Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[Historical Strelkov]

Man the similarities are uncanny...

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I guarantee you someone could put together a side by side of the DENNIS system with examples of Rekieta doing each step.

Isn't this how he got April away from Aaron?

 

[Lonely khan]

As I understand, Sargon stood somewhat of a chance under a UKIP ticket at that time. Nick wouldn't have stood a chance, on a libertarian ticket in MN, even back when he was still somewhat sane and considerably more sober.

Not to derail but sargon stood no chance of winning under the UKIP ticket. He placed 9th and burned an entire political party to the ground. UKIP went from some 30% of the seats to 0% in one election cycle because of Don Sargoons hubris. That was also the height of Carl's popularity, but he found out, like cenk and a bunch of other internet famous overestimaters, is that your 2 million subs on YouTube won't amount to 2000 votes in your district. Your fanbase is way too disperse to be able to capitalize on a national election, let alone a state or county or municipal election. You need centralized popularity to win elections.

Isn't this how he got April away from Aaron?

I think he used the "D" system
Drugs

 

[Gorton Colu]

is that your 2 million subs on YouTube won't amount to 2000 votes in your district. Your fanbase is way too disperse to be able to capitalize on a national election, let alone a state or county or municipal election. You need centralized popularity to win elections.

Brandon Herrera has gotten the closest I believe.

 

[Shig O'nella]

While I'll admit it is funny to some extent, to be frank, I also think Null's sanity comes first. What Nick is doing here is absolutely insane. Sending novels to Null's phone trying to get Null to do what he wants. In fucking 2024!!!

I also think Null should just block the cunt's number. Not only for his own peace, but it'd be far far funnier to watch a raging narc being ignored. The continuous melty (which would be constant passive aggressive jabs on stream and completely unmistakable) would be deliciously amusing.

 

[HodgePodgeRogerDodger]

Brandon Herrera has gotten the closest I believe.

Brandon basically got ratfucked by AIPAC. He got close enough for a recount.

 

[Long-time Lurker]

I'm going to post without catching up.

Null is not crazy. Nicholas Rekieta's behavior is pathological.

I'm following Nick specifically to better identify people like him in my personal life. I get that following him as a lolcow is the point of the thread, and that's a more fun reason to follow him. I don't want to distract more than briefly from that purpose.

Nick and his kind are a menace to any society. I've suffered from this behavior before. I'm not alone. At a minimum we should know the danger and how to identify it.

 

[AltisticRight]

It depends on what Nick even means by "sealed".

Considering how he explained "consequences of our actions" to literally mean just existing, his "sealed" could mean he printed the documents out and shoved it in a box.

IIRC, people were trying to get him to run for Minnesota AG some time ago on the libertarian ticket. I think it was AG office, anyways.

The only polls he can have are stripper polls and the only polls he'll win is this year's LOTY.

 

[Chazzed Up]

He let his grandkids live in squalor while his son-in-law passed his daughter around to the lowest bidder. If he wasn't a passive bitch Nick would have already been beaten to a pulp by now.

Nick likely got the narc gene from his mother in which case it's highly likely she runs the show and lets Nick get away with whatever.

 

[Randomrando]

Ah, I remember being 14 and realizing how lying by omission and mincing words worked... wild to see it still manifesting in a grown man with children.

 

[Captain Manning]

Didn't they elect Jesse fucking Ventura as governor on a 3rd party ticket? Balldo may have a chance.

Yeah, way the fuck back in 1999, on a Reform Party ticket.

But, as a former actor, wrestler, Navy frogman (not SEAL), et cetera, Jessie actually had charisma. Just like Arnold Schwarzenegger did. What the fuck has Nick got? He's a drunk, skeletal, drug abusing, child endangering, God denying, wife-swapping faggot. Great candidate! No downsides there.

He has absolutely zero chance of public office. Ever.

Brandon basically got ratfucked by AIPAC. He got close enough for a recount.

He also wasn't even trying, and was massively outspent. Some people think he did it as a joke. When you consider that, it's actually amazing how well he did. I think if he put in slightly more effort, he might have actually won. Lol.

 

[Nick Obre]

Is firing him for writing a novel that offends some people legal?

In current day, it is when you include things like

descriptions of a transgender person as a “man beast” with a “mutilated crotch,” and depicts female characters as having an intrinsic need to submit to a masculine man. Prosecutors in the book are craven and corrupt. A homeless person is a “grubby bum,” and an “Arab looking” doctor is referred to as a “camel jockey.”

