Anna o' Brien / Glitter + Lazers / GlitterandLazers - Fat, drunk, consoomer attention whore who would rather eat and drink herself to death than endure a single negative emotion

[Gay Mouth]

Someone trying to scootch past her to get their seat, requiring her to tuck her knees up isn't going to happen.

All the cinema seats in my area got ripped out and replaced with reclining la-Z-boy type chairs, which Anna could probably squeeze into. Though she would need to bring her cpap for when she falls asleep and her fat neck tries to strangle her.

She doesn't really do anything just for pleasure aside from eating, and never mentions movies unless she's trying to be #relatable with her hallmark Christmas consumption. I don't think she's actually intelligent enough to focus on a film, not that that's a high bar. She's a brainrot scroller.

 

[Even more 8008135]

I don't think she's actually intelligent enough to focus on a film, not that that's a high bar. She's a brainrot scroller.

I don't think she even has the attention span to follow any sort of plot that isn't a 30-minute made-for-TV special.

 

[lemon_zest]

Jon tapped out it seems.

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Adults sleeping that close together that don't know each other is so awkward. That nurse is in for some shit. I imagine Anna snores non stop, has she bothered to replace her CPAP yet? Probably not.

jesus FUCK she’s insufferable cunt

 

[Haram-Habibi]

I hope that nurse doesn't have to tard wrangle her out of the little pool. You know she'll be spitting mad if the nurse uses it when she can't.

 

[bliblblblbbllb]

I hope the home health aide is some conservative black woman who don't take no shit: some category that absolutely will not participate in tiktok dances and will call out Anna's bullshit and make her squirm by seeing through her delusions. Someone who won't just smile and wave if they're being filmed without permission. "You tie-dyed your lymph bandages! Hell nah!"

It's for her own good- the more she can romantize the whole process and get content out of it, the higher the likelihood she'll munch out/invite and induce disability and/or addictions.

Also it will be really funny to see Anna whine about it not being FUN, as if she's entitled to her surgical recovery being prime TikTok content.

 

[GenociderSyo]

That hotels about to have to deep clean more then they have deep cleaned before she posed where exactly she is on threads.


Anna's been pretty active on threads. She seems to want a 2nd dog.








I like how she "doesn't limit comments" when the reddit is stating that all her posts state "comments limited."

Item	Calories	Fat (Trans/Sat)	Cholestrol	Sodium	Carbs	Dietary Fiber	Sugar (Added)	Protein
Strawberries	94	1g (0g/0g)	0mg	3mg	23g	6g	14g(0g)	2g
Jello CheeseCake	100	0g(0g/0g)	0mg	1160mg	5g	0g	0g(0g)	0g
Core Power Elite Vanilla	460	7g(0g/4g)	30mg	500mg	16g	0g	16g(0g)	84g
Kodiak Graham Bites	240	7(0g/0g)	0mg	380mg	34g	4g	14g(12g)	10g
Total	894	15g(0g/4g)	30mg	2043mg	78g	10g	44(12g)	96g

Recap Haul:


Total $539

Intro $38

Old Navy Rugby Stripe Polo $30
Amazon Satin Bowknot Hair Clips Accessories $8

Look 1 $149

Old Navy Fit & Flare Ribbed Maxi Dress $50
Rothy's The Flat $99

Look 2 $65

Old Navy Classic Button-Down Shirt $30
Old Navy Ruched Midi Dress $35

Look 3 $50

Old Navy Loose Midi Shirt Dress $50

Look 4 $117

Old Navy Oversized Bomber Jacket $60
Old Navy Fitted Ribbed Top $17
Old Navy Cozy Ribbed Maxi Skirt $40

Look 5 $120

Old Navy Shaker-Stitch Cardigan $45
Old Navy Double-Layer Bodysuit $30
Old Navy High-Waisted Pull-On Pixie Wide Leg Pants $45

 

[thejackal2]

She has reached a new level of insanity. This is awesome. What a turbo sped. That anecdote about her parents is what on many levels. At best she thought it was something worth sharing? I hope it actually didn't happen for her family's sake because even for an out of touch boomer that is some retardation.

