DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

[Telemeter]

He could run around Tyson like a boss fight

Funny thing is, we know he struggles to get off his chair like he was 30 years older than Mike Tyson.

 

[shekelshoah666]

King Phil back to lowly beggar Phil after 1 stream of not getting 50 bucks lmao. This is why I just laugh at people upset he made 4k off of KC. It could've been 40k it don't matter it's spent all the same and he needs tips they are the liquidity of his business. I don't think newcomers know how much he was making back in the day and how much he blew (hint: easily over 1 million total during his peak YouTube years)

That SF6 rage was based I'll have to watch the memology vid I missed most of it.

 

[Squatty Potty]

Amazing showing by Phail today. Gets completely wrecked in street fighter most of the night. Loses to an alog JP named "Fat Kat aka PPP". Rage quits Lily after losing a mirror match in diamond. And not 48 hours after making $4K, he's back to groveling for a $50 pittance. Absolutely pathetic. Even more hilarious, he still can't afford to fix anything in the snort fort. Not the moldy bathroom, not the dishwasher, not even a shitty particle board cabinet. Bum King.

 

[Prince Lotor]

New Phil depression lore. He apparently isn't over it (no shit), and it got bad enough earlier this year he didn't want to get out of bed. Kat needed to convince him to get up. He talks about how he can't be happy about the recent successful KC streams. They stress him out because he's worried he'll fall off again. He's also anxious about why Metokur wants to talk with him.

This is a good example of what I'm talking about when I refer to Narcissistic Splitting and Phil.

Phil, that's not "depression & paranoia". That's the shriveled up husk of the real you that you keep buried deep down inside reminding you that you are a fake, unlikable piece of shit.

Phil actually thinks that the real him is a "demon" that he's "afflicted with", and that his NPD bloated ego is the authentic Phil. Any hint of realistic perception, thinking, or self-assessment Phil calls "this fucked up voice in the back of my head I can't get to leave me alone," while he gets drunk on the constant stream of delusions his narc ego feeds him.


Also when I saw reports that Phil got a lot of money from his recent KC stream I thought that could be interesting, but then I heard it was only $3.5K
For all the drive-by rubberneckers I've seen Phil spend $4K in 36 hours on that stupid mobile gacha game he's  cripplingly addicted to. I've watched Phil spend $2K on that game and then 3 days later spend another $1,200.
$3.5K is pathetic. Phil's mom gives him $4K when he comes crying to her. You need to step it up Paypiggies. FinDom Phil is not happy. Didn't you see him crying about how depressed and paranoid he is today? That's because you didn't give him enough fucking money!!! Why didn't you give him MOAR MONEY today you worthless fucks?!? YOU'RE MAKING HIM WORRY!
Also Tips helps the most right now. He gets that money right away and it can go schtraight to his Bills
Edit: Oh look, Kat's crying now. She was downstairs listening to this and now she's crying. I hope you're happy

 

[Kier Starmer]

This stupid nigga thinks you can just roll up to the bank and say "well, hello there Mr bank person. I'd like 1 re-financed house please." He seriously thinks that because a house on Zillow down the road sold for $400k means he is due that. Some banks ask for 2/3 appraisals and he could still be denied it because the interest rates. After the year looking for homes especially this fucker does not realize how brutal the interest rates are. Personally we were going for TX in a good area a $300k with a 60% deposit and still potentially paying $2k+. Phil has not even paid 15% on his home after 10 years which is horrifying.

He is easily looking at paying 120k+ to just modernise the house; he needs air con, a full kitchen refit, multiple bathrooms redone, plastering and mould removed. carpets refitted and his roof checked and probably retiled. Roof retiling is expensive as shit too but you need it done in wet areas.

 

[Cyber Bowling]

King Phil back to lowly beggar Phil after 1 stream of not getting 50 bucks lmao. This is why I just laugh at people upset he made 4k off of KC. It could've been 40k it don't matter it's spent all the same and he needs tips they are the liquidity of his business. I don't think newcomers know how much he was making back in the day and how much he blew (hint: easily over 1 million total during his peak YouTube years)

That SF6 rage was based I'll have to watch the memology vid I missed most of it.

