Jerry Peet / Lily Orchard / Lily Peet / Valkyrstudios / Bhaalspawn / Tara Callie / "Mod Ebara" - Sociopath writer of pedophile fanfiction and cartoon reviews, faked getting raped to force a divorce, then mobbed and gaslit their ex off Tumblr, satanist neoliberal of the MovieSlob variety, also wants to fuck dogs and/or pokemon

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His whole life is pretty much a lie at this point, isn't it?

I wouldn't say so. It's become increasingly obvious to me that Jerry is somewhat delusional, almost entirely out of his own will.

His life growing up sucked because he was a nerdy, edgy wimp that never learned to grow up and stop thinking so highly of himself despite generally being a pretty standard loser. How does he correct this when he gets older? Oh, well those stories and posts from a long time ago were just fabricated. Obviously, Jerry's life was way better than that and all the trolls are just out to stain his image.

His family, friends, and critics getting sick of his piss-poor attitude and tendency to being completely wrong and accusatory wasn't actually a thing. All those people are just Neo-Reactionaries; They're regressive hacks, they're on the wrong side of history. Nobody's heard Jerry's side of the story, despite a majority of these people choosing not to say anything because they'd rather not associate with such a toxic personality and Jerry never shutting the fuck up about his side of the story.

Jerry is an idiot, through and through, but even he's smart enough to realize that he's ashamed of him-fucking-self. He's a sock-puppeting, fear-mongering, bigoted, LGBT-fetishizing, dogmatic coward who will only ever threaten and wish death upon people he's never met in his life.

The point? His frequent lies and delusions of grandeur expose a lot more of his actual life than they do cover up. If this guy were anything more than an egotistical child whinging about how life's not fair because he never cleaned up his act, then he would have never have even made the attempt to try and paint Josh or InkRose or Blake as the one's at fault in the first place.

Ironic, isn't it? That he so lacks empathy for other people while wishing death upon them, yet cries up the fucking wazzoo when talking about how his enemies have a lack of empathy?

I'll let his silence (for obvious reasons) in the face of Josh recently calling him out on his fear-mongering, propogandizing, and opportunistic recent postings speak for themselves.
 
who will only ever threaten and wish death upon people he's never met in his life.
Reminds me of when he said that one of his 'Lessons From 2016' was to "take criticism from people who don't know him/have never met him in real life with a grain of salt" and "criticism from reactionaries as the pathetic whining it is."

Why bother paraphrasing when I can quote...
It's almost poetic how jerry can be both hypocritical and pathetic at the same time.
 
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http://lily-peet.tumblr.com/post/153671486570/people-what-do-you-do-for-a-living-me-yell-at
https://archive.is/0hrdY

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http://archive.is/jH7EC
Okay, I know this is kinda spergy, but I have to come out and say this. It's pretty fucking hypocritical for Xain to take Josh's side during the initial debacle only for him to immediately go back to Jerry like a wanna-be rebel trying to run away from home. Rather than try to be mature he just took the liberal route and panicked.
 
http://archive.is/jH7EC
Okay, I know this is kinda spergy, but I have to come out and say this. It's pretty fucking hypocritical for Xain to take Josh's side during the initial debacle only for him to immediately go back to Jerry like a wanna-be rebel trying to run away from home. Rather than try to be mature he just took the liberal route and panicked.
Not entirely true. He and Josh seem to be on good terms, as judged by a post Josh made today (or recently, I can't be bothered to look) saying that the two of them saw and discussed Suicide squad.

I guess Xain just wants to remain in everyone's favor, and that's honestly understandable. He probably didn't know that Jerry would act like a kindergartener who tripped and blame it on someone else as a result of Josh's video.

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Post in question
http://joshscorcher.tumblr.com/post/153667515682/just-had-a-fun-riffing-session-with-xain-russell
 
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http://archive.is/jH7EC
Okay, I know this is kinda spergy, but I have to come out and say this. It's pretty fucking hypocritical for Xain to take Josh's side during the initial debacle only for him to immediately go back to Jerry like a wanna-be rebel trying to run away from home. Rather than try to be mature he just took the liberal route and panicked.


Point still stands, as reasonable as Xian can be when it comes to his friends, he's like most Liberals that ate the self-propagating propaganda and fear-mongering that almost all Liberals swallowed hook, line, and sinker. Xian, like 90% of Americans, realistically have nothing to worry about in their lives when it comes to certain people in political power. At least, no in the vein of anything "new" or "radical" happening. Trump is generally going to flounder around for 4 years, but they so want him to be the next Hitler for some bizarre reason.

