Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[RussianParasite]

would wear a Balldo, a cuck sex toy for impotent cucks.

There’s whisky dick and there’s cuck cock. Nick has only ever had the latter.

 

[AncientPhosphur]

Nick is an actual cuck. He literally gets off on his wife getting rammed by another dude. He is a cuckold. He has a cuck fetish. Only someone with a cuck fetish would wear a Balldo, a cuck sex toy for impotent cucks.

Imagine getting cucked by your own balls

 

[Darkholme's Dungeon]

Alex Stein has more of a backbone than Nick lmao. This is despite him being son of rich folks.

Spoiler: Stein's not really from the city of "Dallas"

A little bit of trivia.
Stein's broadcasting center is in the upper class area of Irving known as Las Colinas (Not Dallas proper) I think, if it's the same one where Ralpha showed up and got in trouble. It's off the Elm Fork Trinity river.

He's also from Highland Park (grew up and probably resides there), which has it's own PD/city gov and is uber-rich portion of downtown Dallas. They don't use DFD unless it's mutual assistance and he should be bitching at the county judge. They've got cops every day standing outside the schools when kids are out directing traffic and sweep the homeless/druggies out with blazing fast speed. Cross US-75 to the east on Greenville and Park avenue where the DART stop is (south of the hospital) and that's where the hood is.

How rich is Highland Park you might ask? Town of ~9k people. Average income per household ~250k+/year.

 

[Zaryiu2]

And when Nick drinks a "Monster" it's really full of booze.

Because he's drunk.

I like the weird retard faces he makes when he's being smug. Does he think it makes him look like something other than a retard? I mean lmao.
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Look at this faggot-ass face.

Reminds me of the following but self-inflicted

 

[DemsBNutz]

@Fapcop do you have your own lore page? Or did i miss this in the FAQ

 

[SargonF00t]

@Fapcop do you have your own lore page? Or did i miss this in the FAQ

He just has a weakness for Hot Wives

 

[Swole McPole]

If I recall correctly, the (original) definition of cuckoldry is being cheated on. By the (original) definition of the word, he was indeed cucked, whether he liked it or not is completely irrelevant in such a case.

Sure. I use the term in both senses in that post. What I meant to say is, although he's literally a cuckold, he's not what we generally understand by the term today. But yes, a cuckold is literally just a guy who has been cheated on. Rekieta is the other kind though.

 

[Kosher Dill]

@Fapcop do you have your own lore page? Or did i miss this in the FAQ

The lore is that Qpid is going to hook him up with the Qover Quties and he's going to fix them. Romance never dies!

 

[holyhandgrenade]

The only question left to be answered is what kind of pussy liquor are we talking about? Gin, Vodka, Whiskey? How many times has it been distilled? What proof is it? These are questions we need answers to. If the government doesn't answer it's obviously a conspiracy.

 

[LimeRikki]

The only question left to be answered is what kind of pussy liquor are we talking about? Gin, Vodka, Whiskey? How many times has it been distilled? What proof is it? These are questions we need answers to. If the government doesn't answer it's obviously a conspiracy.

Please correct me if I'm wrong. But I think Nick said that that alcohol was coming out of her vagina, he never specified what type. As a result, I think there is a a very straightforward possibility that we are overlooking: beer.

I mean, she'll already have the yeast right there, so she's ready to go to brew at any time.

Ok, gimmie me those islamic content stickers.

 

[holyhandgrenade]

Please correct me if I'm wrong. But I think Nick said that that alcohol was coming out of her vagina, he never specified what type. As a result, I think there is a a very straightforward possibility that we are overlooking: beer.

I mean, she'll already have the yeast right there, so she's ready to go to brew at any time.

Ok, gimmie me those islamic content stickers.

Minnesota cooch hooch I'm down. Still wanna know the ABV doe

 

[Lemondale]

Did Nick let Ron toye rail Lady rackets so that vic lost?

