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Are we sure this isn't just an alter for nonbinaryphallo or bonusdickboi? I remember the latter especially bragged about getting that abomination "just for the lulz".
I know nonbinaryphallo has alters; here's one:
Megathread SRS and GRS surgeons and associated horrors - the medical community of experimental surgeons, the secret community of home butchers
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I know nonbinaryphallo has alters; here's one:
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Happened already. A few years ago, a pooner posted pictures of a mucous-like slime dripping out of her rotdog, called it “ejaculate”, and now the gals on r/phallo believe it’s achievable surgery-magic.
Sad Bear
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I find it so hard to believe that this setence was typed out by human hands, without sarcastic intent. Ignorance is strength.
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Don't forget the sautéed peppers!
She still destroyed her vulva by turning it into some sort of fleshy balloon, and something like that seems like it would get in the way and cause chronic yeast infections and irritation.
Why aren't we throwing these people in the loony bin like we did decades ago? They certainly fit the criteria for self-harm.
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Still shaped more like a real penis than rotdogs. Poons seethe.Don't forget the sautéed peppers!
revisionist
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Well Poison or Cinderella were pretty fucking gay, yet their gigs were filled with girls going mental
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eBay; the first result on Amazon had the vulva in the cut-off ankle, and the second had painted-red labia that shot down the comparison to the initial photo.
The problem with "foot" in an image search is that you either get people doing sex things with actual feet, or things that are <x> feet long. Hence I turned to e-tail listings. It looks like the current euphemism for pocket pussy/masturbator/onahole is "stroker," but I suspect most of the fuckable foot-sellers on eBay are not native English speakers so that may not be accurate.
The real answer: I remembered seeing something like this online a long time ago, and correctly assumed they were still being made. Probably on some list of funny sex toys, up there with the silicone corn cobs and the gnome butt plug.
You know what? Fine. Bad risk-benefit analysis, but it's not my crotch.
But I don't want to find out that insurance paid for it if she's not even going to pretend to be suicidal from dicklessness. Can insurance companies employ a handful of autistic social media stalkers already?
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It looks like his brain is being squeezed out of his perineum.
Sad Bear
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This seems reasonable until it happens to a crotch you care about. One aspect to all of this that oft goes unconsideredis the abject struggle of the parents whom disagree with the transitioner. Remember that one Canadian father? Not his crotch, but man, how he must suffer.
Each to his own can often be a rational response, but in this context I find it to be lacking when you consider the above.
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My point was that this is clearly not a life-or-death rotdog, even by Official Trans Rhetoric, and as such I hope Blue Cross drew the line. Not that I'm a fan of insurance companies, but I would hope they scrutinize someone's experimental genital surgery as much as they breathe down the neck of someone who dares to require nonformulary maintenance medication.
This is another in what looks like a long series of tragedies for that pooner's parents, but I don't know how you're going to lobby for instituting parental permission slips for elective surgeries in decisional adults. By the time someone's tweaking their frankencrotch to this degree, the horse has bolted long ago; the time to close the gate was probably back in junior high.
Sad Bear
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Oh, sure. To say otherwise would be adopting the aggressive rainbow rhetoric. It's still inherently dangerous, though to what degree I couldn't say. This thread and its ilk have raised so many questions, it's genuinely illuminating.
When it comes to insurance and whatnot, is there not now a precedent for greenlighting these kinds of surgeries? Would have expected the ideology to have moved in there by now and pushed aside at least some of the bureaucracy.
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It would be amazing if before they approved surgeries insurance companies searched kiwi farms.
Like a good neighbour, Kiwi Farms is there.
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A pooner is asking if there are any "cis" men who lost their penis somehow and got phalloplasty and would like to opine on how the rotdog compares to what they used to have:
The lack of testimonials speaks for itself, little lady. The men who had theirs blown off in combat zone or something equally tragic never opt for something as ridiculous as phalloplasty because even though these men are no doubt mortified at the thought of life as a dickless dude, they know it's still preferable to one of those armbar rot burritos.
LOL This girl seems unusually stupid, even for the pooner demographic. She believes that surgeons will be able to give her a set of balls that aren't just neuticles inserted into her labia? "Trans balls" my ass.
The lack of testimonials speaks for itself, little lady. The men who had theirs blown off in combat zone or something equally tragic never opt for something as ridiculous as phalloplasty because even though these men are no doubt mortified at the thought of life as a dickless dude, they know it's still preferable to one of those armbar rot burritos.
LOL This girl seems unusually stupid, even for the pooner demographic. She believes that surgeons will be able to give her a set of balls that aren't just neuticles inserted into her labia? "Trans balls" my ass.
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The day I am earnestly going on r/phallo as a dude is the day I hope God throws a lightning bolt between my eyes.
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I see potential lulz…
Perhaps some true and honest men should go on there and tell them that nope: If they somehow lost their dick in a freak accident, they would never go for a rotdog, since a cold roll of arm flesh isn’t anything like a real dick?
I’d imagine the reaction would be split between the rotdog-owners going NOOOOOO and non-rotdog owning pooners going on about how validating it is to hear from a CIS men that they don’t need a penis to be a man.
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A troon 3 months post-op has started bleeding from his horror hole:
Of course there's always a troon in the comment section telling him to go see an OBGYN:
"Preferably with trans experience". What is that, exactly? Gynecologists are trained to treat the female reproductive organs. Not only do troons not have those organs and tissues, but every single troon has a different "configuration" of parts.
Of course there's always a troon in the comment section telling him to go see an OBGYN:
"Preferably with trans experience". What is that, exactly? Gynecologists are trained to treat the female reproductive organs. Not only do troons not have those organs and tissues, but every single troon has a different "configuration" of parts.
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It’s okay, hun, you just got your first period! Stock up on tampons and pads made for tween girls, and welcome to the real deal! Make sure to tell everyone about those cramps and chocolate cravings, now.
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Oh for fuck’s sake. They’re just beyond parody at this point.
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Love how when someone asks how she even requested all of that (as in: "wtf do I even call that thing" lol), she gives the bitchy response, "I'm not sure what you mean by 'that.'" Then lists a bunch of typical rotdog procedures.
Are you serious rn bitch lol?? I MEAN, COME ON. You made your labia into a giant ballsack donut!! It has a dried up exposed clit in the middle, and you have an ice cold flopdong to drape over it!
Don't get all snippy, now that you've posted photos of your bloated stitched together pussylip-nutsack bagel on the internet. Now is not the time to start acting like it somehow isn't completely baffling.