Careercow Jack Russell Scalfani / Cooking With Jack / Jack on the Go Show / jakatak - YouTube "Celebrity" "Chef", Living Encyclopedia of Gluttony-Induced Maladies, Salmonella Elemental

[Doctor of Autism]

Somehow Jack almost finally had common sense on a bad movie but then-

"SAFE FOR DA WHOLE FAMILY, NO POLITICAL AGENDAS"

 

[Hollywood Hulk Hogan]

There's been a bunch of unsold lots in their current neighborhood for years.

I would move and abandon the house if needed if I lived by fatty, too

 

[p1138]

There's always this assumption that lolcows are always broke and can't manage their finances. For the most part this is true, but Jack is married to an accountant, and made it big when youtube was paying out big money, and has managed to maintain a fairly sizable notoriety since then. It's easy to laugh at Jack because he's a retard, and he is, but Tammy will almost definitely look after the money side of the business and it wouldn't shock me if she does a good job of it. We see Jack hoarding a bunch of crab, but aside from the countless Apple products, pretty much everything we see him hoard is free products he got from shitty Chinese company that wanted promos. It's worth noting, too, that a lot of his vacations are road trips or out-of-season trips to popular destinations at most a couple of states over from Tenessee - they aren't pushing the boat out, and it gives the impression, to me at least, of a couple living within their means.

Clearly Tammy is doing something with their finances. But unless Fatty made millions in what little "heyday" he had, they have to have blown through that by now. Especially when you consider that a house they didn't own in Cali, somehow meant they were able to move to TN which is a reasonable assumption as the housing market in TN at the time was much cheaper. However that doesn't fit with Fatty not having an income worth a shit for most of a decade and Jr actively going out of his way to not be able to contribute to the household, while a group of 4 has a food bill that would normally suit a family of 8. Nursing homes are not cheap, everyone in the house eating for 2, and constantly eating out is not cheap either. These things add up over time and Tammy's income alone no matter how good it is in the finance department at the logistics company she works at for her day job is not going to sustain that for an extended period of time.

The only ways this works out is if someone like Tammy's parents are footing the bill for a bunch of this crap(obviously not the $100 chinese meat grinders and shit), or somehow their various givemethis/that/whatever companies that Tammy runs are somehow doing more business than we could possibly imagine(and this seems like a hell of a long shot especially since there's never any discussion on those FB pages or anywhere about actually having clients).

I would move and abandon the house if needed if I lived by fatty, too

These are lots that didn't have homes on them in the first place. It's a halfassed suburban housing track that no one flooded into because it's basically near nothing.

Somehow Jack almost finally had common sense on a bad movie but then-

"SAFE FOR DA WHOLE FAMILY, NO POLITICAL AGENDAS"

Of course he liked the bordalan movie. It's bright colors and noises on screen for an hour and 45 minutes or whatever.

 

[The Southwest Strangla]

Somehow Jack almost finally had common sense on a bad movie but then-

"SAFE FOR DA WHOLE FAMILY, NO POLITICAL AGENDAS"

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god, that mouth droop is getting worst. Enjoy the brain damage, jack.

 

[Charlie Delicious]

The small windows with the cheap looking siding makes their house look like a cult compound. Mt Carmel center

 

[SteveGoatman]

The small windows with the cheap looking siding makes their house look like a cult compound. Mt Carmel center

It kind of encapsulates them and their world view. Bigger/more is better, actual quality doesn't really matter, and taste never enters into the equation beyond trying to copy what they see other more successful people doing.

I'm inclined to believe the money comes partially from the sale of their house, partially Tammy's salary, and partially Tammy's family. We all know Jack (no matter write offs) and Jack Jr are a massive drain, and Briana has a respectable but low paying job, so I have to think other money is coming in.

 

[AltisticRight]

Boxes of goyslop called "Cheesy Fiesta"

For a "Chef" he seems to have a dearth of actual ingredients in both pantries.

This fat retarded pig has no respect for the "art of cooking" at all. He has THREE PANTRIES, not a single hint of actual ingredients. It's all premade easy slop in boxes or bags. Why do you need 3 pantries for that?
I love how there's like 4 labelled boxes but he just gave up.
Also his "garage" was just a white door. Idiot, fat.

