🐷 Ethan Ralph's Twitter / Tweets - A collection of thoughts, insights and musings from the internet's favorite gunted hobbit

[BlueArmedDevil]

Them some sad pork ribs. Did they just ladle some mole over or bottled bbq sauce? Bet you he ate the corn the long way.

I would be more impressed if piggy could bbq his own ribs but we all know he's incapable of performing basic tasks like cooking and cleaning.

FYI piggy, Memphis style ribs come with no sauce. You would probably know this if you actually grew up there.

 

[Capt. Jean Luc Ritard]

Why does he hate Vance again?

Because Vance has actually written a book and walked 2 miles

 

[BlueArmedDevil]

Because Vance has actually written a book and walked 2 miles

Also a Indian wife and kids he can see unsupervised

 

[P0LYBIUS]

Another dub for da Ralphamale. Take that Harreh!

 

[BlueArmedDevil]

Another dub for da Ralphamale. Take that Harreh!

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I wonder how bad the echo is in piggys empty Mexican shack. Does the reverb from his own dolphin laugh make him feel less alone?

Edit: Coping and seething before noon

 

[Cringestorian X]

Edit: Coping and seething before noon

Ethan :


also Ethan :

 

[Friend of Dorothy Parker]

Ethan is still alive:

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I wonder how bad the echo is in piggys empty Mexican shack. Does the reverb from his own dolphin laugh make him feel less alone?

Edit: Coping and seething before noon
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"in my spitting image.". First of all, why would you curse your children that way? Second, sounding pretty grandiose there, Ethan.

I do love that commenter's deadpan passive aggression, though. "I'm sorry you're the problem, truly. God bless."

 

[Capt. Jean Luc Ritard]

Another dub for da Ralphamale. Take that Harreh!

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For those of you following at home, Harry lives in Rochester, NY, but likes the football team from Buffalo. So when something happens to the city of Buffalo, where Harry does not live, Ralph declares a major L for Harry, because something that has nothing to with football happened in the city where the football team he likes plays.

Ralph must have been really owned when those idiots shot up the super bowl parade, by this transitive property.

 

[BlueArmedDevil]

Sucks to be Harry, what with being in his granddaughters life every day and not having the time to keep up on any minor inconvenience that befall Kansas City.

 

[Mr. Manchester]

For those of you following at home, Harry lives in Rochester, NY, but likes the football team from Buffalo. So when something happens to the city of Buffalo, where Harry does not live, Ralph declares a major L for Harry, because something that has nothing to with football happened in the city where the football team he likes plays.

Ralph must have been really owned when those idiots shot up the super bowl parade, by this transitive property.

It's those little details that show just how much of a batshit insane retard Ralph is. Just sitting in his fantasy land thinking that Harry gives two fucks about some church in Buffalo.

 

[Rodeo Roadrunner]

Food porn

Mexicans should stick to tortas fajitas, they aren't cut out for barbeque.

 

[Mr E. Grifter]

Edit: Coping and seething before noon

These influencers...

He has finally come to the realisation that to be a parent someone should be responsible, and in healthy a relationship before they start procreating. It's interesting though, he's blaming influencers, having seemingly forgot he would be one of these influencers who just claim having "white children" is a W.

This fat nigger simply CANNOT take responsibility for his actions, or his decisions.

It's not like everyone on this site, Faiths Dad, Harry, Godwinson, PPP... Fucking anyone with a brain told him impregnating these women was a terrible idea. No, it's those damn influencers.

Fat retarded nigger baby.

 

[Capt. Jean Luc Ritard]

These influencers...

He has finally come to the realisation that to be a parent someone should be responsible, and in healthy a relationship before they start procreating. It's interesting though, he's blaming influencers, having seemingly forgot he would be one of these influencers who just claim having "white children" is a W.

This fat nigger simply CANNOT take responsibility for his actions, or his decisions.

It's not like everyone on this site, Faiths Dad, Harry, Godwinson, PPP... Fucking anyone with a brain told him impregnating these women was a terrible idea. No, it's those damn influencers.

Fat retarded nigger baby.

very telling that the fat woman is looking at it through the lens of how much pain YOU can go through by having kids with dastardly women who take them away after all you do is make their lives hell for years. No concern at all to what the child has to go through.

