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Wait, what does this last sentence mean?
Patrick Sean Tomlinson / @stealthygeek / "Torque Wheeler" / @RealAutomanic / Kempesh / Padawan v2.5 - "Conservative" sci-fi author with TDS, armed "drunk with anger management issues" and terminated parental rights, actual tough guy, obese, paid Quasi, paid thousands to be repeatedly unbanned from Twitter
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So he has either been hilariously late due to his own idiocy, was quietly dropped from his panels while still being allowed to waddle around the event, or the panels themselves were cancelled due to literally zero people signing up to attend them
Either way his continued radio silence tantalises my imagination ever further
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Goddamn it Pat, Rogue One is the only Disney Star Wars thing that I like, and now you've ruined it by wanting to hump it and now I won't be able to watch it ever again.
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He's into things, child. I think Jennifer is trying to say "you just don't know female anatomy, child"
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I think Pat's trying to say that whoever he's talking to can't clock trannies because they're correctly calling his "pecks" bitchtits, so they must take a lot of trannies home and be upset when they see a dick instead of a vagene at the end of the night. Much like the rest of Pat's attempts at cutting humor, it's dumb, obtuse, and only makes him look like a bigger asshole than usual.
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Piggy is looking more and more like Vlad Harkonnen every day. Those ballooned images that get posted everywhere are becoming a prophecy for how he is going to look after the next long cold Wisconsin winter.
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i hope robert was able to escape from scotland before the immediate incapacitation could occur and he was arrested for multiple felonies against the tomlinson family.
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All around me are familiar faces
Worn-out places, worn-out faces
Bright and early for their daily races
Going nowhere, going nowhere...
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Always found it funny how he wants to regulate AR-15s but has a (civilian) P90, which is even more so a firearm specifically developed for the military with the express purpose of military applications.
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Nobody is trying to kill him.
Sparknotes:
- Someone makes obvious murder-for-hire false flag
- List of suspects narrowed down to Pat/Jackie because the intent of the false flag was to cast doubt on Pat being the prime suspect of the swats to his house.
- Null reveals he has detailed IP logs of the false flagger, they didn't use a VPN and they live in or near Lawrenceville GA
- The only person connected to the Pativerse who lives there is Ed Kramer, a pedophile rapist featured on Apostlegate.net's SFWA page.
That last clip never ceases to make me cringe. It amazes me that 4 billions of evolution and countless wars/pestilence has managed to produce that thing. Note: He is still at it.
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damn titty-two-chins looks OLD.
also i have long suspected that he wears some kind of "spanx" type girdle/compression undergarment on his top half. the blobular rotting-gourd face is just a little too out of proportion.
also the idea that boomia brings along his whole family to gangstalk pat is hilarious and heartwarming. "there he is, son! go on, take the pig's picture, he's harmless."
also i have long suspected that he wears some kind of "spanx" type girdle/compression undergarment on his top half. the blobular rotting-gourd face is just a little too out of proportion.
also the idea that boomia brings along his whole family to gangstalk pat is hilarious and heartwarming. "there he is, son! go on, take the pig's picture, he's harmless."
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I didn't realise the convention was in Glasgow. I hope he's sticking to getting sauced in the hotel bar, because if he tries setting foot in a Glasgow pub with his lispy gay hard man act there is only one possible outcome...
Especially since the con is at the SECC, meaning his nearest drinking areas are either Finnieston or the grim end of the South Side, neither of which will take kindly to fat boy's shit.
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Mah he’s get away with things because Nikki would just quickly tell everyone in the bar that Jennifer is her mentally deficient dyke lover.
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I wonder how he plans on spinning Boomia taking that Bigfoot photo. "I was STALKED and HARASSED by mafia hitman Robert Prongay Jr.! My LIFE is in DANGER!" followed by impotently squealing at Boomia to enjoy prison.
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Wait a minute, someone overlay that with the famous bigfoot photo; they're closer than you may want ...
Were we all wrong? Is fatrick a cryptid?
Were we all wrong? Is fatrick a cryptid?
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Fake as hell. You're just stupid baby child.
We already had that proof! Dammit I can't find it, somebody share that classic Bigfoot Niki gif with the rest of the class!
Edit: more Fatpicks. Ps: the only people who wear shirts with dragon sleeves belong in Paul Weimer's preferred age range
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The fuck is wrong with that hair? I was immediately reminded of this:range
Retarded?
No testicles??
Enjoyed prison???
and !If I'm not mistaken that's from an old stand up he did with his women abuser friend, right? Fortunately it was all already archived here (I couldn't find the specific post now but I'm 100% certain it is here somewhere).
Btw, thank you for the Niki-Sasquatch gif. No matter how many times I see that it always makes me smile.
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OH GOD PUT THE HAT BACK ON MY LORD AND SAVIOR I TAKE EVERY THING I SAID ABOUT THE BACKWARDS CAP BACK PUT IT ON PUT IT ON
maybe if he got rid of that yee yee ass haircut ... nah