Careercow Jack Russell Scalfani / Cooking With Jack / Jack on the Go Show / jakatak - YouTube "Celebrity" "Chef", Living Encyclopedia of Gluttony-Induced Maladies, Salmonella Elemental

[Banks Davenport]

Besides the constant Danny Devito Penguin rattling, the saddest part of the livestream is how content Jack seems with his upcoming demise. He happily tells viewers that Tamm'y intentionally built Jack's part of the house separately, with it's own laundry room and bathroom, so it could function as a mother in law apartment for Tammy's mom when Jack is gone. In a way I guess its smart that Tammy's planning for her post-Jack life, but it's depressing that everyone around him is fluffing Jack's casket pillows as the oaf frets over gay agendas in movies.

 

[Adamska]

It's actually impressive how awful Jack's choices in design are. I can't wait for him to refuse to show parts of his house or set when they get made fun of again.

 

[Falcon Sebben]

It's actually impressive how awful Jack's choices in design are. I can't wait for him to refuse to show parts of his house or set when they get made fun of again.

There's no warmth there. The entire place felt sterile and devoid of any actual character. Sure an argument could be made that they just moved in and it's not complete but still, it lacks something. It's bland. It's just a house, not a home.

Granted Jr & Jr's place wasn't much better based on the pictures we saw so I'm guessing the Scalfatties just have no sense of style or taste. As much as we rag on his old home it looked a lot better than the new one.

 

[ZipDisk]

What's funny is that so many youtube cooks have nightmare scary kitchens, but all of them are more inviting than this blue gray nonsense. It's like he told the designer "I want it to look like a dementor ate all the happiness here."

You need warm colors for a cooking show. You have to make the kitchen inviting, like the viewer can come get some food and enjoy it with the host.
Shit, Sam the cooking guy cooks in his backyard, and hell yeah I want to go chow down on some grilled cheese sandwiches there.
I feel like the scalfatty tomb smells of shit and rot. I'd say there is no hope there, but that poor dog will die in that fucking harness.

 

[Doctor of Autism]

 

[Falcon Sebben]

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Fatty seems like the kind of guy that would have bought this for Jr at a young age:

And yes. This is an actual product. Meanwhile Fatty exemplifies all seven of the Deadly Sins.

 

[biggacracka]

Fatty seems like the kind of guy that would have bought this for Jr at a young age:

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And yes. This is an actual product. Meanwhile Fatty exemplifies all seven of the Deadly Sins.

Which of the 7 sins wouldn't he exemplify?
Gluttony, self explanatory
Pride, duh
Wrath, he choked his own son
Sloth, do I even need to explain it?
Greed, obvious
Lust, the way he molests his food ans suck dicks, no doubt about it
Envy? His entire existence is based on Envy

 

[Marc]

It's just a house, not a home.

Because there are no people living there.

 

[Pig Cups]

The 2nd laundry is what gets me. Yes, for an actual MIL suite, it makes sense but they aren't using it for that. And the fucking "studio kitchen"... like I said before that shit just de-values the house because anyone who isn't a retard will need to gut that crap.

It may not be serving as a (rather extensive) MIL suite now, but it will eventually. Tammy’s probably running out the clock, waiting for her manbaby husband to die, so that she can transition that wing of the house for its intended purpose- to accommodate her parents in their dotage, when they need help and supervision.

She’s just giving Jack his own little world- a little play area to enjoy his LARPing in peace before the inevitable kerplunk, so she can finally move on.

it's also poignant that jack has custom-built this obscenely big dream house but is too crippled by gluttony to even be able to make his own tour video for it. lucky for him that tammy is a biblically dutiful "helpmeet" wife.

It wasn’t the audio quality indicating an obvious voiceover that gave this away for me…

It was the lack of wobbling in the picture. Come to think of it, I miss Jack doing handheld camera while walking waddling. Shit hilariously looked like an earthquake was going on.

 

[Falcon Sebben]

Which of the 7 sins wouldn't he exemplify?
Gluttony, self explanatory
Pride, duh
Wrath, he choked his own son
Sloth, do I even need to explain it?
Greed, obvious
Lust, the way he molests his food ans suck dicks, no doubt about it
Envy? His entire existence is based on Envy

Exactly. This is a man who thinks himself to be a good Christian but doesn't show what being a good Christian really is. Everything for him is surface level. Say the right words, sing the songs, say "Amen" at the end of a sermon. Then go back to being an asshole.

Because there are no people living there.

Well actually I would have said it was just a structure but sure. I don't think Fatty or Hammy qualify as people.

 

[Hollywood Hulk Hogan]

Exactly. This is a man who thinks himself to be a good Christian but doesn't show what being a good Christian really is. Everything for him is surface level. Say the right words, sing the songs, say "Amen" at the end of a sermon. Then go back to being an asshole.

