Orbiter "Flutter" / "Egg" / "Cabbage Patch" / "Meryl" / "Food Lion lady" - Modern Christory's biggest mystery

Glassshardballpit said:
Maybe someone should hide in a bush and follow them around with a camera.
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Chris Chan documentary but it's entirely made up of candid footage someone got by following him and Flutter around with a zoom lens
That'd actually add something new to the conversation unlike the 200 lore overviews made by people trying to piggyback off of Geno and GFM
 
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Elämällä on väliä said:
@ChristianGronau unless you are an obese trans person, unfortunately, gay sex would be impossible - mainly because of the distance.

And now all jokes aside, because the topic is getting derailed: I actually see a similarity between my profile pic and Flutter, but it's a coincidence. I have a Russian girl, Daria Trepova. As you can check, the Finnish nickname has been around for probably longer than we know about Flutter, but it is directly related to Trepova.

Anyway, what do you think about the thesis that Flutter is older than it is assumed?
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I agree with you on the last paragraph. There are theories that she was from Praetor, is that true?
 
Glassshardballpit said:
Why not have Caden and Flutter do an interview with Chris?

If they want to bring in the money, they're going to have to give us some real content.
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I'm beginning to wonder if the tard himself isn't handling Caden and egg. He might be throwing fits and refusing to do anything regularly unless egg is around and Caden might be having trouble bringing egg around often enough.
 
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Lou Sassle said:
I'm beginning to wonder if the tard himself isn't handling Caden and egg. He might be throwing fits and refusing to do anything regularly unless egg is around and Caden might be having trouble bringing egg around often enough.
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It really does depend on legality.

If they have a lease or legal contract (or VA squatter laws yo) Chris is protected unless Caden wants to tango with the courts.

He once said money was "tight" for him, so if there is trouble behind the scenes, Chris is keeping tight-lipped.

This is very unusual. He is a blabbermouth.

Leading me to believe Caden and/or Flutter are in control.

But you probably aren't wrong. It's just that Chris bitching is only somewhat effective.

Being fellow degenerates and lowlifes, they may get along just fine.
 
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Elämällä on väliä said:
Conclusion: I don't know how to look for it, but it may be that no one found it because they didn't link the profile to a person. If you are looking for someone who is 30 years old and that person is actually 45 years old, they may have simply never set up Facebook.
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To be fair I've seen women who're into pills and look in their 40's when they're only in their 20's. I know there's some retarded redditors that think she's underage, but I'd say she's for sure between like 24 and 34.
 
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PhoBingas said:
To be fair I've seen women who're into pills and look in their 40's when they're only in their 20's. I know there's some retarded redditors that think she's underage, but I'd say she's for sure between like 24 and 34.
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Drugs and drinking wreck you.

I've seen a fm who is sixty look like she's eighty because she drinks like a fish. I didn't grow up with alcoholics but people I know did and I feel for you guys.
 
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themarchivist2 said:
Chris Chan documentary but it's entirely made up of candid footage someone got by following him and Flutter around with a zoom lens
That'd actually add something new to the conversation unlike the 200 lore overviews made by people trying to piggyback off of Geno and GFM
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Chris Chan but David Attenborough style.
 
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Glassshardballpit said:
Chris is keeping tight-lipped.

This is very unusual. He is a blabbermouth.

Leading me to believe Caden and/or Flutter are in control.
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You have to take into account the possibility that after spending a year and a half in jail for not shutting the fuck up, even an imbecile like Chris may have learned to keep to himself.
 
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Glassshardballpit said:
If they have a lease or legal contract (or VA squatter laws yo) Chris is protected unless Caden wants to tango with the courts.

He once said money was "tight" for him, so if there is trouble behind the scenes, Chris is keeping tight-lipped.

This is very unusual. He is a blabbermouth.

Leading me to believe Caden and/or Flutter are in control.
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Chris most likely signed month to month or didn't sign any thing at all. The only way Chris will leave if caff caden does it himself or hires eviction movers that change the locks and move everything outside. I don't think Chris will every call the cops, he thinks to high of himself to ask for law enforcement.

But Chris on meds is a slightly different Chris. He's more leveled headed. Plus makes it easier for caden to wrangle. I believe cabbage is there to do close quarter wrangling and to make sure the house is not fucked. On top being a human atm.

But I have feeling we will see less of our cabbage patch kid.

Cheerlead-in-Chief said:
There are theories that she was from Praetor, is that true?
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We don't know 100% but it's not far fetched. When she around, he live streams more ans with less technical issues like the green screen being messed. Hell in one live stream you can hear her whisper "ok" before going live.

The store also gets replenished more and she always paid when they are out.

Why should she help him when she pays for everything? She can just have his tugboat and her money take care of him. Why would anyone would take care of him? Because they are getting paid, because it's their job. And who gets benefits of Chris is busy? Caden of course.

Let's not forget caden wouldn't want squatters to live and distract his prized tard.

Some people think she's true and honest sweetheart but I doubt it. In the last video of her she was sitting in the back seat of the car. Why would someone do that unless they don't want to be next or near Chris. Her visit seemed shorter too. Something is up for sure.
 
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D is for Stupid said:
Some people think she's true and honest sweetheart but I doubt it. In the last video of her she was sitting in the back seat of the car. Why would someone do that unless they don't want to be next or near Chris. Her visit seemed shorter too. Something is up for sure.
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Who knows? Maybe Magichan or Mewtwo was sitting up front?
 
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Glassshardballpit said:
I feel weirdly sad. He doesn't bring up his polyfucks anymore.

I even miss the Tarot cards and psychic shit.

We know who to blame.
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I blame Janke, and or whatever meds they have Chris on. Who knows though. Maybe the tard's finally learned to not blab about every thought that crosses his mind online. I'd still like to know what Caden and Flutter's endgame is.
 
Glassshardballpit said:
Eat Chris.
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Being serious...I might be way wrong, but I think Caden achieved his goal already.
He is the legal caretaker of Chris, or at the very least very integrated into Chris's life and legal affairs, and he's banking on Etsy store doing well. Chris being boring now doesn't do shit, the customers of the Etsy store are the ones who buy medallions because they just learned of the 2009 Chris. In fact, I am thinking that Caden purposefuly uses Flutter in order to keep him from sperging out and ruining stuff for everyone again.
It's done. Caden controls all aspects of Chris's life, from house to financing food and his tf's, ending at being his caretaker and basically keeping him as his slave.
He may have a good life from his perspective, but this, unless Caden goes down, is the end.
 
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