Anna o' Brien / Glitter + Lazers / GlitterandLazers - Fat, drunk, consoomer attention whore who would rather eat and drink herself to death than endure a single negative emotion

[Angry New Ager]

Yes, Anna suffered greatly because United "just decided" her bag was too big. From the OP:

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Interesting that this happened to occur in 2019:

I'm all #thathappened on this incident.

First of all, airline gate agents are the ones who staff the desk at the gate, check your ticket as you go up the ramp, deal with any issues pre-boarding, and check strollers, wheelchairs, and any oversized luggage before it goes on the plane.

Once you're on the aircraft, the flight attendants take over. Gate agents take care of passengers all the way up to the plane, flight attendants take care of passengers—and their luggage—once they're on the plane.

Since these are union jobs here in the US, the specific duties and areas of work for both jobs are spelled the fuck out in tedious detail, and one can't do part of the other's job no matter how convenient it might be.

So if anybody pulled her luggage out of the overhead bin, it was a flight attendant, not a gate agent. And if they pulled it out, then no, it did not fit "perfectly," or belong in that bin. And no, they didn't single her out to pick on her about her luggage for no good reason, because the cabin crew doesn't have time for that when a flight is boarding.

We've seen how fucking rude Anna is, and how she constantly fault-finds and complains. So whenever I see this incident pop up again, I think, "Gee, I wonder what United ended up comping her after she threw that snit for all of her followers," because she is exactly the kind of customer to blow up a complaint in order to get free shit.

Maybe she needs to call her favorite salesman again to cram her candy juice into her expensive getup.

I hate that this would not be the weirdest and most disturbing porno ever made, not by a long shot.

 

[lemon_zest]

That’s highly filtered.
The reality is probably closer to the 2022 Novo Nordisk partnership
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LAY OFF ME IM STARVING

 

[I call shenanigans]

As far as I know, bandages are white because cotton is naturally that color, and dyeing it could risk due leaking into an open wound and causing a reaction.

While it seems that way because cotton on a bush looks white, it’s actually filthy, and contains other plant fibres from leaves etc. unbleached processed cotton is more yellowish, off white. White cotton material will have been bleached to hell with hydrogen peroxide.

 

[lemon_zest]

You weren't here in 2021 when Anna decided to run a campaign to get herself into Sports Illustrated Swimsuit. Anna has a long history of utter delusion.

is that the shoot where she photoshopped her arm and made it her leg???

 

[Trombonista]

is that the shoot where she photoshopped her arm and made it her leg???

Yep, that's the one.

 

[gampboonerisms]

She tye dyed her bandages for this "surgery."
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Looks like chitlins lol

What got me was when she said she didn’t know if the dye would take on the ace bandages, but she still did the entire lengthy batch without a test.

Type A would have made sure it worked. (Or not have wasted their time.).

She’s Type B-way too much time on her hands.

I don’t think they are colored beige to check for seepage, or they’d be white. It’s probably a cost thing (because who gives a fuck what color your bandages are?) But I hope the dye isn’t fixed right and mixes with her leaky legs and makes them streaky, sickly green.

i always thought ace bandages were beige because they sit as close to skin as you can get them. Theyre not a cast, they dont need to be any colour, it just is. And with ace bandages youre not supposed to be checking for seepage. Theyre not wound care bandaids, theyre meant to support muscles and joints. Anna is just using them for a compression garment cause shes fat.

 

[Barbarella]

She threatened not to fly whatever airline again on last trip to LA. Was it United? Or American? Does she publicly threaten to stop flying the airline every time? I bet they hope she’ll actually go through with it, but it’s all performative. She wants to sic her followers on them but no one cares.

Let’s see her handle Spirit.

I’m sure a 4-hour flight is torture for her and requires an entire day to recover from. Since that is not in any way her fault, I’m sure she gets angry at all these people who make her feel bad:

They check her snack bag instead of letting it be overhead.
They don’t always let Data be an emotional support dog if his papers aren’t up-to-date.
They break her luggage.
They can’t accommodate her desire for two seats on a full flight when she didn’t book two.
Everybody is so mean to her and yells at her and leaves her to cry alone.

Yet she perseveres through all those terrible trials. Good job getting out there, Anna.

 

[Blue Banana]

They check her snack bag instead of letting it be overhead.
They don’t always let Data be an emotional support dog if his papers aren’t up-to-date.
They break her luggage.
They can’t accommodate her desire for two seats on a full flight when she didn’t book two.

