Megathread Trannies posting their L's Online - Heckin valid people posting their funny misfortunes on the internet

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A mtf admits to seeing a pooner as a women and knows what men actually see when it comes to him.
Tldr: Reality is breaking through to a tranny

There are some that get so close. So close. Those men you are hitting on see you as a gay man who is pretending to be a woman, because you are a gay man who is pretending to be a woman.

Getting sex from a "straight" man is a common trope in gay porn. The very fact that you want sex from a straight man is another sign you are a gay man. Internalised transphobia? No. Internalised homophobia more like.
 
Straight.. trans girls? Man, sometimes I forget transwomen are supposed to want men. To be spat on and beaten like every other woman. To be put in a collar and.. wait they already do that, but with other "transwomen". Fuck, I don't recall last I met a troon who actively acted like a woman, wanting to be wifed and cook at home.
Tommy Tooter had that as his fantasy, apart from the housework part.
 
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"Fingers crossed that they just think a kinky fucker brought a dildo to work and tried to get rid of the evidence"
But that is exactly what happened, minus trying to get rid of the evidence.
I really want to see a Drain Unblockers episode on that one :lit: . Imagining those chirpy Scousers pulling a ridiculous rubber dick out of the pipe and trying to explain it away without swearing or laughing so hard they collapse would be perfect. Either that or the sweary Australian drain dude. He comes out with enough about a kid’s toy in the drains, the jokes about a packer packing up the shitpipe would probably get him banned off YouTube.

Plumbers shouldn’t be put through this hell, man. Their jobs are horrifying enough already.
 
Good evening ladies, gentlemen, and attention-seekers. Who is ready for another edition of Trans Joy™?

First, a teenager makes the discovery that a philosophy based on rejecting every part of her physical being turns out to make her miserable:

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I can't do anything normally. I'm 16 on my break, I should be going outside and having fun with my friends, but I can hardly leave my house because I dont pass. I was going to go to the beach, but the thought of wearing anything that doesn't completely hide every inch of my body makes me actually want to throw up.
I can't even call my friends to play games because hearing my own voice is literally unbearable. I want to go on T so bad but my parents hardly even said yes to getting me a binder, and it's clear they don't expect this to ever be something more than a social thing.

4'11 proto-pooner accidentally says a whole lot of honest stuff about how everyone else sees transmen:

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17m and only 4'11 with DD cups and an hourglass body. Words cannot describe just how much I hate my body. There's only so much that testosterone and surgeries can fix, I'll always still be incredibly short. I fucking hate it whenever people try to make me feel better by listing short celebrities that are regardless all taller than me. It's always the same ones too. I feel like I can only have a body a chaser can love. I genuinely don't see how I can fully transition and ever be seen as a man. I'm not even five feet. I can't even blame it on my race for being shorter, I have a cousin who's 5'9. I feel like I'll never love my body as long as body shaming short people is around for men. I don't even have a good personality, it's just constant try-hard overachieving without substance. I remember friends in high school always mentioning my height, even if it was playful it still hurt with how constantly it was mentioned by everyone. I feel like I look like a caricature of a trans man and I'll never be respected. At this point I feel like I shouldn't even transition, I'm not going to be happy with my height or body any time. I'll be constantly miserable with how I look since I'll never be able to change these things. I feel like I should just detransition socially and live my life out as a woman. Even if I hate it, at least it'll be more socially acceptable looking how I do. Or maybe I just settle with a chaser in the future, it's the only thing I'll get. No amount of self love will change how I look. I'm stuck like this forever. The doctors said I'm done growing and this is it.

At least these girls can look forward to fixing their problems with life-saving hormones and surgery, right? Look how happy this woman is after all that gender-affirming treatment!

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hey. i just found this subreddit so here i am. basically im a very masculine trans dude. i pass 100% of the time and im even a bodybuilder. sadly, for me, none of it is enough. i never feel like a real and complete man. i’m not biologically male and it’s killing me. my top surgery sadly did not help - it just reminds me everyday that i am a biological woman who had to become some semblance of a man. i will never have a penis and i will never naturally produce massive amounts of testosterone. i also hold and immense amount of shame for being trans. i hate being this way. i hate having to have surgery and take hormones to be myself. my mental health is rapidly deteriorating and i don’t know what to do. i’m too closed off to talk to a therapist (because i’ve had terrible experiences in the past). i feel like i have no hope anymore.

Deluded pooner rages about her family who don't understand that she is just as strong as any cis man. The little dood has visible muscles!

