"ADF" / Philip Vincent Haskins-Delici / Isabel Rosa Araujo - The Original Troon Commie Cow

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Goofy Logic said:
I know there was the skepticism about his ball chop when I stopped reading his thread around 2015, but was there any contradictory information posted since then?
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Not sure if you were there, but a while after Phil claimed he got his man meat mangled and mutilated, he got fed up of people (us Kiwis) doubting he got the dick flip and tried to "prove" he got it done by taking photos of himself. In the photos he had his pants pulled down, but just to above the knees, his legs were together, and it was very clear he was merely tucking his junk between his legs. No signs of surgery, no scars, but there was what looked like it might have been a pin worm on his bloated pelvic bulge. Given this "proof" and the highly suspect photos of his post-op recovery in a hospital room that looked more like a Motel 6 room, I think it's very safe to say he lied about the whole fucking thing. Every piece of "evidence" Phil has submitted has been highly suspect and has only gone further towards showing he was lying.

I still think it would have been funnier if he actually HAD gotten the chop, because he built it up for so long, insisted that it was the one and only thing that would make his life complete, and had convinced himself that it would make his whole life better and would finally be a win against his "enemies" (us). And then nothing happened. His life is still shit, he's still a worthless bumblefuck mongoloid, still has no friends, and we are still laughing at him after all these years. Only if he had gotten it done, he would now be in horrible pain, would have to dilate several times per day so his gaping wound wouldn't close up, and he would be at risk of getting a horrible life threatening infection for the rest of his life. That would be way funnier than him lying about it. We're used to his transparent lies.
 
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The Dude said:
Not sure if you were there, but a while after Phil claimed he got his man meat mangled and mutilated, he got fed up of people (us Kiwis) doubting he got the dick flip and tried to "prove" he got it done by taking photos of himself. In the photos he had his pants pulled down, but just to above the knees, his legs were together, and it was very clear he was merely tucking his junk between his legs. No signs of surgery, no scars, but there was what looked like it might have been a pin worm on his bloated pelvic bulge. Given this "proof" and the highly suspect photos of his post-op recovery in a hospital room that looked more like a Motel 6 room, I think it's very safe to say he lied about the whole fucking thing. Every piece of "evidence" Phil has submitted has been highly suspect and has only gone further towards showing he was lying.

I still think it would have been funnier if he actually HAD gotten the chop, because he built it up for so long, insisted that it was the one and only thing that would make his life complete, and had convinced himself that it would make his whole life better and would finally be a win against his "enemies" (us). And then nothing happened. His life is still shit, he's still a worthless bumblefuck mongoloid, still has no friends, and we are still laughing at him after all these years. Only if he had gotten it done, he would now be in horrible pain, would have to dilate several times per day so his gaping wound wouldn't close up, and he would be at risk of getting a horrible life threatening infection for the rest of his life. That would be way funnier than him lying about it. We're used to his transparent lies.
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It's probably better that he didn't. I don't know what happens when you shove a peeled ginger root into an open wound but I'm sure it doesn't feel great.
 
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Just a stray thought: ADF has been a faggot communist Portlandian since the fucking Occupy, before antifa was even a thing in Burgerland. Lolcows heavily into any extremist ideology usually swap their religion/ideology like socks, or then they stick with the same thing for 20 years. I'm not sure if one is better than the other. But ADF truly is like a OG mammoth lolcow that my stone age ancestors used to hunt in the days of 789chan.
 
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glue eater said:
Just a stray thought: ADF has been a faggot communist Portlandian since the fucking Occupy, before antifa was even a thing in Burgerland. Lolcows heavily into any extremist ideology usually swap their religion/ideology like socks, or then they stick with the same thing for 20 years. I'm not sure if one is better than the other. But ADF truly is like a OG mammoth lolcow that my stone age ancestors used to hunt in the days of 789chan.
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Nah, Phil was shitting up Occupy Philly for ages (that was where his memeable photos came from) and then he made the long retarded trek to Portlandia.

That said, he was an Occupy faggot before he ever set foot on the west coast. The autism runs deep.
 
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a hapless toad said:
Nah, Phil was shitting up Occupy Philly for ages (that was where his memeable photos came from) and then he made the long retarded trek to Portlandia.

That said, he was an Occupy faggot before he ever set foot on the west coast. The autism runs deep.
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Oh yeah. The point was that he's been the same commie tard for like 16 years.
 
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REGENDarySumanai said:
Phil started as an a-log to Chris despite being as retarded as him. He's always been second rate to Chris.
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Phil has been weirdly jealous of Chris the whole time he’s known he’s existed.
It’s like he put them in competition against each other even though Chris never really thought about him once the trolls moved on from Jack Thaddeus.
 
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a hapless toad said:
Nah, Phil was shitting up Occupy Philly for ages (that was where his memeable photos came from) and then he made the long retarded trek to Portlandia.

That said, he was an Occupy faggot before he ever set foot on the west coast. The autism runs deep.
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He had to fuck off to Portland because he got himself too bad of a rep in Oakland.

His Oakland days was when he was most retarded.
 
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The Un-Clit said:
Also for those asking if Phil actually did ge the chop (or assuming he did) the answer is NO. Buried somewhere in the mists of time on this very thread are the nude snaps Phil took to 'own the farms' and prove he got the chop and was a TRUE and HONEST transwomyn, which were pathetic and obvious dick-tuck jobs. On at least 2 of them you could see Phil's sack peeping out, it was absolutely laughable.
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Not just that but he talked about his reason to get all those tats were to "reclaim his body" in part because of Daddy Rape Day but also because he was a true and honest woman and not a man.

Then after he supposedly got the chop he was still getting tats done. In other words his reason for getting them was bullshit.

Twrx said:
For those of you that haven't seen this

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Such a classic clip. The smirk he gives when he says he's a Maoist. Then gets rescued by Rainbow Jesus.
 
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Tragi-Chan said:
I reckon there are some actual Latinos in Antifa, and Phatty realised he couldn’t fake it convincingly enough. There was at least one incident on social media a few years back where an actual Latina complained that he was “white-passing.”
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He is Italian, that's white-passing.
 
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Vect said:
They're a bit fucked if there isn't much fash to bash.
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they can just bash each other tbh since they act like fascists. leftist infighting is rather common after all.
 

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