Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

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What would the outcome of the harassment restraining order be?

  • A WIN for the Toe against Patrick Melton.

    Votes: 63 17.7%
  • A WIN for the Toe against Nicholas Rekieta.

    Votes: 4 1.1%
  • A MAJOR WIN for the Toe, it's upheld against both of them.

    Votes: 93 26.2%
  • Huge L, felted, cooked etc, it gets thrown out.

    Votes: 58 16.3%
  • A win for the lawyers (and Kiwi Farms) because it gets postponed again.

    Votes: 137 38.6%

  • Total voters
    355
But wait! hasn't he been in Nicks yt chat before though?
Many, many times back in the day. I don't recall him showing up in chat once the Hedonism arc got going, but he was there fairly regularly for a while, and definitely would have witnessed Nick getting repeatedly shitfaced while giving the toastmaster treatment to lonely retards.
 
Guys, don’t worry! Bob and Celeste got this!

They even have a very potent example of their willingness to do WHATEVER it takes for the kids.

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Thousands of dollars guys! But no sacrifice is too great, that’s just how Bob and Celeste are!
 
"I don't consent to search warrant but don't resist to search warrant"
WTF is he talking about ? LOL The cops and courts don't give a shit rekieta they're going to search your house if you like it or not once they have the search warrant in hand.
Because if they throw out the search warrant but you consented, you're still fucked.
Legal theory? So he’s definitely fighting it. No plea deal for Nick. This omnibus hearing is going to be pure kino.
It's probably going to be pretty boring in and of itself, other than Nick's antics and possibly the Barneswalker's, too, and I'd guess he'd lose. I don't see anything wrong with the warrant on its face, but possibly they fucked up executing it, went outside of its scope, mixed up a sample, or even in theory actually planted the dope.

I'm assuming this won't happen because lmao Nick, but until the court or we see the actual footage, we don't actually know.

I'm also assuming a plea offer gets made on or right before or after the hearing. How good it is may depend on how well it goes for Nick. If he manages knock out all or some of the evidence things get immediately better for him. If all this stuff gets in and he has nothing but outlandish conspiracy theories and Vlad the Implier dissimulation, he's hosed.
 
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I'm also assuming a plea offer gets made on or right before or after the hearing. How good it is may depend on how well it goes for Nick. If he manages knock out all or some of the evidence things get immediately better for him. If all this stuff gets in and he has nothing but outlandish conspiracy theories and Vlad the Implier dissimulation, he's hosed.
Right, but some people here should really temper their expectations about him getting thrown under the jail for 1000 years. The US justice system is schizophrenic as fuck, and Nick has enough money to play the game.
 
so I now understand Nick's theory of the case

Nick's theory of the case is that Aaron Imholte planted the cocaine and called the cops

This is retarded, but its extra retarded because Aaron didn't call the cops and 2, that shit was obviously constructively possessed just from the probable cause alone.
 
Rekieta kids are screwed no matter who they end up with.
Wdym, @Fapcop's gonna make a great dad when he gets Kayla and the kids in the divorce. As an officer of the law he'll do a much better job of identifying drugs and their paraphernalia, and through his frequest, expert dicking of their mom she'll stop needing to abuse pills, you'll see.
 
Right, but some people here should really temper their expectations about him getting thrown under the jail for 1000 years. The US justice system is schizophrenic as fuck, and Nick has enough money to play the game.
I wouldn't be that shocked if he goes through the entire trial, is a complete jackass at every decision point, loses on all charges, gets the max sentence, and it's somehow still suspended.
 
Dawg this is the most 'wealthy White people' shit I've ever seen.
Legit, I know this story ten times over. Rich kid fucks up, parents are total enablers, lots of pills and blow. Now that's White people shit.
I'm surprised he hasn't killed anyone and used the Affluenza defense. But I'll say I'm impressed that Nick didn't end up a cokehead in his early life, I gotten give Celeste credit she managed to have a coke free teen, the booze on the other hand....
 
Wait, so when Gran and Grandpa are in town, the kids just stay at their house for a whole week, and the parents just do whatever
This is an obvious tell that they know their son is a shitty parent. Most grandparents wait for their offspring to ask first. These enablers just go and take them.
Celeste credit she managed to have a coke free teen,
It's actually sort of hilarious how autistic and awful Nick must be to have these parents and still not have anyone hang with him.

He'd be the exact type to get all the cool shit and people hang with him just for that. Instead he had to resort to being a cheerleader to get laid.
 
It's actually sort of hilarious how autistic and awful Nick must be to have these parents and still not have anyone hang with him.

He'd be the exact type to get all the cool shit and people hang with him just for that. Instead he had to resort to being a cheerleader to get laid.
According to him he's cool the black kids in South side of Houston who's serving a life sentence to this day, heartfelt.

I mean you anyone would want to be friends with nick when he does that smug ass face, I wouldn't be surprised the chip from his wedding photos was due to him getting punch for being a insufferable smartass.
 
Right, but some people here should really temper their expectations about him getting thrown under the jail for 1000 years. The US justice system is schizophrenic as fuck, and Nick has enough money to play the game.
Frankly, I think the majority of people in this thread have done a pretty commendable job tempering their expectations. The general consensus established early on was that this is probably ending in a suspended sentence with probation.

That's why if Balldo gets probation, he's not really not gonna be able to claim a W over the evil Karen Farms. And if he tries, we can laugh. That's an L by any reasonable measure, and it's the L most people expected.

There's maybe an outside chance they'll put the screws to him because he's such an asshole, but it's called an outside chance for a reason. It's Minnesota, and he's still a first-time offender.

A good lesson to draw up on here is Ralph and his revenge porn case. A lot of people thought that we wouldn't be hearing from the ragepig for a while. Instead, he walked out the courtroom with a suspended sentence and crowing about "God's plan."

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This one got to me. Nick's Father, who is probably scared to death that his son will go to jail or prison, will say anything to stop that. I can't blame him, Nick's his son and I imagine that his Dad loves him unconditionally.

Then I think of Nick, who rather than admit to having a problem with drugs would instead have his own elderly father answer questions in front of court after getting an earful about this ridiculous conspiracy theory of his. The pain and suffering of the guy who has entitled this fag with a trust fund is worth cool guy fake lawyer points and the ability to prance around in his weird cuckold fantasies. I imagine Nick knows that he'll choose to believe just about anything than the nightmare of the reality that guy is living in. I think about if I somehow ended up in a situation remotely close to what Nick is in and if my Father had to go and speak in court on my behalf and it gets me right in the pit of my stomach. Absolutely vile.
 
I've been following this thread pretty closely , especially since Cokieta became a thing.
However, I can't recall Celeste being a witness or referenced in any documents or court papers. Bob was there the day after the bust, but I remember posting that it was of note that Celeste didn't appear in court.

I haven't read MNPublic's latest, but does anyone else think it's possible Bob is running interference for Nick (maybe with Ty's help), and Mommy Warbucks has no clue what's going on?

It just seems odd to me that Celeste hasn't been more involved.
 
I'm surprised he hasn't killed anyone and used the Affluenza defense. But I'll say I'm impressed that Nick didn't end up a cokehead in his early life, I gotten give Celeste credit she managed to have a coke free teen, the booze on the other hand....
He's just too much of a dislikeable faggot and coward to have bought coke himself or gotten into coke via friends because he didn't have any friends. Everyone left him in his underwear goblin dorm lair so they could party without having to endure his comedy stylings or retarded political diatribes.
 
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