 

[The Judean People's Front]

That "queso" looks like someone cooked cottage cheese in the microwave until it actually burned. Or at least that's what I thought from the brief glance I took - because that's definitely not queso and possibly diarrhea in a bowl.

Also "the goal of my thigh liposuction surgery wasn't smaller thighs" REALLY?!? Then what the fuck were you aiming for? I get that in HAES circles it's verboten to admit it's not great being the size of a European compact car, but sincerely that is possibly the dumbest thing I've ever seen her write.

 

[Stroppy Trollop]

I wonder if this inner candy juicy "sculpting" will be the surgery that ends this whole farce. I hope think this is going to be way more painful and harder to recover from. The mask is going to slip eventually and the sooner the better because holy fuck this is boring.
Unless Dr. Handsy gives her extra refills on the painkillers...

 

[Trombonista]

She seems to want a 2nd dog.

Oh, hell no. Her treatment of Data is bad enough, she now wants to neglect another dog?

 

[GenociderSyo]

Also I find amusement in her calling all this surgery. It is less of a surgery then laproscopic and most people need no pain meds after that.

 

[Gay Mouth]

I wonder if this inner candy juicy "sculpting" will be the surgery that ends this whole farce. I hope think this is going to be way more painful and harder to recover from.

Her outer, just-below-fingertip, ol' blackie hosting, tri-tiered shelf thigh- I just have to assume that is the least sensitive part of her whole body. It's what she slams into toddlers at the airport and ancient walls in Barcelona. I don't buy her "ow ow ouchies don't even touch me there doctor ()" act at all. It probably was a relief to strip the 6 inches of lard out of that area and reintroduce oxygen and blood to her skin.

Her inner thigh? A whole different game. Her legs would have to waddle at 4 and 8 o'clock to not bruise each other. She'd have to be in a full split. She is physically incapable of recovering well.

I think her immense size in her inner thighs is almost like a self stabilization- imagine two jello molds held together with plastic wrap in a paint mixing tumbler. Now imagine that formerly stable bond introducing bleeding, bruising, swelling and oozing into the mix.

She's so fucked. Either this is the last surgery or it's the last precipice before she plunges into hell, AKA endless surgery and all it's complication.

 

[The Judean People's Front]

imagine two jello molds held together with plastic wrap in a paint mixing tumbler.

Farmers have a way with words like no other Internet subculture I've ever encountered and I love you all so much for it.

 

[StoopidFookingHamsterFace]

Please, Jesus, don't let that unfortunate nurse be a guy; the obnoxious self-terrified laughing at nothing and "sorry, I can't control myself after 3 cocktails" would end anyone's ability to trust anything again. Also the thick sludge on those outdoor seats from the post-unneeded-surgery candy juicy thighs would no doubt choke a rhinoceros out. This bitch be stinky, yo

Thanks to the anything above that listened that got John the fuck out of this one

 

[a hapless toad]

"A moisturiser your mouth" - not the easy one of bad grammar but moisturising your mouth?!? Not your lips, your mouth. What does this even mean? I assume they are something like Strepsils, a throat sweet for soothing.

The absurdity of her mentioning a source of protein for when you aren't hungry. She is not, no matter how much she tried to claim in her protein arc, at risk of negative effects due to lack of protein in her diet, and her appetite is certainly large enough to be able to pack in the protein she does need through normal food. Not throat sweets.

If they're zero sugar it wouldn't surprise me if they have a laxative effect if you take too many either. I think it was something like sugar free Haribo where this was notorious and in my head throat lozenges aren't too far away (I don't eat sweets so really don't know).

