Sean Patrick Martin / Sean P. Martin, Esq / Sean Martin / Potentially Criminal / @PotentiallyCriminal / Martin Media LLC / Martin Law Office LLC

[JustStopDude]

Look man, in comparison to Rekieta, I think he's way ahead of the game if "he's fat" is the worst thing you can say about him.

As far as I'm concerned, he can be full of unburned calories. Just as long as he's not full of shit.

I agree he needs to iron out the tech issues though.

I think he is an entertaining streamer. I like his content.

All that aside, he is eating himself to death. It only gets more difficult to correct the longer that Sean ignores the issue and lives in denial. At this point, if he gets a leg injury, there goes his mobility, probably permanently.

Anything he can do to increase his exercise rate, while cutting down the caloric intake, will not only extend his life, but it would also make his life easier and more comfortable.

 

[Captain Manning]

I just wanted to point that Sean admitted on his show the other night that having Ralph on was a bad mistake, and he doesn't plan on doing it again. It's pretty deep in the stream, after the Rekieta shit.

I am not mentioning this to be smug, or anything gay like that, but rather so other people who have brought it up will understand he seems to have gotten the message between then and now.

 

[JustStopDude]

I just wanted to point that Sean admitted on his show the other night that having Ralph on was a bad mistake, and he doesn't plan on doing it again. It's pretty deep in the stream, after the Rekieta shit.

I am not mentioning this to be smug, or anything gay like that, but rather so other people who have brought it up will understand he seems to have gotten the message between them and now.

Sean is in the Boogie in his "Mister Rogers of the internet" stage. Both in terms of tonage and bullshit.

Just let it naturally happen. He'll be in Mexico, titty fuckjng the camera like Ralph before we know it.

Somehow, he will male Nicky look tame. It's the natural order of cows.

 

[DaleMcGuy]

Sean is in the Boogie in his "Mister Rogers of the internet" stage. Both in terms of tonage and bullshit.

Just let it naturally happen. He'll be in Mexico, titty fuckjng the camera like Ralph before we know it.

Somehow, he will male Nicky look tame. It's the natural order of cows.

There is a matter of course correction.

Sean is just a random guy like any of us. Still early in his streaming career with all the scuffs included.
I would say he let his power level slip and became caught up with rubbing shoulders of people he watched/knew of before.

It is easy to say someone will implode to become a cow. Rarely do we account for those who learned and pulled up. Many streamers or video producers tend to be open about mistakes they made before course correction.

 

[Captain Manning]

Somehow, he will male Nicky look tame. It's the natural order of cows.

Well, I certainly hope that doesn't happen. He seems like a good egg.

Again, the fact that he's become cognizant of the fact Ralph is bad news makes him worlds better than Nick ever was. I interpret him having Ralph on to him not fully comprehending at the time who Ralph is.

It took Ralph insulting Nick's wife and kids for Nick to limp wristedly break things off with Ralph. And even then, he took Ralph back on orders from daddy Dick. Nick seems completely un-phased by Ralph going after Elissa in the disgusting manner he is.

I see differences.

Anyways, I just thought I'd mention it so people don't keep harping on him about it. We all make mistakes.

There is a matter of course correction.

Exactly.

 

[Chirping Smoke Detector]

Again, the fact that he's become cognizant of the fact Ralph is bad news makes him worlds better than Nick ever was. I interpret him having Ralph on to him not fully comprehending at the time who Ralph is.

I remember watching the stream where he brought Ralph on. It was when Sean and Null were watching the Nick/Monty appeal hearing. There was someone in chat pretending to be Ralph talking about Null. Not exactly sure how Ralph got the link to come on but he came on just after Null left and said it wasn't him in chat.

 

[Dixieland Buckaroo]

I wonder if the stupid Anna drama did ol' piggertits in with Sean (leaking of Sean dms to boomer Jim Satalla, and Jim shared those with Ralph, which Ralph published), or if it was just his chat's reaction to Ralph. I think Sean also went on the Killstream shortly after the Nick appeal.