That's evangelicalism in a nutshell. Act like an asshole and the exact opposite of how Jesus said to act, but as long as you say you love jesus it's cool

 

[Doctor of Autism]

 

[Uber driver reviewer]

It may not be serving as a (rather extensive) MIL suite now, but it will eventually. Tammy’s probably running out the clock, waiting for her manbaby husband to die, so that she can transition that wing of the house for its intended purpose- to accommodate her parents in their dotage, when they need help and supervision.

She’s just giving Jack his own little world- a little play area to enjoy his LARPing in peace before the inevitable kerplunk, so she can finally move on.



It wasn’t the audio quality indicating an obvious voiceover that gave this away for me…

It was the lack of wobbling in the picture. Come to think of it, I miss Jack doing handheld camera while walking waddling. Shit hilariously looked like an earthquake was going on.

Tammy’s father is on his way out. He has advanced prostrate cancer, and his eyes are lidurally bleeding out. He seems like a nice guy. But very mild mannered and meek. Super forgettable. Jack can’t even remember the guy’s name. (It’s Don). That being said, I bet he outlives Jack.


Tammy’s mom Carolyn, is going to rule roost in that house. In fact, that old battleaxe might have Tammy living in the guest suite. Tammy’s mom is the one that drove her husbands hvac business to success, not Don. She’s a greedy busybody old witch that can’t sit down and is always bossing people around. She’s the type that if she isn’t wearing the pants, she will henpeck and cause problems until everyone gives up and rolls over for her.

So only Carolyn (or Qarolyn) will be the only one moving in. Tammy is going to have another fat ass to wipe after Jack dies.



I also think the voiceover was AI. Jack hasn’t spoken that clearly in years. He couldn’t even pull it off for a practiced narration with days of edits. Jack would lose patience and leave gurgles, coughs and choking in. That’s jack’s voice from 10 years ago at worst. If it is AI we could probably train our own AI model to replicate the narration in a bit of an A B test…

 

[Pig Cups]

I just realized that the office/studio wing of that house is to Jack what a darkened goon cave is to your average troon.

HOUSE AND STUDIO TOUR​

(08/09/2024)

Original:

Preserve Tube: https://preservetube.com/watch?v=xKyIeEVGAqg

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Decided to dig a little into the company that Jack credits at the top left throughout the entire video, Dreamscapes4You.


Personally, I think adding a couple spaces to the logo, or outright eliminating the ‘4 You’ would sound much more professional, but whatever.

I wonder if they actually built the house itself (as Jack implies), since a quick glance at the website reveals that the majority of their advertised services relate to designing/building decks, patios, and other outdoor spaces/features. Very little there to suggest that they build the main houses themselves. They could’ve just built the deck, and this is yet another case of Mushbrain gonna mushbrain…



If my goal was to design and build a house from the ground up, I’d want to utilize a designer/builder who offers that as their primary service, since such a project is massively more complicated than building a cabana or fire pit. Assuming this company is treating homebuilding as a side gig to their outdoor construction bread-and-butter, then it’s a matter of ‘when’ and not ‘if’ the new Scalfatty abode shows signs of shoddy workmanship.

 

[Falcon Sebben]

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Like I'm going to take any tech type news from Fatty here. Or any kind of news. Or hell just basic life tips. The man is a retard is what I'm saying.

That's evangelicalism in a nutshell. Act like an asshole and the exact opposite of how Jesus said to act, but as long as you say you love jesus it's cool

Yeah that's about the experience I've had with evangelicals. They're the worst example of Christians out there.

 

[Sneedmiser]

That's evangelicalism in a nutshell. Act like an asshole and the exact opposite of how Jesus said to act, but as long as you say you love jesus it's cool

KURAIST IS KANG!

 

[LaughJoke2.0]

Fatty seems like the kind of guy that would have bought this for Jr at a young age:

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And yes. This is an actual product. Meanwhile Fatty exemplifies all seven of the Deadly Sins.

Seriously it looks like KKK jammies.

 

[Polska krowa]

wtf are you talking about? Fatty Jr and Bri live next door. This is the new house that the scalfatti's somehow managed to afford to get built just for Fatty and Tammy on the property next door.

Or did you not notice how there's no space for Fatty Jr and Brianna to have a bedroom since the bedrooms besides the master are being used for an office and one converted into Fatty's stupid studio kitchen?

Maybe I'm wrong, but my understanding was that Jack and Tam Tam had bought a property with a decent parcel of land, gave the house on the land to Jr. and Brianna, and then built a house for themselves.

How can fatty afford this shit man? Tammy's income presumably pays for all of this? There is no way Jack makes any money off youtube bc he's constantly bitching about yt is not paying him.
Are they debtmaxxing?

