"ADF" / Philip Vincent Haskins-Delici / Isabel Rosa Araujo - The Original Troon Commie Cow

[Falcon Sebben]

It's a distinct possibility that Phil literally never uncovers his face at any time, at least since "The New Normal" -- even when he sleeps if there's no one else around.

Imagine how bad his skin would look in that case.

 

[break these cuffs]

Imagine how bad his skin would look in that case.

We've seen his feet after not taking his boots off.

 

[Falcon Sebben]

We've seen his feet after not taking his boots off.

That's why I'm worried.

Hell it could have fused to his skin at this point and have to be surgically removed making Taters even more horrifying to look at then he is now.

 

[Bassomatic]

That's why I'm worried.

Hell it could have fused to his skin at this point and have to be surgically removed making Taters even more horrifying to look at then he is now.

Makes me want him to see a few days in the clink even more.

Can you picture him being stripped down to skivvies and forceable hosed down in jail?

Id pay good money for that body cam photage.

 

[I raped a dog 2day]

Makes me want him to see a few days in the clink even more.

Can you picture him being stripped down to skivvies and forceable hosed down in jail?

Id pay good money for that body cam photage.

I’d pay money to avoid seeing his fat, unwashed, shit crusted ass

 

[gamer2014]

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Some entries before the hearing on the 14th.
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EDIT: It looks Affidavit/Declaration - Eligibility - ACP is for a court appointed attorney.

Nothing will come from Phil's Instagram threats.
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Will there be continuances like with OPL?

 

[Aunt Carol]

It's a distinct possibility that Phil literally never uncovers his face at any time, at least since "The New Normal" -- even when he sleeps if there's no one else around.

Eh, looking at the pictures, I am pretty sure he eats food.

 

[AnOminous]

It's a distinct possibility that Phil literally never uncovers his face at any time, at least since "The New Normal" -- even when he sleeps if there's no one else around.

There ain't no way to hide those tarding eyes.

That's the funniest thing about Phil. He's just retarded enough to look absolutely, utterly retarded to anyone who looks at him, including his fellow antifags. But yet, he's not so retarded that he doesn't realize everyone who looks at him recognizes a complete and utter retard. That's why he tries to hide his retardation with masks and other bullshit.

And now he realizes his retardation is so spectacular that even if he goes out in full tard gear, people don't just realize he's retarded, they realize he's actually PHIL.

And he gets ARRESTED because even in full tard gear, he's obviously PHIL!

 

[DespotCTM]

Makes me want him to see a few days in the clink even more.

Can you picture him being stripped down to skivvies and forceable hosed down in jail?

How long do they have to hose him till the water runs clear? How much soap to get those layers of grime, grease and cheese off?

 

[The Dude]

Imagine if Phil's face were covered in green moldy shit like his feet are. Then he'd really look like Shrek.

 

[Positron]

Makes me want him to see a few days in the clink even more.

Can you picture him being stripped down to skivvies and forceable hosed down in jail?

Id pay good money for that body cam photage.

I want other jail birds to see his teardrop tattoo and ask questions.

 

[Optimus Prime]

How long do they have to hose him till the water runs clear? How much soap to get those layers of grime, grease and cheese off?

Niagra Falls level

 

[Bill Evans 45]

How long do they have to hose him till the water runs clear? How much soap to get those layers of grime, grease and cheese off?

Have you seen Silkwood?

 

[REGENDarySumanai]

How long do they have to hose him till the water runs clear? How much soap to get those layers of grime, grease and cheese off?

You would need an industrial power washer.

 

[Falcon Sebben]

I’d pay money to avoid seeing his fat, unwashed, shit crusted ass

Same here but I'd love to see him get hosed down and forced to use soap for the first time in years. The pain as it stings his open sores, the skin sloughing off because he never takes off his boots, them taking a wire brush to scrape away the mold on his feet. Would be hilarious to see.

There ain't no way to hide those tarding eyes.

The amount of derp and utter retardation in them is frankly amazing to see. He started wearing the balaclava all the time when we made fun of his face. Then stopped speaking when we made fun of his snaggle teeth. Then started covering his eyes when we made fun of the derp. But even then you can STILL see the retardation coming off of him. It's literally his super power.

 

[Aunt Carol]

You would need an industrial power washer.

Or Dade Correctional hygiene, which is the southern version of Canadian healthcare.

 

[obliviousbeard]

Or Dade Correctional hygiene, which is the southern version of Canadian healthcare.

No need to boil the potato; he's soft as it is already

Spoiler: Get it?

He is fat

 

[KingQueen]

That's the funniest thing about Phil. He's just retarded enough to look absolutely, utterly retarded to anyone who looks at him, including his fellow antifags. But yet, he's not so retarded that he doesn't realize everyone who looks at him recognizes a complete and utter retard. That's why he tries to hide his retardation with masks and other bullshit.

We had a conversation going years ago in the ADF threads along these lines comparing him to Chris-chan; Chris's development seemed to stop at a childlike 10 year old, whereas Phil managed to reach more Junior High edgy 13 year old levels. Thinking of him as perpetually 13 explains so much of his behavior.


Also, cheers, everyone. Glad ADF finally did something after all this time. A true cow never stops giving.

 

[Cybertonia]

How long do they have to hose him till the water runs clear? How much soap to get those layers of grime, grease and cheese off?

So much that the EPA requires them to hold public hearings as to whether it's safe to release the used water back into the environment.

 

[Plum Smuggler]

Phil’s hearing is scheduled for Wednesday at 8:50 in JC4 court room.