 

[High-Fructose Corn Syrup]

HOUSE AND STUDIO TOUR​

(08/09/2024)

Original:

Preserve Tube: https://preservetube.com/watch?v=xKyIeEVGAqg

Spoiler: Archive (720p):

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I'm sure the fact he didn't show the new home gym was an oversight and mistake, I mean nobody would have a house with two kitchens and four food pantrys and not have something like a home gym right? That would lunacy.

Man brags about having Samsung appliances in his studio kitchen, yet I've heard they're unreliable and hard to repair/get parts for stateside.

Yeah nobody should be bragging about a Samsung fridge or whatever. Bragging about this shit shows how white trash they are. It's like people who brag about wearing Lululemon or people who think dodge chargers or Corvettes are nice sports cars. If he had any class or taste he would realize that anything short of Viking or miele is not worth bragging about.

Also his house is like basic bitch white trash Chic. Those "wood floors" are clearly engineered since we all know those two fatasses probably couldn't take care of or clean real wood floors. The entire house looks like it was a cheap spec home made too look like an expensive custom home.

Also notice the massive fan pointed at the bed in his bedroom. That's 100% something a fat fuck would have because they are always hot and have to always have a fan blowing on them at all hours of the day and night.

These people are what happens when you allow the food industry to bioengineer food to be cheaper so the fat fucks can consume more. He probably is one of those people who has high fructose corn syrup in all his foods. Thinks the aunt Jemima "syrup" is real maple syrup despite the fact it contains zero actual maple syrup. Doesn't know what real garlic looks or tastes like because he uses garlic powder since it's easier and "tastier".

If you asked Microsoft copilot to create the typical "American" the scalfanis would be the perfect creation.

 

[ZipDisk]

dreamscapes 4 you as long as your dream is shitty barncore.

 

[Kuritan Deplorable]

This fat retarded pig has no respect for the "art of cooking" at all

This made me think, has Jack ever visited a farmers market? Because for someone who's evidently a massive glutton, you'd think he'd make use of shit from those markets for off the wall recipes. Aside from the freshest of fresh if you're going to good places, you can't beat a farmers market for shit like preserves, honey, sometimes even baked goods. You could probably do an entire good series on just making dishes mainly consisting of stuff you got from a farmers market - permanent rolling seasonal availability, imposed variety and usually no shortage of options.

I haven't watched the video, just seen the caps, but its telling to me that not only does he have these pantries stacked full of industrially processed shit, but nobody is pointing out any weird jars or packaging that might indicate alternative sources. Especially with Jacks prepper leanings, you think he'd put a bit of effort into interacting with local food producers.

 

[AltisticRight]

sometimes even baked goods

Farmers' markets are great, the ones local to me here also offer fresh pasta, ravioli and spaghetti. There's smoked and preserved stuff, craft booze, freshly made dumplings and so on. It's a food snob's heaven.
The downside is wheelchair accessibility, presumably a conspiracy to keep fat useless pol-sperging freaks who can't cook out.

 

[Hollywood Hulk Hogan]

The small windows with the cheap looking siding makes their house look like a cult compound. Mt Carmel center

It is. It's a cult based on gluttony

 

[High-Fructose Corn Syrup]

Jack Scalfani is the kind of guy that puts shredded American cheese on a salad to "complete" it.

 

[p1138]

haven't watched the video, just seen the caps, but its telling to me that not only does he have these pantries stacked full of industrially processed shit, but nobody is pointing out any weird jars or packaging that might indicate alternative sources. Especially with Jacks prepper leanings, you think he'd put a bit of effort into interacting with local food producers.

Fatty's prepping ended with making snack bags of dehydrated halfassed jerky for snacks on the go, and that dehydrated rotten mess he supposedly mailed to that soldier overseas for Thanksgiving.

This made me think, has Jack ever visited a farmers market? Because for someone who's evidently a massive glutton, you'd think he'd make use of shit from those markets for off the wall recipes. Aside from the freshest of fresh if you're going to good places, you can't beat a farmers market for shit like preserves, honey, sometimes even baked goods. You could probably do an entire good series on just making dishes mainly consisting of stuff you got from a farmers market - permanent rolling seasonal availability, imposed variety and usually no shortage of options.

Yes he's done a couple fat on the go videos around 8 years ago visiting a couple of amish markets. In this he makes an ass out of himself like usual and likely only maybe bought the stupid steak rub

 

[Marc]

Something I notice in the recurring debate of how Jack and Tammy can afford to live like white trash millionaires is the absence of American perspective: It wouldn't surprise me to learn that Jack and Tammy are more than a million dollars in debt. Despite being Gen X, the Scalfanis epitomize Boomer Jones values too much for me to pretend Jack isn't banking on Jesus calling him to heaven to save him from the bankruptcy proceedings Satan uses to persecute good Christians that Jehovah Gud blessed with American Express cards.

