"ADF" / Philip Vincent Haskins-Delici / Isabel Rosa Araujo - The Original Troon Commie Cow

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UselessRubberKeyboard said:
Bless. Our Phil phinally made it and became a naughty boy! I’m so proud.

Reckon they’ll have a tard wrangler for him? No doubt he’ll be playing the disabled thing up.
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After reaching middle age, the derpy-eyed, retarded "Crime Minister" finally managed to commit a crime.
 
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UselessRubberKeyboard said:
My god, he finally managed to get arrested? Daft idiot will be preening about his medal-worthy adventures for *years*. Well done, Phil! Took you long enough. How many years has he been waving cans of mace around - ten? Such a wild child fat sperg.

Of course, it was a woman he attacked. Too scared to take on a bloke.
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He can't blame the dude for calling the cops, he forgot to say "don't call anyone!"
Yet again he is a pale imitation of the chad Chris, having to wear his tard armour and be led off on a lead by his wrangler. Chris on the other hand, had a bold, innovative look with no attempt at disguise, and chad strides away issuing orders to the guy he just maxed

Once again CwC has absolutely mogged him
 
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UselessRubberKeyboard said:
Bless. Our Phil phinally made it and became a naughty boy! I’m so proud.

Reckon they’ll have a tard wrangler for him? No doubt he’ll be playing the disabled thing up
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I hope they let him talk, and he tries to tell the judge about how he’s a brave woman of colour being unfairly prosecuted, despite visibly being a fat white man.
 
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The Man With No Name said:
On the bright side, forcing Phil to go to the court house means he's probably taking public transportation, which increases the chances of a Melanated American catching white boy slipping and Culturally Enriching him
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Now I have this mental image of Phil on a city bus in full tard ninja regalia including balaclava, sitting as close to the driver so that he can run to an adult if any dark skinned person says something mean to him, and giving the stink eye to anyone who gets on with skin darker than a mild tan.
 
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Drama Trauma said:
I wonder how ridiculous he looks now, I'm pretty sure he can't go in court with his "cosplay" on.
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The judge will tell him to take it off and he’ll sperg out.

He went to jail, right? Wouldn’t that mean he got a shower, whether he wanted one or not? As much as I pity the poor soul that would have to wash Phil’s dirty ass, I’m delighted to know he’s going to stink less
 
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