Don't you silly-billies understand? Slave labor is totally A-OK and groovy when it's done in the name of Communism! Slavery is only bad when it's done in the name of Capitalism, Fascism, or Imperialism. So all those slaves being worked to death in Chinese sweat shops, yes even the children, are giving their lives for the most noble of causes: the Communist Utopia! They were probably filthy Capitalist pigs anyways, or even Fascists! Er...I mean, it's all CIA propaganda! There are no slaves being worked to death in Chinese sweat shops! Yeah, thats the ticket...