Megathread Trannies posting their L's Online - Heckin valid people posting their funny misfortunes on the internet

[Hepativore]

Lmfao that's nearly as good as the Pooner who's packer (a Mr Limpy Large, as I recall, check 'em out) fell out in front of a Frat House.
Li'l Pooner in this case was disabled and had to rush home for her reaching wand, and by the time she got back the Mr Limpy (Large) was gone, and sounds of bemusement and disgusted hilarity were coming from the Frat Houses open window.

Pooners losing their packers seems to be a common hazard, you think they'd make those things with a clip or a waist band to make sure they don't misplace them.

A packer on a wallet chain? King Missile did have that song, Detachable Penis, after all. If they really wanted to get creative, they could sew an insert into the crotch region of their underwear to give the outline of a "bulge".

 

[Daphne Conner Moon]

...do pooner-chasers even exist? I don't think I've ever heard about them (bar @JimiHendrix and his ilk, but they're only fucking the ones who are still actively feminine), and I've been haunting this forum a while. Gay men don't like these women at all, and straight women just see them as other women, so they don't want them either. I guess maybe the occasional pozzed lesbian might consent to fucking one?

Trannies seem to get fetishized by closet-cases occasionally bc men are hornbags and some will fuck anything but I feel like that's not an issue pooners have, or at least it's not one they post about online if it happens.

I suspect the ol' t4t is gonna be this lady's only chance at troo(n) love, assuming she ever sorts out her personality and self-hatred issues enough to be bearable in general.

Yeah, the only thing I've seen close to a pooner-chaser documented on the farms are straight dudes who go on grinder looking for ftm as a sort of dumpster dive for easy sex. This generation's version of the oldschool going to a bar and picking up a 1 or a 2 as a stump buster.

 

[AyJay]

 

[glioblastoma multiforme]

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She is planning to change absolutely nothing about her situation in 6 years, despite needing the healthcare that will expire then.

She's got a bunch of excuses and not a single reason. I hope being on mood stabilisers precludes her from being prescribed HRT, they're some serious shit, but it sounds like she's not expecting it to.

Do troons tend to have a more external locus of control than most people, or is it just more noticeable because they're all so vocal about needing excuses to sit around being pathetic?

 

[Tragi-Chan]

Pooners losing their packers seems to be a common hazard, you think they'd make those things with a clip or a waist band to make sure they don't misplace them.

Or just don’t bother. A tiny lil dood with a Gayden Glare and a giant rubber sausage in her pants is never going to be taken seriously anyway.

 

[Hassou Tobi]

Li'l Pooner is deluding herself. The advantage Trannies have only works one way, because men have a physical advantage over women.
A Pooner trying to compete with the men wouldn't even make the team.

"If I was already better than cis men pre T why couldn't I compete"

First, X to doubt, but even if you grant her that, an Olympian tier trainee competing against Highschool schlubs is not the same as a fucking Pooner trying out for the men's Olympic team. Theres no way if they let her Poonerized self try out against the mens team she would not end up in the bottom 1%
Sorry Li'l Pooner, maybe you shouldn't have LARPed as a man and ruined your career before you ever had a chance. Let me fetch my tiny violin.

They had a pooner vs troon hockey match and a giant hon barely brushed up against a pooner and she collapsed and they had to call a medic.

https://kiwifarms.st/threads/trannies-posting-their-ls-online.149396/post-17255196

 

[PigFarm]

That one is especially funny, because the very fact that she hasn't been taught the harsh reality about her physical strength is proof that she is a woman and everyone around her sees her as a woman.

An actual man who went around boasting that he was as strong or stronger than every random dude he encountered would have someone take him up on the offer within a day or two, but she has been transitioning for two years and is still strutting around talking up her 'visible muscles' like a proud lil dood.

I guess this is the opposite-sex version of those huge hulking MtFs who brag that they are "accepted in female spaces" because they've never been confronted by a woman trapped in a bathroom with them.

It also shows she's never had a physical job, or really been in many positions where she had to do something physical next to a real man.

I've known some buff chicks who worked construction. I'm talking alcohol free, gym every morning before heading to work to haul 2x4s around the yard chicks and they still struggled with things their 3x older, chain smoking hungover male coworker could do.

But this lil poon has visible muscles, guys! Let's go to the gym and find out!

