Cog is in a jovial mood today. He has a Red Bull! TheMood has already donated $10 with a birthday wish. He is very happy with his new microphone despite the sound being noticeably duller.
He shows off today's goal; if we hit $100, he will be eating a single square of "coffee fudge". DING! An anonymous dono immediately comes in. Thanks Bunghole! $35/100
We are currently reading some tweets about someone breakdancing at the Olympics. I always get a little sad when Cog shows off his twitter and we get to see how few notifications he has.
Now we've moved on to a tiktok about the merits of breakdancing. SIP.
DING! Zimti sends the birthday boy 2 Smokes. $45/100!
Just noticed that he has a little birthday balloon floating around behind him.
Cog is really excited about hover boards. He can't wait to fly around on one.
Now he's watching another autistic guy named Asian Andy. He keeps doing his crazy high pitched laugh here.
DING! Jaymar has donates $5 with a link to another coffee video. Gross! $50/100
Back to Asian Andy. Cog has come up with a new nickname for him: Autistic Andy. Got him! DING! A BIG $25 FROM MAYA! Only $25 away from smashing that goal! $75/100
Razgriz sends Cog his last two dollars.
Another birthday greeting. $87/100!
If we hit $150, Cog promises to drink a can of "Pussy", another energy drink.
CYBERTAZ DONATES 10 MEMBERSHIPS! THE GOAL IS SMASHED! $155/100! We're getting Pussy tonight, cogheads.
The big moment has arrived. The Big Cam is on. It's mukbang time!
He paces himself and complains about the smell. This is gonna be so yucky.
Wifey wants to eat some fudge too. Cog generously breaks off a piece for her.
CHOMP
It was NOT pleasant!
On to the Pussy mukbang. He hates the smell of this one too!
Bottoms up!
The double mukbang has chat extremely horny.
Cog claims to not know what this means, but he appreciates the support. $165/200!
Cyber Taz clarifies that he wants to hear the Cog's World theme song, "Welcome to the Cuppaverse." Cog promises play it, but first, a smoke break!
Back from the break and more birthday donos are already coming in! $180/200
Wifey has an idea: for every $100 goal hit, Cog and Mrs. Cog will be drinking shots of alcohol. This will presumably make for a wacky and fun gaming stream later.
DING! Dr. Beast donates $5. He wants to hear Tank Police. Yay. $185/200
Time for cop cams. This is by far Cog's favorite type of media. What better way to treat yourself on your birthday than watching people get arrested?
Someone in chat asks Cog about the gifts he's received for his birthday. He proudly shows them off:
A microphone!
A balloon!
A wallet!
Hugo Boss perfume!
SWAG!
A puzzle box!
A star wars puzzle!
There are also a few other small toys that he bought for himself. Cog is a happy birthday boy!
After showing off his new toys, he plays his sad violin music and announces that he will be getting a job and sticking to weekend streams, as doing a daily show is no longer financially viable. He is "'avin' a laff", but there is a tinge of sincere sadness here. He posts his links in chat and urges his audience to donate. Back to cop cams.
DING! Another $5 dono with a link to some more anime shit. $190/200
Wifey has contributed her own media; a humorous news video about alien molestation.
With the extraterrestrial rape discourse out of the way, it's time for another smoke break! Links in chat! Light it up!
We're back! Cog posts the donation links again, and within a few moments, Bunghole Tiger has anonymously donated 3 Smokes, smashing the goal! The Cogs will be getting tipsy tonight! $205/300
Dr. Beast donates $5. He warns that his media link is "weeby". Cog is excited. A demonic hand then appears from Beyond The Cog to grab his beard.
Time to get WASTED!
Now that Cog is good and drunk, he plays Dr. Beast's link. It's an anime song. Cog plays the whole thing, then realizes that he forgot to display the video on screen. He plays it again, adding insightful cogmentary to hopefully avoid copyright strikes.
"Noragami. It's like origami, but it's not." He says this twice.
Now on to more cop cams!
Think I saw this on a bumper sticker once.
