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[behindyourightnow]

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My man here lost a whole organ from taking horse piss but will still carry on obviously.

Huh, maybe this is what's happening when they talk about "period pain." I thought they were just lying (and probably most of them are) but the idea that troons across the nation are suffering from cholecystitis and writing it off as magical periods is very funny, so I choose to believe it.

IIRC being obese and having a poor diet high in refined carbs are big risk factors, so most troons are probably half gallstone by body weight.

Thread tax: Woman cries about people noticing she's a woman, even though she's wearing masculine clothes. Which apparently turn you into a man now.



How dare you bigots judge a person according to who they are, rather than their clothing? Don't you know women wear frilly dresses and if you don't wear a frilly dress you can't be a woman?

And of course, like all terminally online NLOGs, she manages to embody every negative feminine stereotype imaginable, down to the fibromyalgia, Tumblr-speak, and whiny existential passivity:



Another manly man to finish up. Fellas, don't you just love doing SO much adulting and then relaxing with an animu romance comic?

 

[Road Work Ahead]

Huh, maybe this is what's happening when they talk about "period pain." I thought they were just lying (and probably most of them are) but the idea that troons across the nation are suffering from cholecystitis and writing it off as magical periods is very funny, so I choose to believe it.

I've always assumed it's placebo. They start having some vague abdominal discomfort and of course that means they're on their period, and since they're men, they will never know what it's actually like.

 

[AfghanBlue]

To be fair I do believe that there is a market for trans prostitutes. I doubt it's a very reaffirming one though, like this idea they have that straight men secretly pine for them. More likely is that their market consists of repressing gay men, who internally justify their homosexuality with "well, he looks a bit like a woman when I'm drunk enough, so it's totally not gay!!".

There is a market for transwoman prostitutes, it totally dries up when they get the chop though. Ditto porn.
Make of that what you will.

Just like in that Bundy post where he's seething against the terfs" wizened up old prunes", to that big long stupid Nonbinary imposter syndrome post, with the previously happily gay guy going to college and becoming a perosn of gender purely so he could call himself a demiboy - because the title "Man" grossed him out:
Basically time and time again we see these people are utterly terrified of aging, of their own mortality.
It's like the biggest subconscious part of the motive to troon.

I'd love to know what TeddynBundy thinks he's gonna look like at middle age.
An old man's face plonked on to a sluttily dressed body is the grossest thing, we see it often.
And surgery is disgusting to look at, from the off and increasingly so in an aged face.
If he's this furious now, when he considers himself somewhat "on top", he's gonna be a legitimate danger as soon as he starts losing the looks he is proud of now.
He clearly has true no close friends or connections and no hope of having a validating relationship because what he wants can't exist-true closeness with someone who doesn't know he's trans.
The fact he picked Bundy as someone to memorialise or identify with as a name tag is odd and telling too
Bundy killed women, this guy has nothing to do with women really, doesn't date them, isn't one, and at every turn demonstrates murderous rage for them.
I had to look up two words he sued to describe vaginas in the dictionary for fuck sake.
I can imagine he probably isn't very big etc but that just means he will target someone even more vulnerable when he snaps.
A little girl or old lady. And it'll be the kind of thing like you'd see on a TV drama.

 

[Hassou Tobi]

To be fair I do believe that there is a market for trans prostitutes. I doubt it's a very reaffirming one though, like this idea they have that straight men secretly pine for them. More likely is that their market consists of repressing gay men, who internally justify their homosexuality with "well, he looks a bit like a woman when I'm drunk enough, so it's totally not gay!!".

Yeah and that world always uses terms troons hate like "Tranny" and "She-male". Shows you the level of respect the johns have for them. Some of the stuff they write can make a battle hardened transphobe like me blush.

 

[Geraldine]

Troon diagnoses psychopaths ay work.
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Just two months ago I was complaining about my coworker being transphobic. Now it's escalated.

My company built two new all-gender bathrooms and opened them yesterday. This morning I got this email from the director of safety, facilities and maintenance.

Everyone ​

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Are two new bathrooms we just opened yesterday. The company spent a lot of money and time on these two bathrooms. Somebody went in the 2 new bathrooms and spread feces on the toilet seats and on the wall. If we please could take care of these bathrooms, that would be greatly appreciated.​

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-Safety and Facilities Director​

I wouldn't think much of this if I hadn't already heard about multiple people complaining about me and my trans coworkers already. What kind of psychopath does this?

File this under shit that did not happen?
That is my suspicion, but I expect there really was some sort of pushback.