 

[Procrastinhater]

They had a pooner vs troon hockey match and a giant hon barely brushed up against a pooner and she collapsed and they had to call a medic.

https://kiwifarms.st/threads/trannies-posting-their-ls-online.149396/post-17255196

That looked like she took a dive lol.
Alice barely touched her.
Ice Hockey is rough, it's not the sort of thing you should have Li'l Pooners playing against hulking rapehons.
If she didn't take a dive on purpose it just shows he fragile they are.
Imagine if she'd been full on bodychecked into the barrier

 

[highly regarded 420]

A packer on a wallet chain? King Missile did have that song, Detachable Penis, after all. If they really wanted to get creative, they could sew an insert into the crotch region of their underwear to give the outline of a "bulge".

Yes but if you remember that detachable penis went missing so they'll need to air tag the package lest it be swept up in the night by Peener Pan

 

[Geraldine]

I sense liability issues.
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I just filled out a pre surgical medical form. They asked for “sex” and said “please put your assigned sex at birth”. There were no other options.

I am a woman. I have a vagina. My birth certificate says I’m female. In most cases, my assigned sex at birth is not at all relevant to the issue, which in this case is “breast augmentation”.

So I did the only reasonable thing. I put “female”. Fuck their stupid form. I’ll be goddamned if I’m putting down that I’m “male” on a medical form ever again.

 

[PigFarm]

I sense liability issues.
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Bet this dudes ribcage is wide as a semi truck.

 

[Procrastinhater]

I sense liability issues.
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Your dickskin coompit is not a vagina, it's a bacteria filled cavity made from a flayed ballsack.
These are not the same.
There's very good medical reasons that they need to know the real sex of a person undergoing surgery.
The Anesthesia dose for men is going to be different than for a woman, for example, and that's just one thing.
This fucking freak will jump straight to complaining and suing though if he has some complication during the procedure to stuff silicone bags into his bizarre cone shaped HRT growths.
Fucking Troons.

 

[Geraldine]

This fucking freak will jump straight to complaining and suing ...

But if he lied on the form and this is what caused the problem, he has no case.
And this is why that question is on the form.

 

[rusty shackleford 1]

Paranoid ramblings always give me a good laugh, but, isn't this exactly what they wanted? "Respect my pronouns!"... It's like never ending circle of do what I want, then how dare you do what I want.

It’s not about acceptance ultimately, but control and maintaining victimhood. They don’t want normalcy, they want constant problems and drama to grift off of and complain about. I guess it’s pretty addicting once you get a taste of that kind of power, to command people to jump and bend to your will. People deranged enough to troon out aren’t mentally stable enough to blend in and accept normalcy, they’re gonna keep playing that victim card every chance they get.

This guy chimes in to say it's normal to feel that way about pooners because their surgery offerings suck. I'll never get over how little these men care about their female counterparts.
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lol gay man trashes fake rotdog surgery because gay men like dick, thinks he’s saying something profound. He’s only this confident because he can’t relate to straight men loving true n honest China, no straight man is going for a stinky rot pocket.

 

[TismFarmer]

Why would a blind person be so invested in the way they look that they get FFS?

The surgeon saw him coming. This was one where he really could get away with just putting him to sleep and punching him a few times...

 

[PigFarm]

I stopped browsing/ftm awhile ago because it was all young abused girls who hated puberty. But I'm noticing a lot of that in /mtf now too. The general age of the people posting seems to be getting lower

Anyway, here's a few that made me laugh today

 

[LongDayAgain]

What, in your view as a Farmer, should doctors and therapists do for people suffering from genuine gender dysphoria (not AGPs)?

 

[PigFarm]

What, in your view as a Farmer, should doctors and therapists do for people suffering from genuine gender dysphoria (not AGPs)?

Treat them the same way they do with any other body dysmorphia.

We don't tell anorexics that their weight loss is so brave. It's still generally frowned upon (for now) to cut off the limbs of someone who thinks they should have been born with one leg.

 

[Tragi-Chan]

What, in your view as a Farmer, should doctors and therapists do for people suffering from genuine gender dysphoria (not AGPs)?

Work with them to come to terms with the fact that they can never be the opposite sex. It’s cruel to pretend that they can change sex and crueller still to mutilate their bodies in pursuit of an impossible goal.

 

[LongDayAgain]

Work with them to come to terms with the fact that they can never be the opposite sex

Agreed. I'd love to be 6'0", but I just have to face the reality that it'll never happen. I don't see why we should pretend with genuinely trans people.