The weird thing is that Sean usually has larger chats (certainly more active) than the Hollerin' Hog does these days, and I don't buy Rumble's numbers, so it's not like it's really clout chasing for Sean.

Sean has talked about how he would be willing to represent almost anyone, which is a noble thing for a lawyer. Lawyers should believe in fair access to the legal system. I think Sean even does his fair share of court appointed lawyering (although he doesn't talk about his cases). Within the last week, Sean said he'd even represent CWC should that be a feasible thing (although unlikely since Sean isn't licensed to practice law in Virginia). I get the impression Sean also does some amount of

Above said, there is a delta between representing any and all comers in court, and letting any shit stain on your stream. Hopefully Sean is learning about that.

 

[Catgirl Tyranid]

said it wasn't him in chat.

And you believed him?

 

[Chirping Smoke Detector]

And you believed him?

It was so on the nose that it wasn't Ralph doing the hollering in chat. I've seen him around other streamers too doing the same routine in chat. I think I've even seen him type "LOYAL REKIETA" in chat.

 

[Captain Manning]

I wonder if the stupid Anna drama did ol' piggertits in with Sean (leaking of Sean dms to boomer Jim Satalla, and Jim shared those with Ralph, which Ralph published), or if it was just his chat's reaction to Ralph. I think Sean also went on the Killstream shortly after the Nick appeal.

Oh, my dude, that's all baby shit.

I dunno if you saw, but Ralph straight up tried to extort Elissa into forcing Null to come on the Killstream (how she was supposed to do that is anybody's guess). It was so greasy, I don't even want to describe it here. She has the Kino Casino clip of them going over his insanity on her channel, if you're interested. I presume Sean is aware of it. He was disgusted by "Dear John," and I presume he found that disgusting too.

Ralph is one of those types of people if you don't think he's a piece of shit, you haven't watched enough Ralph. After enough watching, most people get there eventually.

Unless you're Nick. If you're Nick, you ignore all the gross shit Ralph does, play dumb, and do what Dick Masterson tells you to do. Nobody should ever be like Nick.

 

[Dixieland Buckaroo]

Oh, my dude, that's all baby shit.

I dunno if you saw, but Ralph straight up tried to extort Elissa into forcing Null to come on the Killstream (how she was supposed to do that is anybody's guess). It was so greasy, I don't even want to describe it here. She has the Kino Casino clip of them going over his insanity on her channel, if you're interested. I presume Sean is aware of it. He was disgusted by "Dear John," and I presume he found that disgusting too.

Ralph is one of those types of people if you don't think he's a piece of shit, you haven't watched enough Ralph. After enough watching, most people get there eventually.

Unless you're Nick. If you're Nick, you ignore alk the gross shit Ralph does, play dumb, what Dick Masterson tells you to do. Nobody should ever be like Nick.

I mean, Ralph has done worse to people closer (or formerly close) to him, including Faith and Meigh. I don't know what tipped the scales for Sean, but I'm glad he's disavowed. Unlike, as you note, Mr. Rekieta.

 

[Clayton cadidlehopper]

I remember watching the stream where he brought Ralph on. It was when Sean and Null were watching the Nick/Monty appeal hearing.

I heard Sean did not invite Ralph on. Someone asked him for the link so they could pass on to someone else and they sent it to Ralph instead.

 

[Father Balldo]

Weapons blacksmithing and models of planes,
Esoteric works and even some trains,
Much merriment had while drinkin' White Claws,
Tips on hunting, and even talking the law.

Whatever you do, just don't talk to cops,
Even when they nab you on illegal stops,
Just 'cause you did it doesn't mean you're guilty,
But please talk to a local attorney.

"Was that the fat guy Rekieta yelled at?"
Why, yes it was, he even knows he's fat,
For all this fun and more there's one place to go,
Here on Sean Martin's Potentially Criminal Show!

