DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

[Yung Dalph]

he'll fall off again.

Falling off Level One is not a huge deal, all things considered

 

[FamicomGorby]

Clip:

View attachment 6303734

"Muh dupression doods, please continue to send me me money forever to cure it."

Maybe the fact that he's over 40 with zero savings or plan for the future is finally getting to him though. I know I'd be up all night with anxiety if I had to worry about all the stuff that DSP has to. "How am I gonna put door dash on the table for Kat?", "What am I gonna do with the literal mountain of cat shit in the garage?", "When will I be on top in WWE Champions?"

 

[GibMoneyPls]

Clip:

View attachment 6303734

Logic: putting this money toward the new things he just bought, fix something in the house, or go on that vacation/honey moon the wife has always wanted.
Emotion: Wrestling Jpegs and doordash

 

[Yung Dalph]

Logic: putting this money toward the new things he just bought, fix something in the house, or go on that vacation/honey moon the wife has always wanted.
Emotion: Wrestling Jpegs and doordash

This nigga didn't even take the extra day off he's been crying about for years straight

 

[PieceofShet]

DSP doesnt have depression, he just feigns distress and guilt trips.

 

[San Dimas High School]

DSP doesnt have depression, he just feign distress and guilt trips.

"it just wont go away". Well how about you go get it diagnosed / treated if it's that big of a deal then?

He's so fucking weird with just assuming he has some malady all the time. It's either serious enough to get it looked at or you can't bitch about it. Can't be both.

 

[BPD Gunt Rider]

Once again. He so desperately wants to be the King of Hate. A pro wrestling heel. Because that's who he is, a vile piece of shit.
But then he walks it back a little, because he's too cucked to do it without inhibition.
You can't tell me that bit he did on Rich with the chips and king's tax and etc wasn't a heel promo (honestly, unironically enjoyed it). If Phil got rid of the cage he has around his balls and just fully embraced being a drama streamer I think he might actually grow a new audience. It's never going to be huge, but it might honestly fully replace what he has now.

Agreed. The real Phil has always been a heel wrestling character. He wants to cut promos on everyone like these Sektur guys do. But, Phil's narc ego can't take the slightest hits so he has to back off quickly. Compound that with alcohol and mobile game addiction he needs to pay exorbitantly for, which is why he's a fence-sitting cuck now... you end up with the mental mess Phil is now doing things he hates everyday.

 

[AGoodBrazilian]

Phil secret weapon to keep momentum going and retain new viewers:

Padcast with pity party muh depression and play old Nintendo games.

 

[The Southwest Strangla]

“The NES controller I need for this game is 15 dollars and I’m only playing it for this game…..and it looks like no one is donating it…”
He got like 3k on Sunday. Ffs the begging

 

[DarkFuhDillz]

Alcohol is a depressant you fuckin retard. But drink more of it to numb your reality

 

[The Penultimate Warrior]

Phil still cannot afford to replace his dishwasher. Guys, is it just me or have we not been owned as hard as we keep being told?

 

[The Southwest Strangla]

Phil still cannot afford to replace his dishwasher. Guys, is it just me or have we not been owned as hard as we keep being told?

I’m still laughing at the fact he bought a house in a gated community that doesn’t have central air, but now he’s bitching about it. That should be one of the first things you should look at. Ffs

 

[shekelshoah666]

Phil still cannot afford to replace his dishwasher. Guys, is it just me or have we not been owned as hard as we keep being told?

Can't afford dishwasher, cupboards are broken can't afford to fix, needs to refinance for central AC, bathroom costs thousands to fix can't afford it. He has depression and had a panic attack while driving at some point.

But don't worry he purchase....a fan donated some new sound proofing foam so please tip for the high quality stream with now updated acoustics.

 

[Hugh Keevins]

Clip:

View attachment 6303734

SUFFAH PIG!!

 

[Cyber Bowling]

New Phil depression lore. He apparently isn't over it (no shit), and it got bad enough earlier this year he didn't want to get out of bed. Kat needed to convince him to get up. He talks about how he can't be happy about the recent successful KC streams. They stress him out because he's worried he'll fall off again. He's also anxious about why Metokur wants to talk with him.