This is what makes Smugside Phil endurable. It happens every single time without fail, whenever Phil has one surprisingly online engagement, he lets it go to his head and acts like his channel is saved and things are finally turning around, only for reality to come crashing in, usually in less than 24 hours. He had that one Pro Jared tweet that got an okay amount of likes and then went to do the debunk stream, acting like he had this new, huge audience that was finally willing to give him a chance, not realizing that most of the people who liked the tweet probably had no idea who he even was/that he was a streamer and just liked it because it was so easy to dogpile on Pro Jared at the time. Or his "welcome home" stream for...I want to say the GTA trilogy remake that ended up being a huge dud

 

[shekelshoah666]

This is what makes Smugside Phil endurable. It happens every single time without fail, whenever Phil has one surprisingly online engagement, he lets it go to his head and acts like his channel is saved and things are finally turning around, only for reality to come crashing in, usually in less than 24 hours. He had that one Pro Jared tweet that got an okay amount of likes and then went to do the debunk stream, acting like he had this new, huge audience that was finally willing to give him a chance, not realizing that most of the people who liked the tweet probably had no idea who he even was/that he was a streamer and just liked it because it was so easy to dogpile on Pro Jared at the time. Or his "welcome home" stream for...I want to say the GTA trilogy remake that ended up being a huge dud

I'm still waiting for some sort of emergency or him to get sick again for the classic DSP day off after getting whaled out. When you watch those WPIG deep dives on 2010-2020 DSP he called in sick (lmao) so many times after getting whaled out or when a video hit the algorithm like his homefront one.

"My throat burning and my ears are leaking fluid no stream for the next 2 days guys american healthcare am i rite" meanwhile he's posting about doing 80 hours in 2 weeks on the supercard forum

 

[myone]

Some banks ask for 2/3 appraisals

He is easily looking at paying 120k+ to just modernise the house; he needs air con, a full kitchen refit, multiple bathrooms redone, plastering and mould removed. carpets refitted and his roof checked and probably retiled. Roof retiling is expensive as shit too but you need it done in wet areas.

An appraisal includes an interior inspection, doesn't it? It would be real funny if DSP and the horse having their way with the snort fort had devalued it so much that he doesn't even have any equity in it. Basically depreciating the asset quicker than he can pay off his mortgage.

 

[Rowbutt Batmin]

My favorite thing from yesterday was Phil getting preemptively butthurt that RTU is going to react to Joon's DSP documentary. Said RTU is only doing it cuz he's lazy and its easy content.

self awareness -1000

 

[Balr0g]

Without the high-tech HD deluxe camera upgrade no one would know how pale this guy is.

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Jesus. with thoise clothes he looks like a haggard ghost.

 

[Lazycunt]

My favorite thing from yesterday was Phil getting preemptively butthurt that RTU is going to react to Joon's DSP documentary. Said RTU is only doing it cuz he's lazy and its easy content.

self awareness -1000

It's either brain damage or he's doing it on purpose both reasons make him look bad I don't get it.

Watching highlights of Phil's SF, the vitriol he has in the game to random fucking people because he thinks every single person is out to get him, is just fucking gross.
Also cunt complained about not being able to have a good game unless the connection is pristine contradicting prior comments about low ping being worse for him.
Am I imagining it but he seems to have amped up on the your mother insults?

Miserable faggots only way of venting is to exert what little power he has on stream to a bunch of retards and detractors.

Everything is some how other peoples and things fault, he acts like he has no control of his life everything bad is trolls fault not his bad financial decisions and lack of action and then he acts like he has a ghost in his consoles that pushes random buttons in all of his games that he's currently failing.

 

[Keith the Horse Fucker]

I want to see it dropped without any notice.

