Careercow Jack Russell Scalfani / Cooking With Jack / Jack on the Go Show / jakatak - YouTube "Celebrity" "Chef", Living Encyclopedia of Gluttony-Induced Maladies, Salmonella Elemental

[p1138]

What the living Hell are those bottles? Hand sanitiser? Please don't tell me it's "coffee syrup", whoever invented these have a special place in Hell where Satan is sodomising them repeatedly.

https://jot.co/

It's fucking coffee flavored drink syrup next to the stupid torani flavored syrup bottles. Tammy's ideal cup of coffee is a watery 800 calorie milkshake from starbucks.

 

[AltisticRight]

Which of the 7 sins wouldn't he exemplify?

His seven sins are:

Spoiler

Gluttony
Gluttony
Gluttony
Gluttony

Where's the other 3?
Oh yeah, he ate them.

https://jot.co/

It's fucking coffee flavored drink syrup next to the stupid torani flavored syrup bottles. Tammy's ideal cup of coffee is a watery 800 calorie milkshake from starbucks.

That's sacrilegious, Tammy needs to be punished with the chair for her ghastly crimes against coffee.

 

[Flonominal88]

His seven sins are:

Spoiler

Gluttony
Gluttony
Gluttony
Gluttony

Where's the other 3?
Oh yeah, he ate them.

That's sacrilegious, Tammy needs to be punished with the chair for her ghastly crimes against coffee.

She’ll probably end up in a chair soon

 

[The Feline Solution]

WTF?

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That terminal stroke isn't far now. He's getting worse every day, was this in answer to something or is it just a random mush brain thought he absolutely needed to get out? Jack the non-conformist my ass, there's being different and then there's just being a cunt, Jack is magnitudes of the latter.

 

[lindsayfan]

That's sacrilegious, Tammy needs to be punished on the shower stool for her ghastly crimes against coffee.

 

[Marc]

I see that shower setup and hear Tammy saying "Wull I may 'is well warsh up while I'm scrubbin' under Jack's arm 'n nuts."

Watch: Her alibi for where she was while Jack choked to death on a cold chuck roast forced down his throat with a plunger handle while cutting off his own cock will be that she was in the shower for twenty minutes; and couldn't hear what was transpiring.

 

[lindsayfan]

I see that shower setup and hear Tammy saying "Wull I may 'is well warsh up while I'm scrubbin' under Jack's arm 'n nuts."

they need multiple shower heads because they're both such hogs -- she requires a steady downpour of cold water to prevent her from going into cardiac arrest from the exertion of trying to scrub the crust off her crippled half-dead husband

 

[indomitable snowman]

I think I'm having a stroke.

Boxes of goyslop called "Cheesy Fiesta"

For a "Chef" he seems to have a dearth of actual ingredients in both pantries.

 

[Falcon Sebben]

Maybe I'm wrong, but my understanding was that Jack and Tam Tam had bought a property with a decent parcel of land, gave the house on the land to Jr. and Brianna, and then built a house for themselves.

This is what they have.

A few years back Fatty was looking for a place, outside the city preferably with it's own water system like a creek running through it, where they could build two homes. One for Jr and Jr and one for him and Hammy. The way he was talking he wanted to set up a compound of sorts where he could they could live off grid for when the apocalypse were to take place. Of course he didn't use those words exactly but that's the impression it gave.

It's also why he got into dehydrating, was pushing those tower gardens and so on.

I want to a-log his pantry but the footage was just so blurry, I can't see anything.

Boxes of goyslop called "Cheesy Fiesta"

It took a while but I was finally able to figure out what all those boxes of food were in the 3rd pantry:

It's old Profile by Sanford shit. You can just barely make out the "Profile" on the boxes.

Some look like entrees. Some look like drink mixes / shakes. And I'd bet there's stuff there in snack / bar form as well. This means they're either still on it or this is stuff they bought a lot of and just never used.

https://jot.co/

It's fucking coffee flavored drink syrup next to the stupid torani flavored syrup bottles. Tammy's ideal cup of coffee is a watery 800 calorie milkshake from starbucks.

Fatty used to drink the same thing. Piss weak coffee with tons of cream, sugar and flavored syrup. You could see the bottles in the background on his old kitchen.

they need multiple shower heads because they're both such hogs -- she requires a steady downpour of cold water to prevent her from going into cardiac arrest from the exertion of trying to scrub the crust off her crippled half-dead husband

To be fair I know several people who have two shower heads in their ensuite so that both can take a shower at the same time. The difference here is that Fatty needs Hammy to wash him because he's disabled and can't do it himself.