Main ingredient is maltitol, so yeah, she'll shit herself. Also note that this ridiculously overpriced tin of lozenges contains 12 servings. If she eats the entire tin, in addition to gastrointestinal distress, she'll end up consuming:
Calories: 156
Carbs: 48
Protein: 12

Geez, Anna. Knock it off with the "protein girly" shit. If protein is really that important to your recovery, just eat a damn steak. NY strip, ribeye, whatever floats your boat. Those dumbass "mints" probably have soy protein, which is the cheapest-ass, worst value protein shit you can take in. So if you eat the whole damn tin of mints......which I am sure Anna does......if the sugar alcohol doesn't make your guts go rumbly, the soy protein just might.

(The steak would be much higher quality protein, and cheaper per protein gram than the candies.).

It's gelatin, not soy protein, but your main point remains. Just eat a fucking steak. Or any sort of meat.

I don't understand these sugar-obsessed fats who spend so much time trying to find ways to 'hack' a dessert that's supposedly good for them. Bitch, give up sweet foods! Even the fake ones. You'll find you're far happier eating savory real food proteins that taste good rather than choking down artificial sweetener laden slop that's supposed to remind you of the food you're obsessed with but never comes close.

 

[often puzzled]

Main ingredient is maltitol, so yeah, she'll shit herself. Also note that this ridiculously overpriced tin of lozenges contains 12 servings. If she eats the entire tin, in addition to gastrointestinal distress, she'll end up consuming:
Calories: 156
Carbs: 48
Protein: 12

So, instead of an entire tin of overpriced sweets, she could get the same amount of protein and fewer calories by eating one small container of cottage cheese:



1 serving = 1 of those little containers.



She could probably eat one of those containers in a single bit, so it's not like it would take much time out of her day (drinking).

 

[Chococat3012]

Plus Size Old Navy Try On Haul: Fall Fashion​

(08/13/24)

Original:

Preserve Tube: https://preservetube.com/watch?v=K6IExffXms0

Spoiler: Archive (480p):

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So she is neurodivergent now? As said by her. Probably self diagnosed.

 

[That_Ain't_Mayo]

I can't get over how often Anna says that she "deserves" something. Deserves "treats," deserves tween-age school supplies, deserves bougie cotton candy and pumpernickel bagels. It's just another version of Jude Valentin's constant greedy begging for people to venmo her free money for "snackies" and Starbucks and birthday dresses for no other reason than that she wants it. Maybe it's just my guilt-ridden Catholic upbringing, but I'm appalled-slash-disgusted by the constant stream of "I DESERVE WHATEVER GOODIES I DESIRE JUST FOR EXISTING!!!" especially coming these wastes of space who contribute nothing worthwhile to the world. I doubt Madame Curie and Jonas Salk stomped around shrieking about deserving treats and snackies for their accomplishments, but somehow our gorls "deserve" anything and everything for doing jack shit. It's sickening.

(I know, I know, going outside to touch grass now)

 

[Jizzrag]

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What the hell? The nurse’s gonna sleep in a bed right beside her?!

I work with people who needs care. I once worked at a place where I had to stay over (48 to 72 hours shifts). I slept while someone worked nights, but I had to be available in case something happened (this person could get aggressive).

Anyway, we sure as shit didn’t sleep in a bed next to the patient. What the fuck. That’s a privacy violation both for the patient and the employee. She must be lying, right? I sure as shit hope so. This would be illegal in my country.

ETA:
I’m sorry but I can’t get over this. We have patients that, due to epilepsy, need people to be alerted 24/7. They still don’t have people staying in their room while they sleep. They have alarms on their beds.
If this clinic is making nurses sleep in the same room as their patients they should be closed down. It’s disgusting.

 

[OttoWest]

She has reached a new level of insanity. This is awesome. What a turbo sped. That anecdote about her parents is what on many levels. At best she thought it was something worth sharing? I hope it actually didn't happen for her family's sake because even for an out of touch boomer that is some retardation.

It’s lies all the way down. And such bizarre ones at that— AI spoofing for saying “y’all”? Fat little fibber Anna is all over Threads.

Anna has the palate of a five year old. A luscious medium rare steak and roasted broccoli isn’t going to cut it, unless they’re smothered by a peppermint mocha protein shake and whipped cottage cheese queso.