He's actually yelling "Have at ME!"
And we have Axis Powers Hetalia to thank for that, like seriously. It’s my understanding that he went from generic ‘08ama shitlib to hardcore commie larper because he thought the character China was cute.
Ironically, women's jail might be even worse.
His stench alone would get him in trouble. He shits himself regularly, so it's going to be bad.
In Portland half of the "women" might be men.
He got boring. Most of his activity now consists of waddling around at Antifa events and posting pictures of himself that he thinks look badass.
Assuming it isn't plead down to a complete nothingburger. He'll probably get more for the threat to the city council member (or whatever) because they can call up the DA and yell at them.
This would be a legit cause for concern for him if he were to do any kind of time. Not stinking is one of the more important jailhouse inmate rules after not thieving and not saying certain words.
Phil pathetically attempting to imitate Chris by getting himself arrested.
Better to jack on a pizza than to jack to a pizza.