 

[lindsayfan]

To be fair I know several people who have two shower heads in their ensuite so that both can take a shower at the same time.

that's some prime ameriburger lifestyle there. why get under the shower with your partner when you can just make an XXXL SUV-sized his-and-hers shower with twice the plumbing. FINALLY i can shower at the exact same moment as my heartsweet without risking physical contact!

they should have four shower heads, so jack jr. and brianna can shower as well

 

[Adamska]

What the living Hell are those bottles? Hand sanitiser? Please don't tell me it's "coffee syrup", whoever invented these have a special place in Hell where Satan is sodomising them repeatedly.

Yeah, it's coffee syrup, and they have like four of the fuckers to boot; you can see two of them in the shot. Fat Jack can't stand coffee unless it's basically sugar with a splash of the stuff. Like we're talking six creamers and a couple of sweeteners thrown in sort of guy.

Also his spice rack saddens me. All it is is shitty pre-made spice rubs with some salt, garlic powder, and pepper thrown in. Not even some basic bitch stuff like cumin or oregano. It actually hurts me to look at; it's just so barren and not what you should have... even if you're just the occasional cook.

 

[AnOminous]

that's some prime ameriburger lifestyle there. why get under the shower with your partner when you can just make an XXXL SUV-sized his-and-hers shower with twice the plumbing. FINALLY i can shower at the exact same moment as my heartsweet without risking physical contact!

Yo dawg I herd you liek showers so I put a shower in your shower so you can shower while you shower!

 

[Dave.]

HOUSE AND STUDIO TOUR​

(08/09/2024)

Original:

Preserve Tube: https://preservetube.com/watch?v=xKyIeEVGAqg

Spoiler: Archive (720p):

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I never thought you could hit the uncanny valley of houses, but that exterior hits it hard.

 

[Total Annihilation]

Man brags about having Samsung appliances in his studio kitchen, yet I've heard they're unreliable and hard to repair/get parts for stateside.

 

[Polska krowa]

That's not how taxes work. When you claim something as a business expense, like a $100 meal. The government doesn't give you $100 back. You're simply not paying income tax on that $100. He could be having friends pay the bill, and then still claiming it but that's still only just not paying taxes on the money they would be pretending was spent on the expense itself. Also, considering he rarely has friends in the Fat on the go videos, that's unlikely.

Also, the youtube adpocalypse was back in 2016, do you really think Fatty had that much money saved up from his youtube channel he pays for bot subscribers when he's had difficulty breaking 100k views a video for the past decade? All while managing to afford 4000+ calories a day for himself and Tammy each, and all of his medical bills(which he likes to not pay), and still retained enough money after selling the last house in TN to have paid for being in the nursing home as well and then get 2 houses out of it? All while having basically no income of his own for the past 8 years?

And it isn't like Jr contributes anything to either household. He ditched his AC service tech job that could actually make money because it was too hard, so he could work at a 7-11, then ditched that to work in a fucking warehouse moving boxes for some non profit that ships donated shoes to third world countries.

I'm going to go with the theory someone else mentioned of Tammy's family paying for it knowing that they can move in once Fatty finally keels over dead.

You've misread my post, and perhaps I've poorly worded it, too. I meant that he claims back the tax. W/r/t to the group meals, I meant that he claims back the tax for the whole meal when he pays for the whole thing. So would get more back than he would if he just paid for his and Tammy's food.

W/r/t the pre-apocalypse money. Yes, I believe he made a load of money off youtube back in those days. He also has an absolutely gigantic library of videos that he's making a lot of passive income off. Add to that that there's a pretty large amount of interest in laughing at his cooking, so he'll make good money off that, even post-adpocalypse. W/r/t the hospital bills, we know that he had insurance, as he had to leave the nursing facility when the insurance money ran out. He'll probably have a large premium, but I imagine through their combined incomes it won't be a huge hit. Also, almost every utensil and kitchen gadget he has was obtained for free as review products.

Look at someone like DSP, he makes huge amounts of money off of his videos... the only reason DSP struggles financially is through his mobile game addiction. Kat is fat and still growing, and DSP manages to feed her and himself a diet of mostly takeout off what's left from his WWE Champions pot. Jack isn't an alcoholic, and as far as we know he doesn't spend up to four figures per week on a mobile game or some other vice. We can mock him all we want, but he and Tammy (perhaps accidentally) made the smart move of leaving Cali and moving to Nashville when they did, and they've reaped the benefits of doing so.

 

[p1138]

It's old Profile by Sanford shit. You can just barely make out the "Profile" on the boxes.

Some look like entrees. Some look like drink mixes / shakes. And I'd bet there's stuff there in snack / bar form as well. This means they're either still on it or this is stuff they bought a lot of and just never used.

But Fatty dropped that shit years ago now. That would mean that's a bunch of old product, which still goes stale or just bad, or they're somehow still affording that overpriced shit?

You've misread my post, and perhaps I've poorly worded it, too. I meant that he claims back the tax. W/r/t to the group meals, I meant that he claims back the tax for the whole meal when he pays for the whole thing. So would get more back than he would if he just paid for his and Tammy's food.

