Classic DSP money cycle. If he gets a lot of money in one bucket, he will start whining about how comparatively empty the other buckets are. Big tips lead to a superchat or membership beg, and big member bombs or superchats lead to a tips beg.
That's the outward facing part, the cope, the pleading, the begging, the justifying. He tells the same stories so he doesn't fuck up the narrative, he says he's done nothing wrong because he needs to believe it himself as much as he needs others to believe it. You see how quick he's in panic mode after cutting a wrasslin' promo with his dumb little poker chips gimmick? He knows he went too hard, because he's next on the chopping block and beat for beat everything in the RTU doc that DSP was more than happy to shit on him for he's done at the very least the same thing to a greater more public degree. Just because he doesn't learn anything, which he very much doesn't, doesn't mean he doesn't feel guilty for doing it. He doesn't feel guilty for everything he does, just when he does something that violates his retarded little ethics. He loves yelling at his audience, they are there to support him not question him or withhold money, he barely views them as people. But if they all go away because they decide he's a bad person, which let's face it he's probably got 10-20 actual fans of his content sitting in chat at any given moment of his hundreds, then he won't have a captive audience to turn the copium levels up on to cushion all of his dumbfuckery.
He’s also introducing cool air into his house in the least efficient way possible by opening all the doors and using window units.
, bitch.
Lol @ those twigs on his fat body. Remember when he said he could beat Mike Tyson?
Pearlclutcher detractors aside, if DSP goes back to his classic 'humor' he is at least true to himself.
I thought this was a long-sleeve shirt at first and was confused because he only wears this poorly fitted button-down tees. Holy shit he is pale. I remember him saying stuff about taking vitamin supplements (Which don't actually work the way he thinks they do) so this guy has to have a ton of underlying issues related to Vitamind D.
Phil is staunchly against instant gratification, he should have no problems with this arrangement.
He could run around Tyson like a boss fight
Holy shit this had me in tears, that came out of nowhere and such a great clip:
Starts at 7:23
A viewer brought up that he could play tekken 8 with Andy and proceeds to be incredibly cringe and gay for the next 3 minutes. He goes on about how he is a better fighting game player than Andy and operates on a higher level than him, trouncing him and not being able to hold back and let him win.
He doesn't see the fun in shooting the shit with somebody over the Internet and playing some games in the background. If you're so fucking good at fighting games, then show him some cool shit so he can learn. There are so many ways you can make this entertaining. Strike while the fucking iron is hot, show them that "personable" side you were going on about yesterday. But no, he can't see the fun in that, because he is better at Tekken 8 than Andy, even though he hasn't touched the game in several months.
Bow down to the
Funniest part about this to me is Phil pretending that beating people who don't really know what they're doing in a fighting game is not one of the few things that bring joy to his sad, pathetic life. Just watch any of his streams playing Street Fighter in the lower ranks, or while on a win streak playing the old SF collection. If he played Andy in T8 and dominated him, he would love every second of it. I think he may actually be self aware enough to realize that he wouldn't be able to help himself from acting like a massive sore winner about it and come off looking like a prick, and he thinks this "I would win so hard that it wouldn't be fun to watch" excuse comes off better. It does, but not by much.Holy shit this had me in tears, that came out of nowhere and such a great clip:
Starts at 7:23
A viewer brought up that he could play tekken 8 with Andy and proceeds to be incredibly cringe and gay for the next 3 minutes. He goes on about how he is a better fighting game player than Andy and operates on a higher level than him, trouncing him and not being able to hold back and let him win.
He doesn't see the fun in shooting the shit with somebody over the Internet and playing some games in the background. If you're so fucking good at fighting games, then show him some cool shit so he can learn. There are so many ways you can make this entertaining. Strike while the fucking iron is hot, show them that "personable" side you were going on about yesterday. But no, he can't see the fun in that, because he is better at Tekken 8 than Andy, even though he hasn't touched the game in several months.
Bow down to the
I want to see it dropped without any notice.
It's not depression. It's guilt from all the lies. That's why he's 'worried' about the paypig train derailing. The anxiety is over them finding out he's lying.
Also Jasper the Detracator destroying the blinds permanently. I feel for Phil. I do. He did everything correct.
