Patrick Sean Tomlinson / @stealthygeek / "Torque Wheeler" / @RealAutomanic / Kempesh / Padawan v2.5 - "Conservative" sci-fi author with TDS, armed "drunk with anger management issues" and terminated parental rights, actual tough guy, obese, paid Quasi, paid thousands to be repeatedly unbanned from Twitter

What the fuck is the spoon shit? I looked at that dumb blogpost and ctrl F'd hoping she would explain
They used to count butter knives instead, but one of Patrick's associates complained so they changed it to something less triggering.
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spiral that can only result in another lolsuit from one side or another.

Naw. Leslie has no reason to spend the money but would have her own reasons for a countersuit if she's gotta drop coin IF Patrick decided to sue.

Jackie, you're bad at this and retarded, find a new hobby before you actually end up in prison.

Child, there is no reason at all for Ms. Butt Legal to go to jail as she's an expert on law.

I kind of want him to sue Leslie just to see the claimed damages part.

I'd like to see him find the money to try a suit. The amended response from Leslie will be FIRE as I'd bet she'd get all kinds of additional data and ideas from pests, patposters and others who know of the Man of Pig tails. (yes. tails. curly ones.)

Is there anyone Patrick-adjacent from or near Lawrenceville, GA?

Dollycule is from 'down south' but it was "indisposed" from the 21st/22nd till this post.

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Isn’t that basically ShoeOnHead’s problem but it’s because she pulled it all out? What is with female lolcows and hairloss?

Lead paint chips are a sweet treat. "Lithium and selenium toxicity is known to cause hair loss but lead, cadmium, mercury, iron, aluminium, copper, and other heavy metals can also affect hair growth. The toxins have a negative interfere with hormones, strip the body of nutrients, and can even damage the actual hair follicle, resulting in excessive hair shedding and impaired hair growth. " - as taken from the 1st web hit on hair loss and lead.

Fun fact - Selenium is anti-cancer. There is part of China with effectively no Selenium and the cancer rates are higher there. Added to regional animal feeds in the USA where the soil is low Selenium. Do have fun with knowing this.
 
Fun fact - Selenium is anti-cancer. There is part of China with effectively no Selenium and the cancer rates are higher there.
That’s why it’s a good idea to eat 2-7 Brazil nuts per day — but not more, because it can cause other problems.

Pat not posting photos from Glasgow is very suspicious. He’s too quiet. Scheme juices are flowing.
 
That’s why it’s a good idea to eat 2-7 Brazil nuts per day — but not more, because it can cause other problems.

Pat not posting photos from Glasgow is very suspicious. He’s too quiet. Scheme juices are flowing.
Selenium (and zinc) might also improve testosterone levels (depending on exercise levels and types) and sperm quality.
 
Has Fat tweeted about the convention goings on much at all? I get the impression even he doesn't give a fuck about it and just wanted to put on twitter that he is travelling to a scifi author thing.
No convention tweets, no photos. No mentions by other convention-goers, either. No "we met the cool and funny stealthygeek, he's very charming in person and definitely not fat by any medical standard".

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It seems he was up all night posting his usual about stalkers and Nazis (Elon Musk). Still at it now at 9 AM in the UK.

So he's going to be sleeping all day. Really was worth going to a different continent for this convention, stupid.

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The stalker child is right. Rick repeats the exact same joke not only twice, but even four, five times. Pretty sad for someone who prides himself on his wit and humor. At least put some kind of new spin on it. Look at all the many variations of the basic "lol you're fat" in this thread.


Random classic tweet highlight of the day:

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I'm guessing he's probably being smart for once in his Hogforsaken life and not trying to give the funsters an opportunity to track his ass down, but I won't lie I'm a little skeptical that he's actually in Scotland/at the convention.

He tweets pictures of every mundane thing he does and I can't imagine he would pass up the opportunity to make a 'joke' about kilts or a picture of the microwaved crap he'd eat on his flight.

Anyone who unironically claims "spoons" should be gassed.

Is there enough gas to put down the Warthog?
 
Is there enough gas to put down the Warthog?
There is, and it's in a surprisingly convenient location. Pat's second, better wife has more than enough gas to euthanize Fatrick, and her stores are constantly replenished by a seemingly-infinite number of black men in the rare event that the process fails the first time.
 
Pat gets "rage erections". Interesting.
I believe this has been posited before, but I’d bet a lot of money Pat once read the phrase “raging erection” and misunderstood it as “rage erection.” Because he’s retarded (and fat). Textbook low IQ, 1.2 GPA* shit.

*It’s 1.7 with gym, which is a stupid metric.
 
Random classic tweet highlight of the day:

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While the better Disney movie, it's no where near a "perfect movie". Did he only start watching movies in the 2000's because it helped him pretend that he read books? I can sort of remember four scenes in that movie, meanwhile I can quote and act out scenes from The Princess Bride to the point that Andre the Giant would have loved me and his friends would probably wish death on me. At least watch Chinatown. It's a good movie to watch if you want to get a feel for a 1930's TTRPG game or book. Really good psychological drama. Fair amount of research went into the characters too.

Anyone who unironically claims "spoons" should be gassed.
Only one that should say spoons!
 
No convention tweets, no photos. No mentions by other convention-goers, either. No "we met the cool and funny stealthygeek...
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"Truly....he was....a stealthy geek"

Pat gets "rage erections". Interesting.
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Yeah, this is not a thing anyone made up, Rick literally said he would send trolls a picture of his "rage erection", and then he would never hear from them again. Presumably because they were spontaneously turned gay at the sight of his manhood and couldn't stop gooning for long enough to give a response.

One of the more bizarre portions of his whole saga, which is impressive when you think about it.
 
Complete lack of photos? Claim to be in first class, but no picture of him in first class with his big fat ass? Missed his panel? Unexplainably awake at strange times for the time zone that he’s supposed to be in? This fat fuck never left Wisconsin.
Yeah. I'm beginning to think he couldn't afford it and wanted to keep up appearances. Murder-suicide arc incoming? I was wondering whether Nikki actually knows the true depth of his financial problems, but she paid Quasi, not him, so she's the relative adult in the relationship at least when it comes to money.
 
Maybe he did buy a ticket and then discovered that he was on the no-fly list for being a person of interest in an FBI case about SWATTIng when he got to the airport and denied access by TSA for being a flight risk.

Can someone please do a check to see if the childings continue or if he’s not even telling people to enjoy prison during this time something is serious serious wrong

Fatrick having to pretend that he’s in a different time zone and not child stalkers when he is supposed to be asleep would be hilarious punishment worthy of a twilight zone episode.
 
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