 

[TheTractor]

Fatty seems like the kind of guy that would have bought this for Jr at a young age:

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And yes. This is an actual product. Meanwhile Fatty exemplifies all seven of the Deadly Sins.

This gives me warhammer 40k level of fanaticism I kinda like it

 

[Ihatejackscalfani]

Fatty's prepping ended with making snack bags of dehydrated halfassed jerky for snacks on the go, and that dehydrated rotten mess he supposedly mailed to that soldier overseas for Thanksgiving.

Yes he's done a couple fat on the go videos around 8 years ago visiting a couple of amish markets. In this he makes an ass out of himself like usual and likely only maybe bought the stupid steak rub

He is such an ignorant fucking ASSHOLE.

EDIT: Please , die Jack . Oh, and also Boogie,

 

[JudyTester]

Stroke or heart attack in next 17 days mark my words.

The 17th day has ended and Scalfani still lives. You lied to me!

 

[Polska krowa]

Clearly Tammy is doing something with their finances. But unless Fatty made millions in what little "heyday" he had, they have to have blown through that by now. Especially when you consider that a house they didn't own in Cali, somehow meant they were able to move to TN which is a reasonable assumption as the housing market in TN at the time was much cheaper. However that doesn't fit with Fatty not having an income worth a shit for most of a decade and Jr actively going out of his way to not be able to contribute to the household, while a group of 4 has a food bill that would normally suit a family of 8. Nursing homes are not cheap, everyone in the house eating for 2, and constantly eating out is not cheap either. These things add up over time and Tammy's income alone no matter how good it is in the finance department at the logistics company she works at for her day job is not going to sustain that for an extended period of time.

Why did they need millions? The house in TN was sub $300k when they bought it. The point I'm making, and, for some reason, you keep ignoring, is that Jack makes passive income from his youtube library, likely enough to cover his own expenses. For some reason you're also ignoring that, as I've pointed out, Jack's stay at the nursing home was covered by his insurance - we know this as Jack was forced to leave once the insurance money ran out. Their finances aren't just Tammy's alone. Its a combination of the passive income Jack makes from his channel, the money Tammy makes, the profit they made from the previous house, (likely) a small amount of rent paid by Jr and Brianna for the other house, and any other income streams we don't know about. They also won't have a mortgage, so their mandatory outgoings are considerably less than the average family. DSP manages to spend something like $5,000 p/m on WWE Champions, yet still has enough money to make sure that he, and more importantly, Kat, continues to get fatter and fatter despite them being a single-income family in Seattle.

Jr and Brianna are idiots, but Jr, and presumably Brianna have jobs. They probably waste the majority of their money on dumb shit, but they should be able to manage living paycheck to paycheck.

The only ways this works out is if someone like Tammy's parents are footing the bill for a bunch of this crap(obviously not the $100 chinese meat grinders and shit), or somehow their various givemethis/that/whatever companies that Tammy runs are somehow doing more business than we could possibly imagine(and this seems like a hell of a long shot especially since there's never any discussion on those FB pages or anywhere about actually having clients).

Like 90% of the dumb shit we see him acquiring is given to him for free. I'm sure he buys more, but given that they won't pay for a mortgage, they can absorb the cost of it.

 

[Super Hans v2]

The point I'm making, and, for some reason, you keep ignoring, is that Jack makes passive income from his youtube library, likely enough to cover his own expenses.

How much exactly do you think YouTube pays out? Even on the high end, the high-value content creators only have a CPM of about five bucks. Even if we assume that Jack has been labelled as such all this time, his ~150 million views between all his channels in the last 18 years only nets to about $41 000 a year. And that's before figuring in that he eats out daily, buys smokers, pressure cookers, and knife sets like others buy toilet paper, goes on multiple vacations a year, and regularly falls for expensive bullshit like freeze dryers, Profile by Sanford, and Annual Apple Product.

And that $41 000 is on the HIGH end, assuming that EVERY video view gets an ad view. With Jack being very lucky to crack 10 000 views while having consistent output, he's certainly at the bottom of advertiser-friendly lists, and most views being from hate watchers who'd have adblock turned on, Jack ain't getting that $5 per 1 000 views.