They made a sizeable profit on their house, and he will have made a fair bit of money off youtube, particularly pre-adpocalypse. Also, Jack records pretty much everything the family cooks/goes out to eat so that he can claim back money on his tax returns. I imagine for a lot of these meals he goes to with his friends and records that they probably pay the bill and get the other people to send the money over so that he can claim tax back on the entire meal.

 

[p1138]

Maybe I'm wrong, but my understanding was that Jack and Tam Tam had bought a property with a decent parcel of land, gave the house on the land to Jr. and Brianna, and then built a house for themselves.

Yes, that's what they did, kind of. They bought 2 parcels, one had a house built, and then they built their new house next door. That's exactly what I said they did. It isn't 2 homes at the same address or something. There's been a bunch of unsold lots in their current neighborhood for years.

They made a sizeable profit on their house, and he will have made a fair bit of money off youtube, particularly pre-adpocalypse. Also, Jack records pretty much everything the family cooks/goes out to eat so that he can claim back money on his tax returns. I imagine for a lot of these meals he goes to with his friends and records that they probably pay the bill and get the other people to send the money over so that he can claim tax back on the entire meal.

That's not how taxes work. When you claim something as a business expense, like a $100 meal. The government doesn't give you $100 back. You're simply not paying income tax on that $100. He could be having friends pay the bill, and then still claiming it but that's still only just not paying taxes on the money they would be pretending was spent on the expense itself. Also, considering he rarely has friends in the Fat on the go videos, that's unlikely.

Also, the youtube adpocalypse was back in 2016, do you really think Fatty had that much money saved up from his youtube channel he pays for bot subscribers when he's had difficulty breaking 100k views a video for the past decade? All while managing to afford 4000+ calories a day for himself and Tammy each, and all of his medical bills(which he likes to not pay), and still retained enough money after selling the last house in TN to have paid for being in the nursing home as well and then get 2 houses out of it? All while having basically no income of his own for the past 8 years?

And it isn't like Jr contributes anything to either household. He ditched his AC service tech job that could actually make money because it was too hard, so he could work at a 7-11, then ditched that to work in a fucking warehouse moving boxes for some non profit that ships donated shoes to third world countries.

I'm going to go with the theory someone else mentioned of Tammy's family paying for it knowing that they can move in once Fatty finally keels over dead.

edit: We also know that the previous house at 157 Trail Ridge Drive sold for $555k. The Jr house(hilariously guuci goombas bathhouse on twitter) at 103 thomas ct in greenbrier sold for 474k, that is not enough money(assuming the thomas ct house was even entirely paid off, and nevermind fatty's nursing home stay) leftover to buy a 2nd property at 101 thomas ct and build an entire home on it. What's interesting is that they seem to have done a private sale(likely to Jr or Brianna) back in July of this year for the 103 thomas ct address claiming 425k, there's no fucking way Jr and Brianna could have afforded that.

And we know that's what they did, because Fatty posted a picture of Jr's house from the lot next door while his place was being built as some sort of dumb flex.

 

[AltisticRight]

HOUSE AND STUDIO TOUR​

(08/09/2024)

Original:

Preserve Tube: https://preservetube.com/watch?v=xKyIeEVGAqg

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This is awful, he still can't balance his audio and this introduction sucks shit, much like his cooking. I hate it so much. There's nothing roulette about his "restaurant roulette" and nothing speaks more honesty than gluing a pineapple together for a knife review.
The music is way too loud and disturbing. Watch a 20-minute-long DaVinci Resolve tutorial will you?
The sparkles effect with the text is so retarded and distracting. Fat cunt you told us what it was already. We don't need a massive prompt to say "kitchen", nigger. We can see it's indeed the fucking kitchen.
The video jitters so much, did he record this garbage in 15 FPS and exported it at 60? It's giving me motion sickness. I thought only Jack Scalfani's food and form made me sick.

He calls this a big TV.


Rate this pantry.


Not a single hint of authenticity. 100% mutt slop in plastic. Gross.

Do you have any friends who are deep into coffee-related autism and you want to instantly send them into a rage fueled tirade which could lead to cardiac arrest?
Call this a "coffee bar".
What the living Hell are those bottles? Hand sanitiser? Please don't tell me it's "coffee syrup", whoever invented these have a special place in Hell where Satan is sodomising them repeatedly.


I think I'm having a stroke.


>Two shower heads and a seat
Okay? Too much information there buddy. Can you imagine both of these creatures having a shower together? You're welcomed. Suffah, no breakfast for you.

What is going on here? I think I'm stroking out. Is this stroke vision cam?


>POV you added another 4 bags of Costco "cheese" into your "lasagna".


I was actually kind of looking forward to this tour, what is this quality?
>Literally a convection oven, an oven, and a dehydrator
So just an oven? Okay.

I want to a-log his pantry but the footage was just so blurry, I can't see anything.

Highlight.