 

[AnOminous]

The article linked above, regarding the history of the Come Out You Cuckold flag, also linked to others fan art. One of which was a Gadsden flag mock up, so I went ahead & made an alternate Balldo version too:

Imagine not just being the weak creature that is a cuckold, a so-called "man" who not only allows but gets off on his wife, the mother of his children, getting ploughed by a weird nerd like Aaron Imholte, but actually shows his face in public. His cucked face. This pathetic cuckface.

He thinks he can be a degraded cuck and smug at the same time. You are a worm, Nick. There is nothing a cuck has to be smug about.

 

[Captain Manning]

EVS is having a hard time processing the fact that Nick Rekieta is a cuck:

All these people trying to find a way to relate to cucks like Nick are on a hiding to nothing. Nick was never a “normal guy, just like us!” even if he passed as one for a while.

EVS:
Hard drug problem and alcohol? No problem!
Child neglect and a kid testing positive for cocaine? Fucking kids should take care of themselves! Little bitch probably got the coke herself.
Sharing your wife with another man? Whoa buddy, that's a bit much.

These fucking people man.

I shared some thoughts about this in the CG thread, if either of you are interested. Didn't post it here, because I didn't know if anybody here would really care.

Basically the TL;DR is I think EVS finally figured out which way the winds are blowing, and is just looking for an excuse to not talk about Nick now. Nick's cuckery happens to be that excuse. I doubt very much he actually cares about any of the disgusting shit Nick does. He only cares about Nick insofar as Nick will help him attack Eric July.

EVS sucks.

 

[Obnoxious Asshole]

He's a walking Wallace & Gromit character. Cocaine is one hell of a drug.

 

[Poop Shoot]

So. Did he ever do a cuckold cleanup?

I mean let’s be real it’s not a 0% chance.

 

[Strix454]

Basically the TL;DR is I think EVS finally figured out which way the winds are blowing, and is just looking for an excuse to not talk about Nick now. Nick's cuckery happens to be that excuse. I doubt very much he actually cares about any of the disgusting shit Nick does.

Comicsgate and EVS as far as I know still has an open real-live cuck in the form of Donel Delay running around in it. He did the art for Cecil's comic. Its nothing that would bother EVS. EVS, his associates and comicsgate have always been very friendly to sexual degeneracy as long as the degenerates show loyalty to EVS. EVS himself is into camp, dressing up, occasionally wearing wigs and used to constantly fly pride flags in his signature. Anytime he goes after degeneracy or complains about it, its utterly fake.

 

[ghastlyretard]

So. Did he ever do a cuckold cleanup?

I mean let’s be real it’s not a 0% chance.

You're asking if Nick ever got down on his hands and knees and buried his face in either Kayla or April's snatch to slurp out whatever remnants had been left inside of them? I just want to be clear that that's what you're asking here.

Personally, I believe that his nose is too big to allow him to get his tongue anywhere near enough to create the primitive straw shape to slurp it properly. Instead, what probably happened is they would stand over him and bend at the knees, allowing whatever drippings to come at him as gravity would allow. Perhaps if Kayla or April were properly hydrated there would be enough fluid to allow the majority of it to evacuate. But I doubt the aim would be great, and some measure of it would splash into his eyes.

 

[Strix454]

Steel Toe Aaron dropped another thing about Kayla in the last couple days. She is apparently a regular user of Lorazepam among her various pills. I don't know if this had previously come out. Not a good thing to mix with cocaine.

 

[Captain Manning]

EVS, his associates and comicsgate have always been very friendly to sexual degeneracy as long as the degenerates show loyalty to EVS.

And/Or are otherwise useful to him/them in some way.

The issue with Nick isn't a lack of loyalty. The issue with Nick is that he's utterly combat ineffective right now. It's L after L for Nick right now, and even EVS has realized that continuing to defend him in the hopes Nick will go back to attacking July some day is a bad look. EVS looked like an utter jackass doing that. It didn't work out the way he was hoping.