Really, while I don't think Jim was entirely right, MisterMetokur's description of SJW's as he puts it has shades of truth. Some people want to have a villain, no matter how nonsensical it is. Xian is just the product of that; A frightened, misinformed person who probably has fellow Liberal friends like Jerry bullying and subjecting him to torment just to make him a yes-man. I see this all the time in people who are scared shitless in the wake of the election.
 
http://lily-peet.tumblr.com/post/153774489715/would-you-rather-sit-there-and-needlessly-relive
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http://lily-peet.tumblr.com/post/153773622070/across-many-planets-and-civilizations-mortal-men
http://archive.is/KzA9I
http://lily-peet.tumblr.com/post/153774538135/stonehoofs-greatest-weakness-is-his-insecurity
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http://lily-peet.tumblr.com/post/153771755770/dont-get-me-wrong-your-highness-i-dont-hate (Love this one)
http://archive.is/ee5Od

More quoting his own characters as if to make him look almighty and smart.
Otherwise known as classic cringe
There's way more, but I don't have time to screenshot and I can't archive them all.

http://lily-peet.tumblr.com/post/153780063520/in-elementary-school-we-learned-about-jim-crow

In elementary school, we learned about Jim Crow before we learned about slavery. You could hear our faith in humanity steadily drop lower and lower.
...No, at least, I didn't. I actually went in order of history. And why the fuck is a Canadian speaking for everyone in the US who's learned about history in elementary school? Do Canadian schoolchildren learn US History in elementary school, or am I just ignorant to Canada's history? Educate me pls

http://lily-peet.tumblr.com/post/153779847885/a-new-disney-movie-is-out-and-you-know-what-that

I suppose we should just ignore the racially diverse Disney movies that DID get positive reviews and are still remembered lovingly?
 
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http://lily-peet.tumblr.com/post/153774489715/would-you-rather-sit-there-and-needlessly-relive
http://archive.is/bGNrK
http://lily-peet.tumblr.com/post/153773622070/across-many-planets-and-civilizations-mortal-men
http://archive.is/KzA9I
http://lily-peet.tumblr.com/post/153774538135/stonehoofs-greatest-weakness-is-his-insecurity
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http://lily-peet.tumblr.com/post/153771755770/dont-get-me-wrong-your-highness-i-dont-hate (Love this one)
http://archive.is/ee5Od

More quoting his own characters as if to make him look almighty and smart.
Otherwise known as classic cringe
There's way more, but I don't have time to screenshot and I can't archive them all.

http://lily-peet.tumblr.com/post/153780063520/in-elementary-school-we-learned-about-jim-crow


...No, at least, I didn't. I actually went in order of history. And why the fuck is a Canadian speaking for everyone in the US who's learned about history in elementary school? Do Canadian schoolchildren learn US History in elementary school, or am I just ignorant to Canada's history? Educate me pls

http://lily-peet.tumblr.com/post/153779847885/a-new-disney-movie-is-out-and-you-know-what-that

I suppose we should just ignore the racially diverse Disney movies that DID get positive reviews and are still remembered lovingly?

You know, the whole quote my characters in my fan-fiction, always stuck out as something so petty and stupid to me. He's just retyping or pasting what he wrote a while back of a story that was just bad. All his characters were people with huge amount of power and did what THEY see fit and was the gods to everyone. Not only did this made them look like bad guys, even though Jerry tried tries to make them the good guys, but this made any challenges to them into nothing. In every political talk in this bad story, Ryder always comes out on top and there's never nuance in there, you guys guess where I'm going with this. Also his story is not even that popular at all, even the dying mlp fan base doesn't see this story as nothing, the only fans he got is his small and declining one at that. I can safely say that the cringe fan fiction is more enjoyable then Jerry sorry, cause at least you can get some laughs. He's quoting his own work that's not that special, badly written, his personal book in fiction, and has no notary at all. He thinks people care, and while some will do, his stories are just trash. Sorry for the sperging.