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My partners family watches the olympics and they asked our opinions about trans athletes and if they should be able to compete. My partner is also a trans man. I said yes, obviously. After a few years on hormones, that would be totally fair. They said trans men would be disadvantaged, that my bf and me for exemple wouldnt be strong enough. He said of course, we're not athletes. His mom said we wouldnt be able to compete against her bf, and he's 50. I said lets go to the gym we'll see. They stayed convinced. I know they're just dumb but it hurts because they accepted me right away, before my family did. And bro I'm almost 2 years on T, spend my time at the gym and have visible muscles and they still think I'm weaker than the average cis man ?? It's just so frustrating.

Fellas do you ever burst into tears when your "totally gay" boyfriend reveals he actually thinks of you as a woman?

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so my boyfriend and i were just talking to each other and making jokes. he then made a joke in which he called me „sis“ instead of „bro“. tears immediately shot into my eyes and i cried for idk how long. he knows me as a guy since we met a year ago. i’m so shocked and disappointed. my heart is still pounding in my chest. i just don’t know what to do or say.. i need advice

Now she needs to go write in her diary about the experience and then cry about it while eating ice cream, just to complete the ultimate manly masculine reaction.
 
You can't even blame transphobia, because Poison is listed as a female character:
Poison is female in Japan. Poison was transgender in foreign versions to avoid a violence against women charge from neocons who were already going hard on stuff like MK. Japan is one place where there was and still is no limits on anything fictional, they're fine with having fictional women getting kicked to the dirt.

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Or maybe I just settle with a chaser in the future, it's the only thing I'll get.
...do pooner-chasers even exist? I don't think I've ever heard about them (bar @JimiHendrix and his ilk, but they're only fucking the ones who are still actively feminine), and I've been haunting this forum a while. Gay men don't like these women at all, and straight women just see them as other women, so they don't want them either. I guess maybe the occasional pozzed lesbian might consent to fucking one?

Trannies seem to get fetishized by closet-cases occasionally bc men are hornbags and some will fuck anything but I feel like that's not an issue pooners have, or at least it's not one they post about online if it happens.

I suspect the ol' t4t is gonna be this lady's only chance at troo(n) love, assuming she ever sorts out her personality and self-hatred issues enough to be bearable in general.
 
At this point I feel like I shouldn't even transition, I'm not going to be happy with my height or body any time. I'll be constantly miserable with how I look since I'll never be able to change these things. I feel like I should just detransition socially and live my life out as a woman.
Listen to the last fragment of sanity in your head.

hey. i just found this subreddit so here i am. basically im a very masculine trans dude. i pass 100% of the time and im even a bodybuilder. sadly, for me, none of it is enough. i never feel like a real and complete man.
That's probably because you are not any kind of man, let a lone a real and complete one.

I'm almost 2 years on T, spend my time at the gym and have visible muscles and they still think I'm weaker than the average cis man ?? It's just so frustrating.
I don't know anything about you, but I would bet money I've earned that you are indeed weaker than the average cis man.
 
There are some that get so close. So close. Those men you are hitting on see you as a gay man who is pretending to be a woman, because you are a gay man who is pretending to be a woman.

Getting sex from a "straight" man is a common trope in gay porn. The very fact that you want sex from a straight man is another sign you are a gay man. Internalised transphobia? No. Internalised homophobia more like.
It's interesting how much they hate their own demographic, I get they're gaycels but still.
 
...do pooner-chasers even exist?
I think there might be some. I've seen some posts that reference them but to be honest it's difficult to tell if the "chasers" they're talking about are straight/bi guys going for easy lays from girls that haven't really done anything to their bodies yet or not. Some lesbians can be into butches so I see a lot more t4t relationships that are just lesbians being ugly together. Sometimes you'll see a pooner and a troon together and there are a surprising number of relationships where the other person just sticks around after a long term partner decides to go tranny. Talk about sunk cost fallacy there.
 
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A mtf admits to seeing a pooner as a women and knows what men actually see when it comes to him.
Tldr: Reality is breaking through to a tranny
It is very telling that he describes his moment of clarity as "comitting blasphemy". He knows he is in a cult held together with the filmsiest of faith. No one among them really believes "transwomen are women"; they pretend they do because admitting to the truth is too painful.
 
I don't know anything about you, but I would bet money I've earned that you are indeed weaker than the average cis man.

That one is especially funny, because the very fact that she hasn't been taught the harsh reality about her physical strength is proof that she is a woman and everyone around her sees her as a woman.

An actual man who went around boasting that he was as strong or stronger than every random dude he encountered would have someone take him up on the offer within a day or two, but she has been transitioning for two years and is still strutting around talking up her 'visible muscles' like a proud lil dood.