This must be Cog's best birthday ever. A man named Exelus just sent him twenty dollars and made heart hands at him. The youtube link is a cute video of a dog howling along to a woman singing "Happy Birthday". Awww! $230/300
Another $5 comes in from "Mystere Voile"! Only another $15 until the Cogs take more shots! Links are in chat again. Smoke break! $235/300
We're back! Dr. Beast has donated another $5 with more anime. So heckin wholesome. $240/300
Cog pauses the video to ask his viewers to donate. He shows off his bottle of fruit liqueur to further tempt them.
Links are in the chat again. More body cams!
DING! $10 from Jaymar! SHOTS SHOTS SHOTS! First, Cog must play Jaymar's media. It's a funny coffee video. $250/300
COG! COG! COG! COG! COG!
Red Bull chaser! Cog fucking loves sugar.
If we hit $300, he promises to have 3 more shots. LET'S GO!!!
A viewer shows up late as we're watching more cop cams, and greets Cog. Cog asks him to donate.
DING! One shmoke. $255/300
We're nearing the end of the show, but another $45 will guarantee us an extension. Mrs. Cog wants to keep doing shots, so she logs onto one of her alts to donate $50! The goal is once again SMASHED! SHOTS SHOTS SHOTS! $305/400
If we hit $350, they're going to drink some more. The hand of the Devil once again reaches out to grab Cog by the face and drag him back into the depths of weed addiction.
But first, some more sneaky shots. Mrs. Cog donates again as Mr. Cog is taking shot #3. The bottle is empty. They will be going to the 24 hour Tesco to buy more. $355/400!
The hype lizard is deployed, and the Cogs go for their smoke break.
Crazily Confused shows up during the break and demonstrates how he earned his name with a MASSIVE $100 superchat! $455/500!
Back again and Cog is HYPED! He shows off the tiny bottle of 21% abv alcohol he bought for tonight's extended stream.
He'll be having another shot of liqueur for every $25 donation that comes in. A viewer voices their concern
"That's kind of the point."
We have an hour-long cop cam video to look forward to. The Hype Lizard is smashed again. Cyber Taz feels the hype, and donates 10 gifted memberships! DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING! $505/600!
He washes down the sugary shot with a sugary soda pop.
We are watching cop cams. Cog is hammered and goes off on a little rant about how people actually drink to become ANTISOCIAL. Now these are some deep Cognitive Thoughts. He believes that all drugs should be legalized. Regarding the people who overdose: "Fuck 'em." "It's all about moderation." "If you want some heroin at the end of the day, I don't give a shit." Give this guy a little booze and he starts getting all libertarian.
Cog has literally worked himself into a sweat going on this rant. He shows the audience how sweaty he is.
Thank you, Cog.
A tender moment is shared in chat; Mrs. Cog sends Cheyenne hugs. Cheyenne responds with her own Jewish hugs. Beautiful.
We're only 6 minutes into this cop cam video, but Cog needs to get extra crossfaded for the late night Armored Core stream, so it's time for another smoke break!
Cog returns from the break, mumbling and burping into the microphone. He says that he is feeling too drunk, and will not be having any more shots.
Cyber Taz expresses disappointment in chat, as he was about to donate another $25. Cog tells him that he'll have his wife drink the shots in his stead. Taz declines.
He's so hammered that his chat is worried he might start cranking his hog.
After hearing about another potential dono, Cog declares that he is feeling much better now, and will be able to do more shots. Links are in chat. The donos immediately come flooding in.
Chat won't be satisfied until they see Cog puke up everything they just watched him mukbang. This might be Cog's birthday, but the feeders are the ones reaping the rewards tonight. $540/600
The rest of the cop cam video plays out without much cogmentary, and the show comes to an end. What a birthday bonanza! Cog will be back later to "smash some Armored Core".
Happy birthday, Cog! o7s!
Money added to the feeding fund: $540
Coffee consumed: 1 mocha fudge square
Misc mukbangs: 1 can Red Bull, 1 can Pussy, 1 can Coca Cola, 13 shots fruit liqueur, 1 shot rum
Ralph references: not many
Smoke breaks: 5
Today's Top Feeder: S Cyber Taz