Another is his Disney thing and yeah, he's wrong again, people care about the other POC characters back then, and Jerry trying to hard again to beat reality. The school thing is stupid since Jerry school life in elementary is different to current ones. They still teach slavery, is just that there in different order and what if that was just your school. There so many variables for this to be reason to complain, but Jerry can make anything look problematic, right guys.(WHY)
 
The big thing with Jerry's "writing" is that, no matter how much he swears up and down that they're not based on him, they totally are just massive wank-fests to his opinions and beliefs. From what I can gather, were his Valkyrie OC's ever a legitimate thing, they would not last long before people would get sick of them. They're petty, self-righteous to a fault with no penchant for discussion or tolerance of those they deem unworthy, they have stupidly specific powers so that only Jerry himself can figure out to defeat them, they're downright ugly to look at due to their mish-mash barbarian/knight/colorific designs (yeah who'd have thunk that grunge armor looks terrible with human versions of colorful ponies with friendship magic.), and they primarily exist to simply BE "better" for no discernible reason other than "because".

They've slain Gods before because "why not", Lord Ryder himself destroys universes(?) for really petty reasons, and they make people lesser than them suffer for quite random associations rather than actually making use of resources or people. I remember reading that they made the lands of one of their enemies entirely uninhabitable and it was written off as a good thing because they hated the people living there. There's no purpose or point other for Jerry to point his characters in the direction of something he hates and """"metaphorically"""" have them destroy them. And hey, if people call him and his characters out on their terrible writing and decisions, well hey, they're uber-tier powerful so Jerry can just create and expy of those that complain and have them destroy them out of some exceptionally autistic catharsis for himself.

They're politically correct, however, which completely clashes with anything that has been established and is completely and totally worthless to them as characters. They're so grandiose and knowledgeable and see other human beings as their lesser simply because of a status they hold for reasons, yet they take the time out of their schedule to make sure they don't misgender people and use proper pronouns? People that they legit look down upon, on the same level as feral animals and that they're so willing to wipe off the face of the planet they've done it before? Ok, that's completely inconsistent with what's been presented.

The fact that they have opinions on PC at all is ridiculous to comprehend. If Jerry was so concerned about their "equality" opinions on mortals, shouldn't they see them all as equally capable of being failures that they've repeatedly stated they see them as?

Jerry's characters are the very definition of contrived bullshit. They're not charming or fun. They exist solely to be wank-material for Jerry's ego, and if they were ever an actual product of a franchise that ever wanted to be successful, they'd fall under the chopping block for Scrappies so fast that the creators themselves would punch themselves for thinking up such a bullshit idea.

The biggest fault among all of his Valkyrie ideas is that, even when they're wrong or take a loss, it's either with grace or "win in the end/bigger picture" mary-sue bullshit that only heightens their holier than thou EVERYTHING. Jerry also like to brag about diversity, but they're all virtually the same characters with different small personality quirks. They all have the same goals, have the same aspirations and desires as their "Lord" (coincidentally, it's the one character Jerry identifies as; Lord Ryder), and any time one of them differentiates from this, it's treated as folly and used to show just how "correct" they are. Ok. Their skin colors are different. Big whoop. They all metaphorically ride your (coughmalecough) OC's dick who himself is a terrible character with no redeeming qualities.

These characters cannot function because Jerry doesn't want them to. He wants them to succeed because, frankly and by "proxy" in his eyes, that means Jerry does too. He can deny thinking of himself as these characters all they want, but they are so obviously sock-puppets for the way Jerry sees the world that they could never be anything more than his ultimate power-fantasy.

No logical or sane writer would ever have their own written characters, with their own established personalities and back-story, would ever have an opinion to share on Donald Trump because, frankly, it dates the character and provides input on a perspective that they'll never be influenced by. It's just hugboxxing at that point.

And yet, there Jerry is, writing about how in his perfect world filled with his perfect ideals, Lord Ryder would have killed Donald Trump because it's just so obvious that he's the worst thing imaginable to God-like beings that have no qualms with speeches and masturbatory sessions on why humanity sucks and is too stupid to thrive without them.
 
You're pretty spot-on, except this part is slightly debatable.

...no matter how much he swears up and down that they're not based on him, they totally are just massive wank-fests to his opinions and beliefs.

I don't know what he's said in the past, but here he is turning Zephyr Breeze (a character who is apparently a timid loser) into his vision of literally every kind of person he doesn't like, and turning him into some kind of pedophile (irony), showing that he is somewhat open about soapboxing in Stockholm and Tales of the Valkyrie.

Didn't he say he doesn't believe in the concept of a 'mary sue' as well? And then he essentially creates one?
Hoo boy, talk about the pot calling the kettle black. AGAIN.

Jerry thinks he's being 'hyperbolic' or 'metaphorical' or some other literary buzzword he found in the glossary of a 12th Grade English book.
I think his favorite word is 'nuanced'.
 