They made her forget her CPAP machine on the plane! On purpose! It's definitely not her fault that all of these things happen to her while she is the model passenger, just trying to get to her well-deserved vacation(s).

 

[Blerg]

Running amuck around the house doing shit wearing compression socks that aren't moving because metric century bike ride today that was brutal and fast, I've found myself wondering if Anna's ever managed to fit into that compression suit again lmao

Maybe she needs to call her favorite salesman again to cram her candy juice into her expensive getup.

Someone here (can’t find, am sad) described her snatch coming out the crotchless bottom of her compression garment as something like: “a chimp trying to eat an ice cream cone through a knothole” and that lives in my brain for free and still cracks me up. Possibly one of the funniest things I’ve read here and far more horrifying to visualize than even the infamous Lenza Vulva Gape.

She could make real money putting a video of her efforts getting back into that garment online. The fat fetish crowd and the struggle fetish crowd would come together and deliver, no question. More than they have already, of course.

 

[Even more 8008135]

Yep, that's the one.

Another absolute classic.

 

[GenociderSyo]

 

[FuckDuckSeagull]

Oh Anna you sure showed Dan Go what's what! Yes, weightloss is easier for others, but it still works the same way for everyone - calorie deficit. I bet Anna didn't even read all of it.

Spoiler: The thread

Of course he is shilling his training services. Still doesn't mean he ain't right.

 

[Breadbear]

Oh those bandages look nasty. Beige might be boring but it's at least not dirty looking.

 

[pippeyyy]

Oh Anna you sure showed Dan Go what's what! Yes, weightloss is easier for others, but it still works the same way for everyone - calorie deficit. I bet Anna didn't even read all of it.

Spoiler: The thread

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Of course he is shilling his training services. Still doesn't mean he ain't right.

I really wonder what Anna truly thinks it takes to just be average size. Not some super fit bikini ready woman, just average, wearing average sizes. Everything she does and says is all over the place. She latches onto dumb things, like protein, and won't let them go believing that it is helping. She pretends to be definict in everything that isn't a consequence of fat but has totally normal blood sugars and things like that. This guy isn't wrong but she will never admit that. But she has to know she did this to herself and she's going to die from it. She's too old to completely block that out. She knows she's always the largest person everywhere. I've never seen anyone as large as her in real life. With all that said, it's always funny when she talks about weight loss influencers. It reveals who she started wanting to be but failed so hard she ended up 600 pounds. She lacks even the tiniest awareness that those fitness influencers are as genuine as her "I'm fat but it's not my fault". Perfection.

 

[ghjoigcbn]

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So she’s mad people leave hate or disagreeing comments on her posts. I guess commenting on things is now injecting yourself into conversations about others. Or does she mean the commentators on youtube or even kiwis?

She’s now “injecting” herself into convos with fitness influencers and criticizing them, because you can just become 600 pounds by being unlucky and there’s nothing you can do to change it!

The posts about the lozenges and her posing on the bed with bandages are pure insanity.

 

[glioblastoma multiforme]

"A moisturiser your mouth" - not the easy one of bad grammar but moisturising your mouth?!? Not your lips, your mouth. What does this even mean? I assume they are something like Strepsils, a throat sweet for soothing.

The absurdity of her mentioning a source of protein for when you aren't hungry. She is not, no matter how much she tried to claim in her protein arc, at risk of negative effects due to lack of protein in her diet, and her appetite is certainly large enough to be able to pack in the protein she does need through normal food. Not throat sweets.

If they're zero sugar it wouldn't surprise me if they have a laxative effect if you take too many either. I think it was something like sugar free Haribo where this was notorious and in my head throat lozenges aren't too far away (I don't eat sweets so really don't know).

 

[thejackal2]

Sometimes it's hard to know when to use "effect" but "affect" is simple as it's almost always used as a verb. Come on Anna. Show that BYU and Columbia education!

 

[Kitty kitty cat]

How many packets is she going to inhale in order to get her proteins in and does she have a supply of diapers.? as @glioblastoma multiforme says, artificial sugars in excess will make her shit her pants.

 

[Potatis Salad]

Oh Anna you sure showed Dan Go what's what! Yes, weightloss is easier for others, but it still works the same way for everyone - calorie deficit. I bet Anna didn't even read all of it.

Spoiler: The thread

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Of course he is shilling his training services. Still doesn't mean he ain't right.

Not to derail but is this Dan Founder bro correct that being fat reduces blood flow to the brain? Don't fats just have more blood?

 

[Soloxine]

It’s giving