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Profiles in clocking.
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I’m sure it’s the vast minority, but yesterday my friend randomly brought up how her aunt could tell I was trans. Her aunt even went around telling/ asking people if they thought I was trans at a party we were all at. Apparently she even told my friends’ cousin and uncle that “that’s a man” (referring to me). Her other relatives disagreed with her aunt and had the decency to tell her to leave me alone. I think my friend confirmed this suspicion and she excitedly replied “I KNEW IT”! I found out yesterday that the same “friend” had gone around bragging to my other friend about how she also knew I was trans even before I told her. She honestly seemed happy to tell me that I’d been clocked and it’s giving me some seriously weird vibes. Also, not to be shady, but I can’t even justify being a grown ass 50 year old woman going around and being proud of clocking a GUEST at the party (especially when every other guest she talked to disagreed and tried to shut it down). That was some truly déclassé behavior.

Analysis:
No one is proud of an ability everyone has -- even little kids.
Auntie isn't proud of clocking the troon, but she does enjoy fucking with him.
Allowing for a certain amount of exaggeration, I expect this one really happened.

 

[BTS4Lyfe]

File this under shit that did not happen?

I don't know about the whole story but the shit smearing part absolutely happens. I work in the industrial complex and never go to shit at work for a reason.

 

[Zemblan Physics]

This post gave me such simple joy, just the image of a l'il pooner running straight into locked doors.

Late and gay, but you just know the entire hospital staff formed a conga line through the hallways when that trespass was served.

 

[Procrastinhater]

And you're autistic as fuck if you can't figure that out

That's exactly it I think.
It's been discussed a few times on this thread and others, there is a sub set of Troons that are extremely autistic and don't understand the very real innate differences between men and women, and so put them down to purely cosmetic differences, so when they try to "transition" they go off these differences that their autistic brains have noted, long hair =woman, tits = woman, makeup = woman etc, and think if they tick these boxes then people must see them as women.
Then of course when people don't believe the 6'3" rapehon gorrillabride with bad makeup and a Party City wig is a True and Honest female, they freak out, because that's breaking the rules, they put on the dress, they grew the HRT moobs, they are women etc.

 

[Miriam Margoyles]

Don’t, like, half of all troons claim to be sex workers though? He could be telling the truth, but IMO, the more likely story is that this is just another part of his coomer fantasy. “I’m so sexy and feminine that men will pay to fuck me!”

I don't know if I've told this story before, but there was a tranny that used to frequent our local Games Workshop (before he was banned for being a nonce) who once proclaimed, with a strange sort of pride in his voice, that he had prostituted himself.

I, of course, didn't think that this was the time or the place to be making that admission and very much did NOT want him to elaborate, so I just said, "That's sad," with as much fake sympathy as I could muster, and went back to painting my Chaos warriors. He seemed rather upset by my reaction, and was like, "No, no, actually, it was really nice, I made lots of money and he was a really good kisser."

I didn't respond and thankfully, nobody else engaged him further either and the whole conversation sort of withered on the vine (as, presumably, did his penis, when he realised no one wanted to hear him bloviate about his obvious hooker fetish).

 

[400x400]

Troon diagnoses psychopaths ay work.

It's funny how they fuck with normal bathrooms and make normal people fucking angry, break our government for the worst and then they cry when THEIR special fee fee bathroom gets fucked???
"Omigosh I'm scared" really? I bet a lot of young girls felt scared when they saw a huge man standing in a room where they had to pull their pants down to piss.

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Imagine how many women are scared of the toilet cams recording their pussy, thinking that might be happening more than ever when they see Thor standing in the bathroom with a dress.

These recent kids have been some of the worst. That goes for Grandma and Grandpa as well, your gen was fucked, everyone currently alive is a fucked stupid selfish nigger with a fucked generation.

Forget being gay, imagine good people are hiding from retards that want to kill them for no good reason, imagine hiding for that reason instead of dicks you put in your ass.

Imagine being killed just for telling someone they can do better, imagine being killed for telling your daughter or son to love themselves instead of being trans.

Much more scary than being gay, to be killed for being straight. When you're straight, you're with gods judgement spilling 100% facts; and when you're gay, you just try to get away with whatever you can regardless of sense.

"Don't be trans"
"You don't understand me"

It'll never stop. The ignorance thinks it can just kill anyone who says otherwise while the good person tries to wait out the evil and gets killed.

Good people are dying off because of how we will wait and use understandings instead of take action.
Ignorant fuckers like trannies think removing you means removing reality, and that's just rampant denial. It's a mental disorder if I ever saw one.
It's a million broken personal boundaries trying to change the law.

 

[Bloo]

Boyfriend started T and is overly mean now

My boyfriend of 2 years started on T months ago and we're already seeing crazy changes, but one of the biggest things is he gets mad at me like every other hour and sometime more and it's driving me crazy. He ends up saying hurtful things and calling me names and then within 10 minutes pretends like it never happened. Has anyone else experienced this? Lots of anger, or a partner with lots of anger? How did you get through it?


edit: When I said he pretends like it didn't happen after, I meant he acts like it didn't happen. He doesn't lie and say that he didn't do anything, he just doesn't bring it up so I usually don't bring it up or else he gets mad again. I should have worded that differently

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A woman becoming more aggressive after taking testosterone. Who would have thought? Of course they’re claiming that the testosterone has nothing to do with this.