 

[Fapcop]

I'm going to post without catching up.

Null is not crazy. Nicholas Rekieta's behavior is pathological.

This. For any normal person, getting busted with an ounce of coke and having YOUR KIDS TAKEN AWAY would serve as a major wake-up call.

But here’s Nick whose main takeaway from all of this apparently was that “Heh! Finally showed those dang farmers!”

His behavior these past few months scream PERSONALITY DISORDER.

 

[RedMage]

It was wild to hear Nick think Josh is worse than him - regarding his behaviours.

The delusion there is astronomical and I don't think he will ever learn from this and perhaps this comes from him always absolving himself from any accountability for so many years before his YouTube career.

 

[Owlbear]

His behavior these past few months scream PERSONALITY DISORDER.

Nick, since you read this thread, I propose a new name for the Qover now that Aaron is out: "Cluster B." It matches your personalities.

 

[Strix454]

Didn't they elect Jesse fucking Ventura as governor on a 3rd party ticket? Balldo may have a chance.

Nick is no Jesse Ventura. Ventura won in an election between the loser son of a famous local democratic politician and a boomer former drug addict turned republican who might be best described as an empty suit of clothes. It was also a very different time when democrats and republicans were competitive for statewide offices rather than democrats being in control of everything.

Ventura could also talk and had mad charisma with the masses.

 

[Mr.Bucket]

GOSNEY GOT FIRED FOR HIS EROTIC NOVEL THAT NICK ENCOURAGED HIM TO WRITE.

https://www.miamiherald.com/news/local/community/miami-dade/article290704374.html

Balldo related. @Null a week old, but funny.

I'm vehemently against any and all forms of cancel culture but this is fucking funny as shit.
Mainly because Gosney is just annoying af and makes me leave any stream he pops up in.

 

[Himedall All-seeing Waifu]

There's a particular clip of Rekieta being completely wasted, and he said he had to drive his kids to school in about four hours. I believe someone else on the stream told him to go to bed. Does anyone have that on hand? Used to be on Elissa clips i think, several months ago.
Edit: forgot to say it horrified me when I watched it, because I couldn't believe he said that shit out loud

This took place on one of his infamous drunk streams with the degenerate panel, if anyone needs a timespan to look. I am fairly sure it is in the thread somewhere.

From what I can remember hearing as of late, the bodycam footage won't be released at all, until the investigation portion of the case/trial is done.

That's fucked. You're serious?

That body cam footage will be released way after im dead

The 'investigation' line cane from the records clerk. People debate what the actual law says, but the county has been quiet and not responded recently. Make of that what you wish.

Man. I can't wait until the secret lawyer chat group is leaked. That anime lawyer said Nick was going fucking crazy in that chat when all this first happened.

He has been doing this for a long time. I am sure that there was a lot of shite people took while he was Law Pope. It will happen.

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Totally not the coke and messiness of the house.

His biggest supporter is the chick who always goes on about her own felony convictions:

LMAO! This bitch was one of the people e-mailing the records clerk for thr bodycam footage!

Same first name and all.

Nick trying to scrape up pennies from Rumble live reads and pretending they have a partnership is excruciatingly cringe. Fucking MERSH and Royce have a Rumble deal and Nick doesn’t. Lol!

The platform as a whole is moving away from personality contracts and trying to shift to more sustainable advertisers support model. Venture capital only allows you to run a loss for so long, and I am betting RUMBLE wishes they have Nick's money back...

"Our lawyers weren't doing ANYTHING. I got criticized for objecting in court - and it's because I was screaming at my lawyer off the mic to object. And she wouldn't. And she should have. But she didn't. Bad lawyers fuck you. and when your kids are on the line, man, you can't afford them." - Rekieta

He is now ranting about calling Sweep and another worker 10 times before the meeting.

Nick CLAIMS HE WAS NEVER SERVED for a hearing and did not know until the day of the hearing! I believe this was the May 28 hearing.
I believe there are documents which indicate they were served in jail.

"The Internet had information before we did in our cases." - Rekieta

They never returned a phone call,

"My lawyers didn't do anything, and we got new lawyers."


Nick interrupts his rant about his cases to read out this entire press release with limited to no context.

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After reading out the entire press release, he goes back to ranting about his case.

I have no idea what his point was supposed to be.