I wonder how many days before he goes back to the "this is the happiest I've ever been in my life" phase

 

[Telemeter]

Clip:

View attachment 6303734

He has no fucking clue what depression is, it's a buzz word that you use to make people pity you and give you money.

Fear and frustration are the closest emotions he can feel to depression.

And yes, he is frustrated cause even though he begged he didn't get even close to $4000 again today. That frustrates the hell out of him.

 

[Comma]

I missed this one. This was after the depression guilt-trip, where he seemingly builds upon said guilt-trip by asking for money so he doesn't have to worry about tips.

"50 bucks by the end of the stream would be appreciated. Sooner rather than later, so I don't have think about it..."

And yes, just for the record: this is less than 24 hours after receiving over $1,200 in tips.

-EDIT:

He's amping up the begging hardcore.

"...if you could TIP to support the stream, that would be much appreciated TODAY"

His unrelenting, shameless greed is absolutely mind-boggling.

-EDIT:

And another beg for good measure:

-EDIT:

He simply can't. Stop. Begging.

"I'm not going to sit here like the Kino Casino guys and keep bringing it up."

It's exactly what he has been doing... No shame whatsoever.

-EDIT:

Jesus Christ, he just keeps going and going. He gets a $10 Superchat and says:

"Keep in mind guys, the $50 goals is for TIPS, not Superchats"

This man's soul left his body a long time ago.

 

[Gramh]

He has no fucking clue what depression is, it's a buzz word that you use to make people pity you and give you money.

Fear and frustration are the closest emotions he can feel to depression.

And yes, he is frustrated cause even though he begged he didn't get even close to $4000 again today. That frustrates the hell out of him.

What DSP is experiencing is what he calls depression, but it's guilt. He expresses these feelings of paranoia, sadness, and anxiety that the sum total of them are the same feeling most normal people would have if they had fucked over people and were waiting for their ass to get beat for it. Just good ol' fashioned "i did a bad thing and i don't want to face consequences" guilt.

 

[Telemeter]

What DSP is experiencing is what he calls depression, but it's guilt.

LOL. what? No. He feels no guilt. His view on human interactions is purely transactional. He engaged with you, therefore you owe him compensation.

If he smacks Keth around in rage, he might later feel guilty, but that's it.

On the contrary, he feels every time he gets someone to give him money he has outsmarted them by coming out on top of that transaction (on top meaning he made money or gained something of material value).

He expresses these feelings of paranoia, sadness, and anxiety that the sum total of them are the same feeling most normal people would have if they had fucked over people and were waiting for their ass to get beat for it.

Paranoia yes, anxiety, kindda, I would say frustration rather than anxiety, he literally gets mad and yells at the dents when he doesn't get enough money.

There are hundreds of videos of him admonishing the dents with his ridiculous "corporate" speech for failing to meet tip goals, that is not anxiety, that is frustration. He begged, you owe him, how do you not get it??

Sadness? When he drops his paper plate or suffers some other kind of material loss, like failing to pull a good Hogan.

Just good ol' fashioned "i did a bad thing and i don't want to face consequences" guilt.

LOL, what? No, he does not, he faces every single new encounter in his entire life devoid of any growth or introspection on how he got to where he is.

That's why every single time he gets to talk to anyone, ever, he always repeats the exact same stories.

He truly, really, whole heatedly believes he has done nothing wrong, he did everything correct.

 

[Rowbutt Batmin]

I missed this one. This was after the depression guilt-trip, where he seemingly builds upon said guilt-trip by asking for money so he doesn't have to worry about tips.

"50 bucks by the end of the stream would be appreciated. Sooner rather than later, so I don't have think about it..."

View attachment 6303956

And yes, just for the record: this is less than 24 hours after receiving over $1,200 in tips.

-EDIT:

He's amping up the begging hardcore.

"...if you could TIP to support the stream, that would be much appreciated TODAY"

View attachment 6303971

His unrelenting, shameless greed is absolutely mind-boggling.

That's the great thing about DSP's "wins", he shits it out to scopely and is back to panic begging the next day.

Dentractors punching air!