I guess this is the opposite-sex version of those huge hulking MtFs who brag that they are "accepted in female spaces" because they've never been confronted by a woman trapped in a bathroom with them.
 
Reality is breaking through to a tranny
It is very telling that he describes his moment of clarity as "comitting blasphemy".
There are some that get so close. So close. Those men you are hitting on see you as a gay man who is pretending to be a woman, because you are a gay man who is pretending to be a woman.
4'11 proto-pooner accidentally says a whole lot of honest stuff about how everyone else sees transmen:
"Internalized transphobia" == moments of clarity amid the insanity.
On some level they know what everybody knows.
Other times, "fake it till you make it" but for more delusion.

they just think a kinky fucker brought a dildo to work
Guy problems, am I right? ;)
 
4'11 proto-pooner accidentally says a whole lot of honest stuff about how everyone else sees transmen:

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The number one piece of advice I would give to pooners is: stop agonising over this stupid shit. If a guy’s short, sure, he might wish he was taller. But the term “short king” exists for a reason. You make it work, because there’s nothing you can do. People might laugh at a short guy, but they’ll laugh harder at an insecure guy.
...do pooner-chasers even exist? I don't think I've ever heard about them (bar @JimiHendrix and his ilk, but they're only fucking the ones who are still actively feminine), and I've been haunting this forum a while. Gay men don't like these women at all, and straight women just see them as other women, so they don't want them either. I guess maybe the occasional pozzed lesbian might consent to fucking one?

Trannies seem to get fetishized by closet-cases occasionally bc men are hornbags and some will fuck anything but I feel like that's not an issue pooners have, or at least it's not one they post about online if it happens.

I suspect the ol' t4t is gonna be this lady's only chance at troo(n) love, assuming she ever sorts out her personality and self-hatred issues enough to be bearable in general.
Maybe the guys who are into tomboys? But that would have to be pre-zippertits, frog voice and pube beard.
 
...do pooner-chasers even exist? I don't think I've ever heard about them (bar @JimiHendrix and his ilk, but they're only fucking the ones who are still actively feminine), and I've been haunting this forum a while. Gay men don't like these women at all, and straight women just see them as other women, so they don't want them either. I guess maybe the occasional pozzed lesbian might consent to fucking one?

Trannies seem to get fetishized by closet-cases occasionally bc men are hornbags and some will fuck anything but I feel like that's not an issue pooners have, or at least it's not one they post about online if it happens.

I suspect the ol' t4t is gonna be this lady's only chance at troo(n) love, assuming she ever sorts out her personality and self-hatred issues enough to be bearable in general.
You had it right, there are men desperate enough to fuck anything. Just look at my 600 pound life, those fat nasty cows have boyfriends and husbands. Besides, they just look like tomboys if they havent mutilated themselves with hormones and surgery yet
 
Is currently post-op and on Testosterone and think she passes at this point.
Li'l Pooner is deluding herself. The advantage Trannies have only works one way, because men have a physical advantage over women.
A Pooner trying to compete with the men wouldn't even make the team.

"If I was already better than cis men pre T why couldn't I compete"

First, X to doubt, but even if you grant her that, an Olympian tier trainee competing against Highschool schlubs is not the same as a fucking Pooner trying out for the men's Olympic team. Theres no way if they let her Poonerized self try out against the mens team she would not end up in the bottom 1%
Sorry Li'l Pooner, maybe you shouldn't have LARPed as a man and ruined your career before you ever had a chance. Let me fetch my tiny violin.
 
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The number one piece of advice I would give to pooners is: stop agonising over this stupid shit. If a guy’s short, sure, he might wish he was taller. But the term “short king” exists for a reason. You make it work, because there’s nothing you can do. People might laugh at a short guy, but they’ll laugh harder at an insecure guy.
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Thing is though, nobody laugh at them because they’re short men. Pooners are laughed at because they’re (usually short) women who pretend to be men
 
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"Fingers crossed that they just think a kinky fucker brought a dildo to work and tried to get rid of the evidence"
But that is exactly what happened, minus trying to get rid of the evidence.
Lmfao that's nearly as good as the Pooner who's packer (a Mr Limpy Large, as I recall, check 'em out) fell out in front of a Frat House.
Li'l Pooner in this case was disabled and had to rush home for her reaching wand, and by the time she got back the Mr Limpy (Large) was gone, and sounds of bemusement and disgusted hilarity were coming from the Frat Houses open window.
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Pooners losing their packers seems to be a common hazard, you think they'd make those things with a clip or a waist band to make sure they don't misplace them.
 
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