It's not depression. It's guilt from all the lies. That's why he's 'worried' about the paypig train derailing. The anxiety is over them finding out he's lying.

Phil doesn’t feel guilt. How could he? He has never done anything wrong. Phil is worried about being dunked on and losing money

 

[00R-Gundam]

Are we gonna get a depression filler arc once he "falls off" from this KC arc?(he never took off to begin with)

 

[Balr0g]

This stupid nigga thinks you can just roll up to the bank and say "well, hello there Mr bank person. I'd like 1 re-financed house please." He seriously thinks that because a house on Zillow down the road sold for $400k means he is due that. Some banks ask for 2/3 appraisals and he could still be denied it because the interest rates. After the year looking for homes especially this fucker does not realize how brutal the interest rates are. Personally we were going for TX in a good area a $300k with a 60% deposit and still potentially paying $2k+. Phil has not even paid 15% on his home after 10 years which is horrifying.

He is easily looking at paying 120k+ to just modernise the house; he needs air con, a full kitchen refit, multiple bathrooms redone, plastering and mould removed. carpets refitted and his roof checked and probably retiled. Roof retiling is expensive as shit too but you need it done in wet areas.

This reminds me of the story I heard about him buying the condo in Seattle. He had to go to 3 different banks to even get a mortgage to buy the condo. The first 2 apparently looked at his numbers and told him that his income was not consistent enough to be considered for a mortgage and that he had to show those numbers for a few more years. Basically telling him "Yeah you might have good income but it's too inconsistent. We advise you to make it more consistent and we happily will sell you a mortgage" And that was I thin either end of 2013 or beginning of 2014. So even in his better days his income was not good enough for the less risk taking banks

 

[shekelshoah666]

Are we gonna get a depression filler arc once he "falls off" from this KC arc?(he never took off to begin with)

I feel like when his Joon doc drops its gonna be a massive insane depression arc the likes which we have never seen. He already has panicked segments every day during the prestream when it comes up and if Joon doesn't go easy on him we might see a legit breakdown.

Even in his own insane cope filled head while watching the doc I don't see how he can spin it as anything but extreme negative especially if it is actually researched and goes over the money he has blown and the times he has lied about it.

 

[Burl McMillan]

What happened to "Joon is my best buddy because he came to me for factual objective-style truths on some of his docs" which became "I'm not worried about the documentary because Joon is an unbiased-style documentarian with journalistic integrity" to now "the Joon documentary is making me afraid I'll lose all my goodwill and I'll have to defend myself again even after I've proven I've changed over the years"?

 

[PieceofShet]

Soon, probably sooner than you would think, someone will ask about the 4k superchats after a dsp begment and he will like "what money, its already gone, i payed my bills".

You know its coming.

 

[Cardef1121]

I don't think DSP is depressed, I think he just had a big cash injection and a glimpse of the popularity and positive attention he thought he's wanted for so long and he realized that he's still miserable and is now feeling empty. He got what he wanted and it didn't make him happy but that's not depression.

 

[Donaldo]

Depression would explain the mobile game addiction but unless he admits that I don't think he deserves sympathy from anyone. He can't admit it or that would expose his bankruptcy fraud, ruin his life and make his depression worse. He can't stop either due to sunk cost fallacy and losing his top rank leaderboard spots would also increase depression.

The Guy is truly fucked in the most strange way and it's entirely his fault. I think the depression all stems from the DISGUSTING LIE of his mobile game spending habits, like a Roman Catholic karma for the unrepentant sin of gacha gambling.

 

[Japs_eye]

I think everyone here has an internal time limit on how long this KC stuff has to go on before it becomes officially dented ™, and that time limit has shrunk after the metokur stream got called off (let's be real, Jim probably needs months of recovery, maybe even longer, and there's no telling where this arc will be by then. I think it's fair to say it's not happening). I'm not saying this hasn't been funny so far, I'm not a "seething dentractor" or anything, but Triple P needs to come up with a new end goal, because the Jim one isn't working out.