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The big thing with Jerry's "writing" is that, no matter how much he swears up and down that they're not based on him, they totally are just massive wank-fests to his opinions and beliefs. From what I can gather, were his Valkyrie OC's ever a legitimate thing, they would not last long before people would get sick of them. They're petty, self-righteous to a fault with no penchant for discussion or tolerance of those they deem unworthy, they have stupidly specific powers so that only Jerry himself can figure out to defeat them, they're downright ugly to look at due to their mish-mash barbarian/knight/colorific designs (yeah who'd have thunk that grunge armor looks terrible with human versions of colorful ponies with friendship magic.), and they primarily exist to simply BE "better" for no discernible reason other than "because".

They've slain Gods before because "why not", Lord Ryder himself destroys universes(?) for really petty reasons, and they make people lesser than them suffer for quite random associations rather than actually making use of resources or people. I remember reading that they made the lands of one of their enemies entirely uninhabitable and it was written off as a good thing because they hated the people living there. There's no purpose or point other for Jerry to point his characters in the direction of something he hates and """"metaphorically"""" have them destroy them. And hey, if people call him and his characters out on their terrible writing and decisions, well hey, they're uber-tier powerful so Jerry can just create and expy of those that complain and have them destroy them out of some exceptionally autistic catharsis for himself.

They're politically correct, however, which completely clashes with anything that has been established and is completely and totally worthless to them as characters. They're so grandiose and knowledgeable and see other human beings as their lesser simply because of a status they hold for reasons, yet they take the time out of their schedule to make sure they don't misgender people and use proper pronouns? People that they legit look down upon, on the same level as feral animals and that they're so willing to wipe off the face of the planet they've done it before? Ok, that's completely inconsistent with what's been presented.

The fact that they have opinions on PC at all is ridiculous to comprehend. If Jerry was so concerned about their "equality" opinions on mortals, shouldn't they see them all as equally capable of being failures that they've repeatedly stated they see them as?

Jerry's characters are the very definition of contrived bullshit. They're not charming or fun. They exist solely to be wank-material for Jerry's ego, and if they were ever an actual product of a franchise that ever wanted to be successful, they'd fall under the chopping block for Scrappies so fast that the creators themselves would punch themselves for thinking up such a bullshit idea.

The biggest fault among all of his Valkyrie ideas is that, even when they're wrong or take a loss, it's either with grace or "win in the end/bigger picture" mary-sue bullshit that only heightens their holier than thou EVERYTHING. Jerry also like to brag about diversity, but they're all virtually the same characters with different small personality quirks. They all have the same goals, have the same aspirations and desires as their "Lord" (coincidentally, it's the one character Jerry identifies as; Lord Ryder), and any time one of them differentiates from this, it's treated as folly and used to show just how "correct" they are. Ok. Their skin colors are different. Big whoop. They all metaphorically ride your (coughmalecough) OC's dick who himself is a terrible character with no redeeming qualities.

These characters cannot function because Jerry doesn't want them to. He wants them to succeed because, frankly and by "proxy" in his eyes, that means Jerry does too. He can deny thinking of himself as these characters all they want, but they are so obviously sock-puppets for the way Jerry sees the world that they could never be anything more than his ultimate power-fantasy.

No logical or sane writer would ever have their own written characters, with their own established personalities and back-story, would ever have an opinion to share on Donald Trump because, frankly, it dates the character and provides input on a perspective that they'll never be influenced by. It's just hugboxxing at that point.

And yet, there Jerry is, writing about how in his perfect world filled with his perfect ideals, Lord Ryder would have killed Donald Trump because it's just so obvious that he's the worst thing imaginable to God-like beings that have no qualms with speeches and masturbatory sessions on why humanity sucks and is too stupid to thrive without them.

Hit the nail on that one. Another thing I like to note, is that he tries to give advice about writing and it's always the most safest thing he can think of. "Don't write morally upright character", he says out of pure spite for the trope and nothing else. Going on about not writing anything that can be perceived as "problematic" to his child audience, without an once of irony.
 
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I used to be subscibed to Jerry up until, like, June when I heard about the Josh thing and someone in the comments directed me here and I've been lurking ever since then. Didn't he make a video justifying Mary sues? I think he said that Mary Sues are fake (just like SJews) and that it doesn't matter if the character is interesting.

Goddamn, he can't even follow his own advice. All of the Valkyries are basically the same character. You can't relate to any of them either. They all are completely interchangeable, just some are more brown than others. It's more like Jerry's political cartoon. Full of strawmen and exists only to excite his own liberal boner.
 
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