fuck you space rocks
>Another meteor wave
>Direct hit where we're working
>Janny explodes completely
>CMO loses his right arm
>MDs head melts off
>My lower body gets blown off and I get flung all the way down to R&D, immediately dead
>Somehow the CMO and MD are both still alive
>Shuttle actually arrives
>Airlocks are fucked and can't open
>Surviving crew make their way over and smash in a window
>Drag the injured onboard
>Shuttle departs and actually makes it to CentComm
>NT CC staff are there to meet them
>At least some of the crew still made it off the station in one piece
>And yes it was all the fault of blacks

>Blob
>Ft local engineering spastic
>Total green death
>One core spawns right next to engineering workshop
>Fuck off
>Suit up and get rid of the little shit
>Quick start the engine
>Run up and start looking for other cores
>"North of arrivals" comes over comms
>Find and start burning that core down as well with MD
>Piece of shit breaks something in my chest
>Ow fuck
>Kill blob core
>Oh Jesus I can feel bones moving around in my torso
>Get out into arrivals tool storage with MD
>CMO comes over to help
>Get dragged back to medbay
>Confirmed broken bones
>Dope me up on painkillers doc this green nigger needs to die
>"Lolno" - CMO
>MD comes down to the OR and takes over
>Get put under
>Zzzzzzz
>Wake up
>Bones aren't moving around anymore
>Thanks doc
>Still feel a bit off, kinda dizzy
>Lost a lot of blood, figures
>Get some more blood
>Cool lets fucking go
>CMO radios in that he's quite injured and trying to go around via space to get to the final core by crew quarters
>Something still feels like it's stabbing into my stomach
>Fuck this I don't have time for this bullshit anymore people are in trouble
>Bolt up towards the crew quarters
>She'll be right mate
>Arrive at the holodeck, call over comms that I'm up there
>Start burning anything green in my sight
>Too dizzy to see straight
>Something latches onto my right arm
>Blob breaks it like a cunt
>Piece of shit starts shredding me
>Lord the pain
>Collapse from extended blood loss
>Surrounded by green
>The agony
>Everything goes black
>...
>Fuck it's cold
>Pulled to my feet
>In the cloning bay with a shitload of other people and some body bags
>Linton standing right next to me
>Niggas completely fucked up but alive
>Thank God
>Say something but can't hear it
>I can see people talking around me
>Can't hear shit
>Must be deaf from brain damage during cloning
>See on a monitor the shuttle just arrived
>Holy shit we actually killed the blob
>Help get everyone still alive/freshly cloned on the shuttle
>Buckle in
>Shuttle takes off for CentComm
>Half the crew are fucked up but we still made it out
>Another day the blobnigger loses

>Meteors
>Be Chief Engineer
>Help wrangle all crew to the bridge with CMO Linton
>Get your suits on faggots
>All stuck waiting for the damn shuttle to finish refueling so I can call it
>Shits flying everywhere
>Some impacts get concerning levels of close
>Shuttle is finally ready to go
>Call it
>SST Trinity talking shit to the Syndies redirecting meteors at us
>Based
>Head out of the bridge towards evac to check if we even have an evac hall anymore
>Telecomms are down
>Borg follows
>Most of the evac hall is absolutely fucked from meteors
>Shit
>Tell borg to leg it back to the bridge and tell Linton that shits fucked and I'll start repairs
>Begin repairing parts of the hallway to get walls and a walkway back up to shield the crew getting on the shuttle when it shows up
>CMO and an MD join
>More meteors
>We keep going for the safety of the crew
>Fuck you space rocks
>Another meteor wave
>Direct hit where we're working
>Janny explodes completely
>CMO loses his right arm
>MDs head melts off
>My lower body gets blown off and I get flung all the way down to R&D, immediately dead
>Somehow the CMO and MD are both still alive
>Shuttle actually arrives
>Airlocks are fucked and can't open
>Surviving crew make their way over and smash in a window
>Drag the injured onboard
>Shuttle departs and actually makes it to CentComm
>NT CC staff are there to meet them
>At least some of the crew still made it off the station in one piece
>And yes it was all the fault of blacks