 

[Mr E. Grifter]

very telling that the fat woman is looking at it through the lens of how much pain YOU can go through by having kids with dastardly women who take them away after all you do is make their lives hell for years. No concern at all to what the child has to go through.

Barring the odd "and I did some bad stuff too", which I personally think is a cop out, he has never once acknowledged how his behaviour has impacted Faith, May or his kids. How his behaviour caused all of this.

Why did these influencers not warn me that being an abusive, drunken, pilled, profligate, fat, disgusting, illiterate pigman who alludes to murdering his wife, could cause me issues with my relationships?

 

[Rage Pig]

A succulent Mexican meal. Imagine the smell in piggy's toilet.

 

[AltisticRight]

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A succulent Mexican meal. Imagine the smell in piggy's toilet.

Same energy.

 

[reptile baht spaniard rid]

Of all the people to beg why Fuentes? He'd have a better shot at Keem letting him dance like a monkey on lolcow live. Even on Cozy.gov Fuentes just used Ralph as a big goofy retard who would scream at people he didn't like and someone to laugh at behind the scenes. At least with the gnome people will laugh at you to your face. Boogie might be a pathetic sad sack of garbage but at least he's getting paid for it.

Ethan is completely incapable of intelligent thought that would result in additional funds. He's even been show exactly what he should do (snake on everyone and get pity points/superberries over it) and he can't do it. All he can do is shamelessly beg the wrong people. Even fucking Boogie is a better (bigger?) businessman.

Ethan Ralph’s genetic line will never produce a doctor or a scientist or anyone capable of being a net positive on society, not even a janitor.

Don't downplay them; unless they've serious mental deficiencies (possible) all they need to do is be shown these threads on their 18th birthday and they'll be scared so straight that they'll end up quite respected.

That looks fucking vile, the beef or ribs or whatever covered with brown, viscous sludge.
I bet the piggy with quadruple titties and a proclivity to starfish truffles enjoyed this feed.
Bri'ish food is better, this is gross.

I've had shit that looks better at a Denny's in niggertown at 3 AM, but I didn't photograph it for the Internet.

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A succulent Mexican meal. Imagine the smell in piggy's toilet.

He found something to eat that looks like the cunts of his blown-out whores! He must be in piggy heaven.

 

[Victim2988]

I guess it looks exactly the same when it's going through the exit door

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A succulent Mexican meal. Imagine the smell in piggy's toilet.

 

[NaggotFigger]

Ethan is completely incapable of intelligent thought that would result in additional funds. He's even been show exactly what he should do (snake on everyone and get pity points/superberries over it) and he can't do it. All he can do is shamelessly beg the wrong people. Even fucking Boogie is a better (bigger?) businessman.

A pig is more smarter than this piggy is. He was very uneducated in the first place, even on par with Pat's GPA of 1.2, even more retarded than a goat. He can only squeal and think once before reconsidering it and then regret it later on. He is a coward, even has far less amount of balls than Boogie taunting at the camera with a pistol. Truly a magical little piggy that always do the wrong thing and then cry about it on Twitter like a child not getting what they want from their mommy. He is piss at everything, aside from mingling things up and cause more problem than solve them. When the pig plays with fire, he turns into a suckling pig and get roasted and beaten up because of him alone.

Don't downplay them; unless they've serious mental deficiencies (possible) all they need to do is be shown these threads on their 18th birthday and they'll be scared so straight that they'll end up quite respected.

Though, misfortune for those mentally deficient hellspawns that they would still keep on living in the cum cartel of Piggy's. They would definitely respect the fact that their pig dad is just being a nuisance as always, not to suffer for severe mental retardation like Gunt and the Horseface is. If they suffer far worse mental deficiencies as comparable to inbred children, no saving at all.

He found something to eat that looks like the cunts of his blown-out whores! He must be in piggy heaven.

There goes the men's restroom and his shack's bathroom. Piggy is going to have projectile diarrhea after consuming these. Not going to see him run with his quadruple titties and starfish truffles flopping whilst desperately needing to take a huge projectile shit that stank the whole bathroom and stall. He only knows how to eat cheese and vile food straight worse than Britbong food. What a good day for the piggy heaven lawd.

 

[bile demon]

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A succulent Mexican meal. Imagine the smell in piggy's toilet.

"A local restaurant just served me something that looks like it leaked out of Meigh's ass after the Mexican gigolo was done with her... We are SO back!"