That's not how tax write offs work. Let me try this again. Let's say you and I go out to dinner, you pay but I keep the receipt. The receipt shows we ate $100 worth of bullshit. The government does not give me $100 back. The write off is for the income tax, so I end up paying income tax on $100 less because it's lowering my taxable income.

To put it another way, if you make $100k a year, and can write off $25k due to whatever expenses. The government is not giving you anything. You're simply only having to pay income tax on $75k instead. The fraud for Fatty writing off his friends payments would simply be that he failed to pay money on taxable income that shouldn't have been written off. Not that the government has given him some sort of tax credit. Now if you also do this for sales tax, it's still not getting you anything from the government, it's simply lowering your overall tax liability.

And yes, Fatty likely had a pile of cash sitting around from selling the California house along with his pre-adpocalypse income, but that doesn't last forever especially with his medical bills, and the absurdly high food bill that family goes through. They've got another source of income(likely Tammy's parents) funding this bullshit. Don't forget the timeshares, absurd vacations, and so on as well adding to their spending.

 

[Aunt Carol]

It took a while but I was finally able to figure out what all those boxes of food were in the 3rd pantry:

It's old Profile by Sanford shit. You can just barely make out the "Profile" on the boxes.

It's important to place your extra paint and wood stain on a shelf immediately above your food storage, but where are the Scalfanis' cleaning supplies and drain opener?

Gotta have as many poisonous liquids as possible stored at the tippy-top of your pantry! Store them on their sides. Use old Torani syrup bottles to hold extra weedkiller; the pump top will help dispense a good amount, and you don't have to bother updating the label if you can remember it just fine.

 

[Polska krowa]

That's not how tax write offs work. Let me try this again. Let's say you and I go out to dinner, you pay but I keep the receipt. The receipt shows we ate $100 worth of bullshit. The government does not give me $100 back. The write off is for the income tax, so I end up paying income tax on $100 less because it's lowering my taxable income.

I know how write-offs work. I'm talking about him saving money by not paying the full amount for meals as he claims the tax back on his return. I also suggested that when they go out for meals with people he probably offers to pay for the full meal so he can claim tax back on the full meal and squeeze some extra money out of it, despite the other guests paying their share (as in, the full table of four couples is $400, Jack pays the bill, the couples send $100 each and he files it in his return as a $400 meal on Givemeentertainment, or whatever company CWJ/JOTG is part of as he filmed the meal). The point I'm making is that I think he records all these Jack on the go videos because he was already going to eat out, and he may as well record it and claim that he was eating out for the business.

And yes, Fatty likely had a pile of cash sitting around from selling the California house along with his pre-adpocalypse income, but that doesn't last forever especially with his medical bills, and the absurdly high food bill that family goes through. They've got another source of income(likely Tammy's parents) funding this bullshit. Don't forget the timeshares, absurd vacations, and so on as well adding to their spending.

I'm not saying it lasts forever, I'm arguing that the pre-adpocalypse money probably covered all their expenses to move to, and the cost of the house in Nashville and then some - if I remember correctly, they managed to double the price they paid for it when they sold that property. The other point I'm making is that Jack has a massive library of videos, and he'll make an above-average passive income off that alone (DSP is testament to this, we know that DSP makes a decent amount of money out of his library, and his channel gets significantly fewer views than Jack does). If you add whatever money Tammy earns from her job (from what I can see, an experienced self-employed accountant can demand in excess of $50 p/h [the average salary in Tennessee is about half of that]) then they'll have a well above average household income for Tennessee. RE: medical bills - as I explained above, we know Jack had insurance, as he had to leave the nursing home when the insurance bux ran out.

There's always this assumption that lolcows are always broke and can't manage their finances. For the most part this is true, but Jack is married to an accountant, and made it big when youtube was paying out big money, and has managed to maintain a fairly sizable notoriety since then. It's easy to laugh at Jack because he's a retard, and he is, but Tammy will almost definitely look after the money side of the business and it wouldn't shock me if she does a good job of it. We see Jack hoarding a bunch of crab, but aside from the countless Apple products, pretty much everything we see him hoard is free products he got from shitty Chinese company that wanted promos. It's worth noting, too, that a lot of his vacations are road trips or out-of-season trips to popular destinations at most a couple of states over from Tenessee - they aren't pushing the boat out, and it gives the impression, to me at least, of a couple living within their means.

 

[Spasticus Autisticus]

And yes, Fatty likely had a pile of cash sitting around from selling the California house along with his pre-adpocalypse income

Jack and Tammy did not own the California home. It was owned by Jack's mom, then inherited by Jack's step-dad when she died. Jack's step-dad sold it a few years back.

 

[biggacracka]

The point I'm making is that I think he records all these Jack on the go videos because he was already going to eat out, and he may as well record it and claim that he was eating out for the business.

For real??? Nobody here ever thought about this!!1!11!