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Dixieland Buckaroo said:
driving a better vehicle than the balldomobile. Now, I don't know how to square Sean's lesbian Subaru with his clear masculinity, but some thing are ineffable. The balldomobile is trying to cover for Nick's limp pencil dick.
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Hey, Suburus aren't lesbian. They've won rally races.

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See? Extremely heterosexual.

Seriously though, it snows in Ohio. Just like Minnesota. So a Suburu, or other AWD car, makes a lot of sense actually. A hell of a lot more sense than Nick's choice of vehicle.
 
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Captain Manning said:
Seriously though, it snows in Ohio. Just like Minnesota. So a Suburu, or other AWD car, makes a lot of sense actually. A hell of a lot more sense than Nick's choice of vehicle.
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True. Subaru is a fine manufacturer, it's just fun to carry on the "lesbian driving their wagon to their work at HR" trope.

Also, we have no evidence that Sean's ever put a car in a ditch. (Apparently he got a DUI when he was 19, but eh... presuming it's not happened since, whatever.)
 
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Dixieland Buckaroo said:
True. Subaru is a fine manufacturer, it's just fun to carry on the "lesbian driving their wagon to their work at HR" trope.
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I get it. LGBT ruins everything. What can you do? Same thing happened with the Miata/Roadster/MX-5. It got a reputation as a chick and fag car, even though it's a fine automobile frequently raced.

I think those jokes were after my time.

In my time, it was the epic rivalry between the Suburu WRX and the Mitsubishi LanEvo in WRC.

Very manly. Much hardon.
 
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So Nulls latest appearance on this fat fucks stream is the first time I'm becoming aware of him. Can someone tell the lard ass to stop trying to interrupt every 3 words? I mean, go back and listen to it, everytime Null starts speaking he goes "Uhum, yeah, yes, well, yes, yeah, uhum, aha". Also I guess I've become spoiled, now I expect every streamer to not interrupt with superchats every 5 seconds and have a minimum respect for the audience like Null does and leave the paypigging to the end.
 
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Armor King said:
So Nulls latest appearance on this fat fucks stream is the first time I'm becoming aware of him. Can someone tell the lard ass to stop trying to interrupt every 3 words? I mean, go back and listen to it, everytime Null starts speaking he goes "Uhum, yeah, yes, well, yes, yeah, uhum, aha". Also I guess I've become spoiled, now I expect every streamer to not interrupt with superchats every 5 seconds and have a minimum respect for the audience like Null does and leave the paypigging to the end.
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He's never been a good interviewer
 
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This person makes a damn good point.

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Sean, you could end all of Rekieta's bullshit right now, and have a monopoly on Youtube law coverage. Why not do this?

ANSWER THE QUESTION SEANNNN!!!

Armor King said:
Also I guess I've become spoiled, now I expect every streamer to not interrupt with superchats every 5 seconds and have a minimum respect for the audience like Null does and leave the paypigging to the end.
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If that's how you feel, do yourself a favor and never watch any stream other than Null's.

Under no circumstances should you ever watch the Kino Casino. If Sean pisses you off, Warski might make you punch a wall or something.
 
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On the stream above, Sean did a call out for Stoney's Bar (a Steeltoe Boring Show sponsor). Steel Toe would stream snipe, here:
Dixieland Buckaroo said:
Sean later would raid the stream while they were reviewing Sean's stream, and Aaron saw Sean's read for Stoney's Bar, which was even funnier than seeing Sean do it live.
Edit's done, with timestamps on the clips.
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Dimension Sniper said:
In central or southern Ohio, maybe. The Northeast still gets loads of snow due to the lake effect.
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From reports I see, the most is something like 13 inches.

wooooo, 13 whole fuck'n inches. I'm sorry, I thought it snowed?

If you think you need awd because of a bit of snow, you're a walking vagina and shouldn't drive. You're the kind of faggot who stays in the passing lane when I'm doing 170.

Fun Ohio Fact: It snows so little in Ohio, that cities sell off their plows before winter. Because Ohio is a shit hole state. Total Ohio Death; besides you SEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAN, besides you. You're a good one. Even if you can't admit Ohio sucks.
 
Sean, I just want you to know I am deeply concerned by your lack of commitment to the Third Amendment.

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I lie awake in bed every night, gripped by fear that there's gonna be a knock on the door, and that I'll be legally forced to provide room and board for an Army platoon.

Please do better.

I'm fucking with you. LOL.
 
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Captain Manning said:
Sean, I just want you to know I am deeply concerned by your lack of commitment to the Third Amendment.

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I lie awake in bed every night, gripped by fear that there's gonna be a knock on the door, and that I'll be legally forced to provide room and board for an Army platoon.

Please do better.

I'm fucking with you. LOL.
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Wonder what a ninth amendment absolutist would be like. I guess a Stirnerite arguing that any impediment on any action taken by someone is a breach of some unenumerated right?
 
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