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"ADF" / Philip Vincent Haskins-Delici / Isabel Rosa Araujo - The Original Troon Commie Cow
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"Antifa Leader"
Heavily armed
but loses knife fights to a potato.Heavily inked: with only the most retarded of tattoos that make people laugh in confusion, one of which is likely to get him killed in jail.
Carnivore: only if you count blocks of cheese as 'meat'.
Satanist: even these clowns who will take ANYONE who goes along with a 'hail satan' want absolutely nothing to do with Phil.
Top-tier facebook intro. Would read and laugh at again. A+
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While we're posting his current accounts. He's still claiming Puerto Rico although he's not doing the whole Latinx."Antifa Leader"
Heavily armed
Heavily inked: with only the most retarded of tattoos that make people laugh in confusion, one of which is likely to get him killed in jail.
Carnivore: only if you count blocks of cheese as 'meat'.
Satanist: even these clowns who will take ANYONE who goes along with a 'hail satan' want absolutely nothing to do with Phil.
Top-tier facebook intro. Would read and laugh at again. A+
Drama Trauma
kiwifarms.net
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Trantifa sound very regarded and why is Phil named himself Aspen? A Colorado mountain city to be known for rich people go to ski and relax?
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I've always laughed at people who bought Che merch and acted like they were part of the revolution or counter culture. Che would have ripped it off them and berated them for supporting capitalism.
What ethnicity is he trying to larp as this time?
Koba sounds vaguely Asian and lobos is Spanish but... what the fuck is "Vilya"? Is Taters just making noise now?
It's so edgelord that it's what I'd expect from a 13 year old trying to act tough online."Antifa Leader"
Heavily armed
Heavily inked: with only the most retarded of tattoos that make people laugh in confusion, one of which is likely to get him killed in jail.
Carnivore: only if you count blocks of cheese as 'meat'.
Satanist: even these clowns who will take ANYONE who goes along with a 'hail satan' want absolutely nothing to do with Phil.
Top-tier facebook intro. Would read and laugh at again. A+
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By “heavily armed,” does he mean “bingo wings?”
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"Koba" was an alternate alias of Stalin.
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update: will not be able to because they're holding their pride parade in july lmao. also it's raining.
apparently portland is SO pozzed that they had to make room for nigteenth instead of, you know, being proud of yourself, not caring who you are and when you hold your events. absolutely cucked.
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Phil is still lying to deny that white Italian heritage?
(he has been trying to pull that "Latinx" lie for years)
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Villalobos means "house of the wolf" in Spanish. The double L in Spanish makes a Y sound. Phil is just really fucking stupid.
Also: LOL Ass-Pain.
Also: LOL Ass-Pain.
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still desperate to be figged
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Someone made a cartoon of Phil.
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Well that makes sense from Taters at least. House of the wolf, in Spanish, would actually be "Casa del lobo". Villalobos would be poor Spanish as it's closer to "wolf town".
Not faggy enough sounding for Taters.
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Not the greatest thing EVAR but LOL Phil's derpy face was captured perfectly at the end there. Should have leaned into the 'Qu'ran fire-dance' joke first, though Phil zooming in out of nowhere instantly was cute too.
Also:
That scans. Phil was hit with the 'wolftown road' copypasta so many times it stuck in his 'tard brain!
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They did get the countdown correct. Phil counted down from five and sprayed at two. I’m sure it’s due to the fact that he is a retard and counting is hard.
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God damn late to the party but seeing our little Phil back to the front page is great. Even if/when he gets a slap on the wrist he will have bounced and squeaked so hard by this it'll become a big part of his personality.
Yeah I uhh did 6 months in Alcatraz I killed so many guards they let me go. Kiwi's used Photoshop AI to frame me, Andy Ngo got me banned from Antifa.. I didn't rat. (While I read all the updates I didn't really notice this come up a lot. Phil is a confirmed rat. We all knew about it. Cops used to buy him a soda and he'd sing where the blacks sold weed ) I'm sure he was offering up names the second the first cuff hit.
