Careercow Adam White / Chibi / Chibinekodemyx / Aquana / ShinyAquana - Cringeworthy Speedrunner Extraordinaire, Online Predator, Sexual Deviant, Banned from magnet therapy, Has been to Japan and never shuts up about it, made an ass of himself on national Japanese television

[Wonathan Joss]

It's a low bar I know, but this is honestly the best cosplay Chibi has ever done. Cheeb's badass arc of very slightly trying in his self-professed hobbies is kicking ass!

I wouldn't go that far but I do agree that it might be the best attempt at a cosplay he's ever done, and definitely the better of the two Ace Attorney cosplays he's ever done. It still looks daft on him since he's this pudgy unwashed geek trying to dress like an elegant fancy man.

I've tried for the past 2 minutes to try to and get my fingers to do this (I'm even a guitar player) and I can't figure out how Chibi got his hand this way.

Even with my spindly salad finger hands I can't do it

Did he shower after going to the gym?

I absolutely doubt it. That boy just exudes grease and skin flakes in every instance. I'm waiting for the Facebook post where he goes "guys! I managed to shower once a day for a whole week! "

 

[Falcon Sebben]

I always thought Takoyaki was like a street food or a snack. A deep fried food you get from those stalls like a corn dog or something. I'm pretty sure it's not like a dinner staple or anything like Chibi seems to be treating it as

Oh no it totally is a snack. It's street food. It's fair food. It's bar food. It's not dinner food.

Granted you can eat whatever the fuck you really want for dinner if you're so inclined but Cheebs is going way overboard with takoyaki. It's like a kid with a new toy that he just needs to show to everybody that he has it.

I think master chef chibi should prepare some fugu next. im sure he will figure it out.

He'd need a super sharp knife as fugu is a rather chewy fish. You need to cut that shit thin or else it's like rubber.

And most fugu you find in restaurants is farmed meaning it's about as dangerous as farmed salmon. It's the wild stuff you need to be careful with. They get the toxin from the food they eat. It's not natural to them.

I've tried for the past 2 minutes to try to and get my fingers to do this (I'm even a guitar player) and I can't figure out how Chibi got his hand this way.

A little awkward but not impossible to do. I guess all those years of playing piano helped. I think it's more the angle and his fat fingers making it look super weird.

 

[Oliver Onions]

Granted you can eat whatever the fuck you really want for dinner if you're so inclined but Cheebs is going way overboard with takoyaki

I have to be honest, I fucking love takoyaki. It's some of the best shit I've ever eaten, but in my experience it's the Jap equivalent of popcorn chicken from KFC. It's an indulgent treat once in a while but if you're having it for dinner every night you're gonna be fat as fuck.

Certainly explains those jelly rolls he loves to show off. Back to the gym, Chibi!

 

[demicolon]

Imagine a guy called Chadu, streaming from Japan right now, making a 3-course McDonalds meal for his mom and talking in Engrish about moving to Texas to live like a cowboy on a ranch.

 

[Butwhythough2]

A little awkward but not impossible to do. I guess all those years of playing piano helped. I think it's more the angle and his fat fingers making it look super weird.

Maybe he has hitchhikers thumb and that's why I can't recreate it

 

[Oliver Onions]

Imagine a guy called Chadu, streaming from Japan right now, making a 3-course McDonalds meal for his mom and talking in Engrish about moving to Texas to live like a cowboy on a ranch.

"My fucking bichu mommu is always trying to push her Shinto-conservative beriefs on me. She say I shame famiry by turning up to dinner dressed as American hero Spongebob Squarepantsu."

 

[David Kirk Ginder]

"My fucking bichu mommu is always trying to push her Shinto-conservative beriefs on me. She say I shame famiry by turning up to dinner dressed as American hero Spongebob Squarepantsu."

Shizuka ni

or Hanasanaide kudasai

or あのジャンプが好きだ

 

[LiquidChrisRespecter]

お前に静かにしてもらう方がマジでいいな~

 

[TV's Adam West]

お前が静かにしてもらう方がマジでいいな~

I don't speak anime subtitles

 

[demicolon]

I don't speak anime subtitles

I'd really prefer if you'd be quiet.

 

[TV's Adam West]

I'd really prefer if you'd be quiet.

Why are pigs enemies though?

 

[demicolon]

Because they wear uniforms and shower only once a week?

 

[Falcon Sebben]

Maybe he has hitchhikers thumb and that's why I can't recreate it

As I said it think it's more his fat fingers and the angle of the picture making it look super weird.

 

[Grog]

I don't speak anime subtitles

Why do you watch anime with Japanese subtitles?

 

[Mysterious Autist XX]

Why do you watch anime with Japanese subtitles?

For the next level weeaboo loser experience.

 

[demicolon]

Why do you watch anime with Japanese subtitles?

He's deaf.

 

[GreenHoodieGuy]

 

[CavewomenDCJ]

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Lying, no way he wouldn't post a picture of his disgusting body with that statement.

 

[mikansu]

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Body water

 

[Oliver Onions]

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With the amount of takoyaki he eats I seriously doubt it, unless the food poisoning is making him shit himself thin.