 

[Squid Bitch]

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Getting told "whatever" when correcting someone misgendering me​

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I've been doing good for the most part recently, I seldom correct the customers at work because its usually a very brief interaction. However yesterday upon approaching a client yesterday they said hello sir! Like really loud... my mind and body literally couldn't so I said politely "its mam" and then this person chuckled and said "whatever". I then looked directly into their eyes and said " this isn't a whatever thing" and they just turned away.... I'm still kinda pissed and sad...

I wonder how this Stunning and Brave Woman could even be misgendered in the first place? I bet you won't be able to distinguish ""her"" from ""her"" boring cis normie wife.

Spoiler: lol

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[Procrastinhater]

1982 East German women's track team,

Looking at the state of the current Olympics, the 1984 East German Women's Shotput team would have fitted right in

 

[The Skeksis Emperor]

File this under shit that did not happen?

File it under the troon was the shit smearer.

 

[Fapcop]

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I wonder how this Stunning and Brave Woman could even be misgendered in the first place? I bet you won't be able to distinguish ""her"" from ""her"" boring cis normie wife.

Spoiler: lol

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“Whatever” is just such a perfect response to these weirdos, when they “correct you”.

A “whatever” that in the mind of any normal person translates to: “Sure buddy. I don’t care what silly games you’re playing. I know you’re a man and not a woman or an attack helicopter, but let’s move on before you go full ITS MAAM.”

 

[Joe Shmoe]

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I wonder how this Stunning and Brave Woman could even be misgendered in the first place? I bet you won't be able to distinguish ""her"" from ""her"" boring cis normie wife.

Spoiler: lol

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Is that fucking Gollum lmfao

 

[FinnSven]

Don’t, like, half of all troons claim to be sex workers though? He could be telling the truth, but IMO, the more likely story is that this is just another part of his coomer fantasy. “I’m so sexy and feminine that men will pay to fuck me!”

It is way more likely that they just scrape up desperate cheap fuckers who will pay to empty their bollocks.

A five quid or five dollar hand job is still validating, if they call them by a girls name.

 

[LaughJoke2.0]

Looking at the state of the current Olympics, the 1984 East German Women's Shotput team would have fitted right in
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I sent my sister who doesn't watch the Olympics and had no context to any of the controversies going on a pic of Imane Khelif and her response was "Who the Hell is this guy?".

 

[No Bitches Syndrome(NBS)]

I sent my sister who doesn't watch the Olympics and had no context to any of the controversies going on a pic of Imane Khelif and her response was "Who the Hell is this guy?".

To be fair, they're probably not a troon. Based on what I've read they were born as some genetic fuck-up with DSD and stuck with female primary sex characteristics and partially male secondary sex development. Same with the taiwanese boxer a weight class down. Terrible shit to be born with, especially in a place like Algeria.

 

[Geraldine]

The worst part is not knowing.
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Let me start by saying I am 54 years old next week (but reasonably young looking for the age?) and been on hormones a little over sixteen months. No surgeries except an orchiectomy earlier this year, but I've had seven laser sessions and about 24 hours of electrolysis on my face so far.

Anyway, due to my age I've been used to people misgendering me, even though it kills my soul a little every time I get called "sir." I had come to (somewhat) accept people won't see me as a woman and the times people gender me correctly is out of politeness.

However, a couple of weeks ago my wife was in the hospital and while I was there I noticed the whole time I was there I never got misgendered, not even by other visitors. The first day I was there was a higher-effort day, the next was lower and the third was actually boymoding, but I was still called "ma'am" or "miss" all day. Well, that be as it is, I still chalked it up to politeness on everyone's part.

This week I am doing errands and such to get out of the house (my wife is on hospice at home, and it's hard for me to watch). I have more or less been getting gendered correctly by people wherever I go, and today I did nothing to girl up. I woke up, I haven't showered since three days before and also haven't shaved since then. My hair is ratty af. I am wearing sneakers, jeans and a sort of baggy tee from the Snoop Dogg/Wiz Khalifa tour last year. Total boymode.

This afternoon I had to go to do a stop at the warehouse club to pick up some stuff and pick up food for everyone here at the house and I am still getting gendered female. Night before last I went to dinner with a work friend who hasn't seen me for 3.5 months and she claims that when I smile and laugh I am almost unrecognizable as the person she's known for decades and said she didn't recognize me walking in. The leader of my trans support group asked me why I won't use a women's room.

I would still chalk it all up to politeness, but I've been looking at old pictures of me and my wife, and saw myself a lot over the years in the last day. When I got dressed this morning and looked up after brushing my teeth I stared at my reflection for a minute and was like... um, okay, I am different... but. Always but.

My question is... how do we know if people are gendering us correctly out of politeness? Is it the nails, hair and ear piercings, or is it our overall affect and manner? How do we know? Does it even matter?