Id also like to point out spoiled rich white girl Martha Stewart took a year in Fed because she wouldn't sing. A multimillionaire from the richest town in the USA didnt rat. Phil did. A lady who shows you how to fold napkins is more hood nigga than you with your tear drop tat lmao.
With the whole assassination attempt thing proving potatoes can be a threat... I don't think Phil is out of the water for that especially his history the McCain picture. Tards have Teflon esp Philly, but if there was a worse time to make a Minecraft post irl it's now. From my understanding that will go fed not portlands loony toons judicial system.
With out being overly critical or side tracking, courts don't care if you're retarded. Phil maybe will dodge his biggest fear a group home and see a fed case. Because he knew he should not say that shit. Same with someone like Larson we should have them locked up in rubber hotels, yet we don't. If you have the slightest idea of right and wrong you do time. Phil knows better and has been sat dow by glowies before about this. mix of political climate lack of mental health care and his history I'm sure he can go free on attacking people with weapons but, threatening is a big no no.
He's also a slam dunk case. Can see him being a Martyr as the same judge who let him keep weapons sells him out to prove he's not bias or something.
Phil's been a very boring cow for a long time he's a Fat old man with a terrible diet and hygiene. He's probably like a house cat sleeping 20 hours a day then uses food stamps for his fancy cheeses and back to his hovel to shit himself eat and back to sleep.
In regards to his autismo playland another part that wasn't mentioned a ton. He wasn't even a big shot or the PC in it lmao. To me that's beyond hilarious. That's like a little kid saying fuck being a race car driver or space traveler I can't wait to be assistant manager at night for a Wendy's in suburbs.
My God how little imagination does one have? At least add in you have a weekly poker game with Capt Picard and a Brazilian version of Skeletor.
Well Phil you're again making yourself and Antifa look great again.
RIP Angelo you did nothing wrong.
Yeah I uhh did 6 months in Alcatraz I killed so many guards they let me go. Kiwi's used Photoshop AI to frame me, Andy Ngo got me banned from Antifa.. I didn't rat. (While I read all the updates I didn't really notice this come up a lot. Phil is a confirmed rat. We all knew about it. Cops used to buy him a soda and he'd sing where the blacks sold weed ) I'm sure he was offering up names the second the first cuff hit.
Id also like to point out spoiled rich white girl Martha Stewart took a year in Fed because she wouldn't sing. A multimillionaire from the richest town in the USA didnt rat. Phil did. A lady who shows you how to fold napkins is more hood nigga than you with your tear drop tat lmao.
With the whole assassination attempt thing proving potatoes can be a threat... I don't think Phil is out of the water for that especially his history the McCain picture. Tards have Teflon esp Philly, but if there was a worse time to make a Minecraft post irl it's now. From my understanding that will go fed not portlands loony toons judicial system.
With out being overly critical or side tracking, courts don't care if you're retarded. Phil maybe will dodge his biggest fear a group home and see a fed case. Because he knew he should not say that shit. Same with someone like Larson we should have them locked up in rubber hotels, yet we don't. If you have the slightest idea of right and wrong you do time. Phil knows better and has been sat dow by glowies before about this. mix of political climate lack of mental health care and his history I'm sure he can go free on attacking people with weapons but, threatening is a big no no.
He's also a slam dunk case. Can see him being a Martyr as the same judge who let him keep weapons sells him out to prove he's not bias or something.
Phil's been a very boring cow for a long time he's a Fat old man with a terrible diet and hygiene. He's probably like a house cat sleeping 20 hours a day then uses food stamps for his fancy cheeses and back to his hovel to shit himself eat and back to sleep.
In regards to his autismo playland another part that wasn't mentioned a ton. He wasn't even a big shot or the PC in it lmao. To me that's beyond hilarious. That's like a little kid saying fuck being a race car driver or space traveler I can't wait to be assistant manager at night for a Wendy's in suburbs.
My God how little imagination does one have? At least add in you have a weekly poker game with Capt Picard and a Brazilian version of Skeletor.
Well Phil you're again making yourself and Antifa look great again.
RIP Angelo you did nothing wrong.
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Phil has never moved that fast in his life, even for food. Other than that, great little animation.
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