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Seeing Phil on the receiving end of a blanket party would be a joyous thing to behold.
"ADF" / Philip Vincent Haskins-Delici / Isabel Rosa Araujo - The Original Troon Commie Cow
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Seeing Phil on the receiving end of a blanket party would be a joyous thing to behold.
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If they beat him with soap inna sock it's the closest that he's come to soap in the past few years. So win win all around.
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Usually you put the soap in a towel. You could get the towel wet and use the bar of soap to get the towel all lathered up first. It would have to get at least SOME of that grody, crusty filth off Phil's bloated corpse. I mean, it couldn't make him smell any worse...
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I think that was the first time Philthy has ever ran anywhere, honestly surprised he didn't trip over himself.
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That photo looks almost like cops arresting a (dumpy) police impersonator lol.
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That is the funniest thing to me, surefire way to spot the retard. Bonus points with ADF is that he is constantly covered in mall ninja gear, too fat to run, is so flexible they needed two handcuffs for him and is too special to even learn how to ride a bike. He also would totally get Camaro with 40% apr or wharever the predatory car sellers next to garrison will offer in yankland.
We joked using blank firing assist device instead of bar of soap. Basically yellow hunk of steel that you attach to the end of the barrell to split the wooden bullet part and direct the lower than normal gas pressure towards the piston. Too bad that it would probably break before denting Phil's thick skull.
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Him being so fat he has to have two pairs of handcuffs is still hilarious.
He’s also being arrested by a bicycling police officer, which is also hilarious.
I wonder where his bike daughter is these days?
He does indeed. Him and Toren even got into a tard fight about it when they were “dating” because Phil wanted to be handcuffed to a radiator, but Toren was too fat and drunk (RIP).
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To be fair, Phil made CLAIMS that he was into bondage and wasted a shit ton of both taxpayer funded TardBux and e-begged money on BDSM gear, but you also need to remember that any time Phil ever got into a sexual situation he couldn't handle it and had some kind of retard meltdown. The one time he nearly had real sex with that woman who wanted Phil to knock her up, Phil ended up freaking out and sobbing uncontrollably.
I think Phil has no actual interest in sex or anything related. Phil knows that adults typically have sex, and Phil desperately wants people to view him as a grown-up and not a bumblefuck retard with the brain of a child. So Phil would talk about how much he loves sex and BDSM and how he's totally a really real sex worker, because his Autistic brain got things scrambled up and took it all to the extreme, just like it always does with anything and everything that Phil decides is part of his "identity". But where the rubber meets the road, Phil ends up falling entirely short and you'll find him sobbing hysterically in the corner.
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No, but only because he vehemently hates cars for some reason. It was part of his bike obsession.
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Larson actually currently is in a rubber hotel, having been found at least temporarily incompetent to stand trial.
Even most of the other "black bloc" retards know you don't wear shit that specifically identifies you. Phil is still too dumb to grasp the concept you can be dressed head to toe in retard gear and still be completely identifiable by doing that.
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Had to look that up and I recognized it from what they used in the movie "Dog Soldiers" at the start when they were out on a training mission. Figured it was a way to fire blanks. Didn't know it's actual purpose though as I do know even blanks can kill if you're stupid enough or all the conditions are right.
Jon-Erik Hexum I believe his name was was a model / actor in the 80's on a TV show called "Cover Up" where spies posed as models as their cover and a way to infiltrate whatever. During a break in shooting he grabs a gun loaded with blanks off the table and says, "watch this". Then puts it to his head and pulls the trigger. He died as that was enough to push a piece of his skull into his brain.
Or more recently Brandon Lee was killed when a bit of wadding from a blank killed him on set of "The Crow".
But I think the layer of grease would just cause the bullet to slow down and not be lethal. Kinda like what happened to Harrison Ford in "Regarding Henry". He gets shot in the head with a 22. lives and comes out a better person for it.
It's because it's not just part of his identity but he needs to advertise it to everybody. This is why nobody takes him seriously.
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Does he still have the bike fixation, or did that get replaced with ANTIFA LARPing too?
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He gave up on the daughter bike after he claimed men can't ride bikes because testicles. Then after his fake ball chop he somehow never rode.
The story is pretty simple he's too fat and stupid to ride a bike, something some kids do during the toddler stage. (Dead ass my friends 3 year old is off training wheels).
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Wtf do these types of people even do on a day to day basis. They are NEETS how are they not homeless?
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Probably either live together in shitty rented apartments, have part time jobs during the night which would give them time to protest during the day, or are living off disability like ADF and were just fortunate to not be as useless as him.
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I bet some of them share apartments to cut costs, too. Man, to be a fly on the wall inside an apartment that houses a bunch of Antifa SUPER SOLDIERS...
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But I don't want to die choking on troon grease and stinkditch miasma!
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Some entries before the hearing on the 14th.
EDIT: It looks Affidavit/Declaration - Eligibility - ACP is for a court appointed attorney.
Nothing will come from Phil's Instagram threats.
EDIT: It looks Affidavit/Declaration - Eligibility - ACP is for a court appointed attorney.
Nothing will come from Phil's Instagram threats.
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It's a distinct possibility that Phil literally never uncovers his face at any time, at least since "The New Normal" -- even when he sleeps if there's no one else around.