Rekieta was hoping he could manipulate Josh into mistakenly catching a perjury charge during their text exchange. Nick can pretend otherwise, but he has obviously been very heavily implying police corruption and government conspiracy are what caused his arrest.

I believe this is the blonde woman clip Josh was referring to:
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Wonder what he was implying there? Or how about here where he implies the police knowingly based their search warrant off of false CPS reports(while also conveniently leaving out the other evidence).
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Hmm, what did Nick mean by this?
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Or this?
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Here's Nick telling viewers to go watch Barnes to get a better understanding of his case:
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Barnes is openly accusing the government of corruption in his case, so what was Nick implying there?

@Null if you still need more clips, this is comprehensive for these streams.

This faggot skeleton also wants the Guardian ad Litem Ms. Barber removed for "accessing the hair follicle test results" improperly, even though she had nothing but nice things to say about them according to the hearing, and wanted the kids to reunite with the Balldos (and their side kick human fleshlight).

After she seemed so nice and willing to work woth them as well! Nick is a USER of people and drugs.

And if they are sealed, that sucks, but Nick ain't putting the 9 year old testing positive for coke back in the bottle. He'll eat shit on that forever. And he should.

This is his Ron Toye 'wife beater' allegation. It will be his 'albatross' to wear his whole life, and there shall be no holy man to shrive him of it.

 

[Balldo's Gate]

The 'investigation' line cane from the records clerk. People debate what the actual law says, but the county has been quiet and not responded recently. Make of that what you wish.

I strongly believe that the county got "shower called" (metaphorically speaking) and convinced by Nick or Barneswalker Frank that releasing the footage was contrary to state law when it turns out it's not that simple.

There's a particular clip of Rekieta being completely wasted, and he said he had to drive his kids to school in about four hours. I believe someone else on the stream told him to go to bed. Does anyone have that on hand? Used to be on Elissa clips i think, several months ago.
Edit: forgot to say it horrified me when I watched it, because I couldn't believe he said that shit out loud

This is probably what you were referring to. It was a Friday stream from May 2023 (that is over a year ago).

I clipped it in September when going through the stream.

Nick had to leave to pick up one of the darn kids at 9:00am:

Nick describes a complicated scheduling situation where he has to leave his house to pick up one of his darn kids, who would inform him mid-journey whether he actually needed to be picked up. If the answer was no, Nick would turn around half-way and head back home.

"So I have to leave my house in 9am. That's in 4 hours." (05:49:00)

According to Rumble's posted time, he streamed until past 5:30 in the morning while drinking and saying he had to leave at 9:00 to pick up his son.

The clip below comes from the end of that night's stream, at 06:24:35 in the VOD. That's over half an hour since Nick said he had to leave in four hours at 9am, and around 5:33am if the timing on Rumble is correct. It's well past five in the morning; Nick still has a drink in his hand.

Would you let this man drive your child around three and a half hours after this clip?

Keep in mind that this was in May 2023 before he visibly became a full on cokehead. I suspect based on his weight loss throughout the year that he was on coke regularly before 2024 but it obviously got much worse once April Anderson entered the picture.I'm sure the driving situation got much worse during the year following this stream.

 

[Windy Moors]

Nick possibly sees his thread when he closes his eyes, just as I could see Tetris blocks after playing on my new Gameboy all day, as a kid. I agree with others who say Nick should be blocked, it would deny him any sense of control that he still believes he has, but I doubt he would join or post here, the thought probably scares him.

That was the crux of his "Dear Josh" stream last night, he is terrified of people obtaining the body cam footage, there are probably a few others receiving the same walls of text but he specifically chose Null to try and humiliate, also to see his tard fans agree with him.

Overall it was a very FUNNY and WEIRD stream filled with sniffs, wacky impressions, zany voices, pulsing head vein and quite an alarming purple neck (purp neck nigger).

I rate it 3 Balldo's out of 5.

 

[Harm]

GOSNEY GOT FIRED FOR HIS EROTIC NOVEL THAT NICK ENCOURAGED HIM TO WRITE.

https://www.miamiherald.com/news/local/community/miami-dade/article290704374.html

Balldo related. @Null a week old, but funny.

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Gosney's response has been terrible. Comparing his novel to Frankenstein? Who does he think he's convincing with that? The article also implies that his livestreams with Rekieta could have contributed to his superiors starting to look negatively upon Gosney (unless they're referencing other livestreams where he drinks and talks about his books).