Chimpout Megathread

Go on a nice, peaceful Carnival Cruise....relax!


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It's sad and all that but holy fuck, is it really that hard to keep your phone steady when using it as a camera? The moment something (finally) happens they hide the camera away as if they're gonna get a guideline strike for daring to record it. When it goes down to get out of the cars way it makes sense but Christ, for how long people spend their day on their phones you'd think they'd learn how to use its features.
 
>drinking too much
bullshit, alcohol is not demonic possession, it might make you slightly more rowdy or unreasonable but it does not alter your personhood THIS much if you don't already have it in ya
at best, it just activates what's already there

I'd love to agree but I've known a few otherwise docile weekend drinkers (all white) where 'demonic possession' is the best descriptor of when they get too sauced (not rowdy or embarrassing but actual hell spawn). Speaking as an alcoholic I'm still out of touch of what flips that switch in otherwise meek people.
 
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I'd love to agree but I've known a few otherwise docile weekend drinkers (all white) where 'demonic possession' is the best descriptor of when they get too sauced (not rowdy or embarrassing but actual hell spawn). Speaking as an alcoholic I'm still out of touch of what flips that switch in otherwise meek people.
it's something inside of them
the quietest people often hide strange things deep inside, alcohol is like MSG for the soul, it has nothing to offer on it's own, rather it exemplifies what's already there
 
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