Patrick Sean Tomlinson / @stealthygeek / "Torque Wheeler" / @RealAutomanic / Kempesh / Padawan v2.5 - "Conservative" sci-fi author with TDS, armed "drunk with anger management issues" and terminated parental rights, actual tough guy, obese, paid Quasi, paid thousands to be repeatedly unbanned from Twitter

Pepperonified said:
That last clip never ceases to make me cringe. It amazes me that 4 billions of evolution and countless wars/pestilence has managed to produce that thing. Note: He is still at it.

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I saw that guy at a festival one time. He's a guitarist or something. I recognized him by that stupid birthmark and asked if he was that Star Wars guy and he laughed and said yeah that's me.
 
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Not fat, stalker. It's called bulking up for the eternal winter, you are mentally ill.
 
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femoralcanal said:
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"Not fat by any medical standard. My life is better than ever. My career is going great. Enjoy prison." He furiously tweets instead of doing whatever it is he's there for. I assume these pictures are trickling out now because posting them too soon would've spooked him.
 
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femoralcanal said:
Fake as hell. You're just stupid baby child.
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We already had that proof! Dammit I can't find it, somebody share that classic Bigfoot Niki gif with the rest of the class!

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That's not a Galaxy Fold, is it? Looks like a cheap Sony brick.

Christ, he looks so fat and gay in that terrible jumper.
 
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femoralcanal said:
Fake as hell. You're just stupid baby child.
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Piggy lies again. Any sneaker brands would still not fixing everything irredeemable about him in general. He will always have a fat gunt, saggy tits and crocodile tears wearing gay sneakers.
Enjoy liar prison, stalker pig.
femoralcanal said:
We already had that proof! Dammit I can't find it, somebody share that classic Bigfoot Niki gif with the rest of the class!

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Fatrick will always be a pig without its redeeming qualities, he will always look fat and gay no matter how much Fatpick tries to look “cool” like a true tough guy in real life. Always be a fat faggot with bitch tits. Sightseeing Fat Rick in real life is as similar as trying to find recent El Chapo CCTV, or the equivalent of finding Bigfoot Chris in Virginia.
Spunt said:
That's not a Galaxy Fold, is it? Looks like a cheap Sony brick.
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Fatpick lies again. He claims he has the highest end of all brands, yet having a dirt cheap Sony brick as his own phone whilst eating expensive food and sentencing stalker children to enjoy prison; this is not surprising coming from Rick.
Spunt said:
Christ, he looks so fat and gay in that terrible jumper.
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He always look fat and ugly, even with crocodile tears trying to compress his fat gunt. He repeats the same thing: whining on Xitter and in utter debt to Quasi, being jobless and having no counterargument. We are all stalker children that should be enjoying prison. But in the end, he shoulders every burden he himself caused, and will forever be a fat faggot with bitch tits. He could have been successful if he have not been incredibly retarded to a great degree.
 
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NaggotFigger said:
He could have been successful if he have not been incredibly retarded to a great degree.
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He actually got further than 99% of aspiring authors despite writing unutterably shit books in a genre overflowing with shit books. But he managed to throw it all down the (stealthy) toilet because he couldn't handle criticism.

Mourning_Cloak said:
Unpopular opinion maybe but looking at the recent Fatso pics it looks like any weight he has gained since the last most recent photos we have seen has been gained in the face area.
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His weight gain is mostly around his gut and his face. He has skinny legs. That's classic beer gut and alcoholic bloat. His liver is giving up on him and I can't say I blame it.
 
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Spunt said:
That's not a Galaxy Fold, is it? Looks like a cheap Sony brick.
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If it's not his Fold it would be a recent purchase, because he said back in December he had just had it in for warranty repairs. I wonder if he sat on it.
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ETA: bonus phone musing. I wonder what his first car was? His new phone circa 2021 may have been that same phone he went swimming with and chimped out at Samsung on Twitter over.
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NaggotFigger said:
What happens when Fatpick is a Pajeet? Will he do the needful and redeem the stalker children who shits on his piggy ass?
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We already have Snacky Jackie, I don’t know if the Fativerse can handle another fatass planet in it. It might cause everything to collapse into a singularity.
 
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John_Smith said:
Not just someone, but his mortal enemy, Robert Prongay aka Boomia. Boomia decided to outdo Dan and fly to Glasgow to photograph the Pig in the wild. Here, the uncropped twitter post., courtesy of the second better forum. Piggy will be seething. Nikki will be, well, just gross, as we can all see in the photo. Piggy has met Boomia before too, so amusing that Piggy did not recognize him. Or He did recognize Boomia and went, curly tail tucked between his legs, oinking all the way to his hotel room. Most likely Boomia's kid took the photo.
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Hey Nikki, you repugnant slattern, maybe spend some of your inheritance money on your shoes and wardrobe instead of Your Pig's legal follies. Pat wearing the Vandal on the Security video shoes.
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Lmao
 
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John_Smith said:
Not just someone, but his mortal enemy, Robert Prongay aka Boomia. Boomia decided to outdo Dan and fly to Glasgow to photograph the Pig in the wild. Here, the uncropped twitter post., courtesy of the second better forum. Piggy will be seething. Nikki will be, well, just gross, as we can all see in the photo. Piggy has met Boomia before too, so amusing that Piggy did not recognize him. Or He did recognize Boomia and went, curly tail tucked between his legs, oinking all the way to his hotel room. Most likely Boomia's kid took the photo.
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Hey Nikki, you repugnant slattern, maybe spend some of your inheritance money on your shoes and wardrobe instead of Your Pig's legal follies. Pat wearing the Vandal on the Security video shoes.
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Why do fat men insist on wearing tight blue jeans?
 
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He wasn't invited, it looks like. Just a regular old attendee.

You either buy the ribbons everyone else has for your badge from artists' alley if someone is selling the custom ones, you receive them from staff if you're a guest or have a special role at the convention, or you've previously purchased custom ones and brought them with you to add to your "badge swag" collection. At least that's been my experience going to events like this.

He couldn't even fake relevancy, sad!
 
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SiggerNlayer said:
Why do fat men insist on wearing tight blue jeans?
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Pat refuses to acknowledge that he has gained an enormous amount of weight. He was saying on Twitter (again) just last week that he hasn’t gained a pound in many years. So he refuses to size up. I doubt he can afford new clothes anyway, being a deadbeat in serious fucking debt.
 
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