 

[Chirping Smoke Detector]

I heard Sean did not invite Ralph on. Someone asked him for the link so they could pass on to someone else and they sent it to Ralph instead.

I just remember there being a fake Ralph hollering in chat and Ralph came on saying it wasn't him. I always figured someone got the invite link from Sean because they thought it was really Ralph. Considering Jim Satala is/was a mod for Sean at the time and was the one who leaked Sean's DMs to Ralph, it was probably him.

 

[Catgirl Tyranid]

Weapons blacksmithing and models of planes,
Esoteric works and even some trains,
Much merriment had while drinkin' White Claws,
Tips on hunting, and even talking the law.

Whatever you do, just don't talk to cops,
Even when they nab you on illegal stops,
Just 'cause you did it doesn't mean you're guilty,
But please talk to a local attorney.

"Was that the fat guy Rekieta yelled at?"
Why, yes it was, he even knows he's fat,
For all this fun and more there's one place to go,
Here on Sean Martin's Potentially Criminal Show!

I had a lot of credits built up on Suno AI. I took some liberties with a few of the lyrics, but didn't change that much.

 

[Doctor John B. Zyklon]

No, it starts with tech, the woman gets bored and wants to be a part of the action and then everything implodes.

I'm sure that she's a lovely lady. Sean should keep her all to himself as God intended.

No, she needs to stay as far away from Sean's internet life as possible. The occasional shout across the house isn't that big a deal, but to have her actively and regularly engaging with Sean's streams is a recipe for disaster.

Sean will never become a lolcow. But if he does, it'll be through the wife to be / wife.

This surely won't be quoted in 2.5 years.

Don't make me tap the sign @Captain Manning

 

[Captain Manning]

Don't make me tap the sign @Captain Manning

Okay, fine.

No girls allowed.

Gawd!

 

[Father Balldo]

lmao lil rackets is seething so hard about the farms it's hilarious

 

[AnOminous]

lmao lil rackets is seething so hard about the farms it's hilarious

Lmao look at him seething about people understanding what is actually going on in his case as opposed to believing the retarded bullshit he is attempting to fob off as reality.

Remember the Rule of Rekieta. Are his lips moving? Are there noises coming out of his mouth?

They're LIES.

Also wtf does he still have that Kaposi's sarcoma bruise on his cheek? How long has he had that? It's been fucking months. What even IS that weird bruise that never goes away?

 

[Dixieland Buckaroo]

Also wtf does he still have that Kaposi's sarcoma bruise on his cheek? How long has he had that? It's been fucking months. What even IS that weird bruise that never goes away?

If one believes Aaron, Nick hits himself on the head, repeatedly, when Kayla yells at him for doing something stupid, like the total sped that Nick is. I'm guessing that's one of his favorite "I'm trying, mom!" spots to beat himself up.

Also, Sean's outro music is better than any Nick's music. Pretty much Sean is better in every way, outside of pure audience size. Sean is:

1. Legit based (not LARPing)
2. Better body mass (neither is good, but Sean could recover if he got his ass to the gym)
3. On fewer drugs and booze (notably, Sean's cut back drinking on stream, unlike Nick)
4. An enjoyer of better hobbies (blacksmithing, model building, 3d printing, trainspotting, vs cooming)
5. driving a better vehicle than the balldomobile. Now, I don't know how to square Sean's lesbian Subaru with his clear masculinity, but some thing are ineffable. The balldomobile is trying to cover for Nick's limp pencil dick.
6. A better pet owner. His pets are regularly heard and even seen on stream. Nick lets his dog shit all over his drug bathroom and looks like he's trying to kill the dog the one time he showed it on stream.
7. A practicing lawyer, with 10 years of experience, ranging from working in a prosecutor's office to court appointed defense to his own practice. Nick is still coasting off his one in-court win over that dead on paper HOA.

Edit to add: And of course, Sean is not an accused child neglector and drug user.