Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[Vibralldo]

This petition was ill-advised.
The future will be televised.
Viewers want you sterilized.
The future will be monetized.

Here you go
@Null got an outro song for you

Spoiler: Lyrics

Sitting on his balldo throne
Nick's kids left him all alone
He thought he was a king
But he was really just non-practicing

This petition was ill-advised.
The future will be televised.
Viewers want you sterilized.
The future will be monetized.

Streaming trials cash was earned
But now that the tables have turned
He wants to have the hearing suppressed
Because it's him under arrest
His life is so damn sad
With his enabling dad
And his wife is with him still
Watching star trek while on pills

This petition was ill-advised.
The future will be televised.
Viewers want you sterilized.
The future will be monetized.

Why does he refuse to share
What was in his daughter's hair
Refusing to drug test
Banging his new house guest
Nick thinks he's super cool
Driving kids drunk to school
His children he did not feed
Now all he can do is cope and sneed

This petition was ill-advised.
The future will be televised.
Viewers want you sterilized.
The future will be monetized.

Face the wall, Nick
Face the wall
Face the wall Nick
Face the wall
Face the wall Nick
Face the wall
Face the wall Nick
Face the wall

 

[Pagan Min]

Hey, Nick! We all know you read your thread. It's been entertaining enough having you seethe about things, but here's an idea for you, bubba... Why don't you make an account here and educate us all about what we've gotten wrong?

C'mon, dipshit... It's super easy to do! Even I was able to do it, and as you've noticed by my typing screeds, I'm basically barely a mongoloid! So a SOOOOOPER-genius like yourself should have NO problem doing it!

So, c'mon, Nick -- show all of us Kiwis how it's done! Educate us! I promise you that everyone'll clap afterwards!

 

[Lidl Drip]

Just cut the camera while the kids are on the stand. Easy solution.

Not a single person believes cokehead Rekieta cares about the safety of his kids. He let DREXEL the groomer babysit his kids, he let random strange men (Amhole) sleep in his house with his kids and watch them unsupervised while Nick was coked out in his bedroom. He drove drunk with his kids. He drove a sportscar on an icy road and crashed it with his kids. He left firearms and hard drugs in the reach of his kids. He let his kids go hungry, dirty and neglected. But now suddenly everything is "muh keeds". Oh fuck off. It's so transparent.

 

[PetiteFeet]

Absolutely breaded behaviour, Rackets.

 

[themarchivist2]

I propose that if this goes through, we put together a sketch team from the area to storyboard and transcribe the whole thing

 

[Gobermental Supervisor]

Hey, Nick! We all know you read your thread. It's been entertaining enough having you seethe about things, but here's an idea for you, bubba... Why don't you make an account here and educate us all about what we've gotten wrong?

C'mon, dipshit... It's super easy to do! Even I was able to do it, and as you've noticed by my typing screeds, I'm basically barely a mongoloid! So a SOOOOOPER-genius like yourself should have NO problem doing it!

So, c'mon, Nick -- show all of us Kiwis how it's done! Educate us! I promise you that everyone'll clap afterwards!

Do not worry, he will do a stream to celebrate his huge W and explain how he did not actually admit to drug use in his previous stream and that things he says cannot be taken at face value.

 

[Sharpeteer]

 

[AltisticRight]

This forum has nearly 116k members, statistically a few would be fucked in the head and have done fucked up things.
Balldo's LOCALS has only how many, like 5000 members at its height hence the 5k LOCALS gift? And there's --still-life-- threatening mass shootings, rape, and bombing federal buildings. Nothing was done about that retard.
At his height, he had over 100k live viewers, statistically a few would be fucked too.

This is irrelevant and a futile attempt at emotional manipulation. It's so pointless. I hope they see straight through this.
Section 230 also exists.

 

[Lord Denning]

I don't know anything about Minnesota law, but from doing a quick review of the General Rules of Practice cited by Rekieta, it would seem that recording the proceedings would be allowed, but the feed would have to be cut IF one of Rekieta's children was put on the witness stand. That doesn't seem like a very strong argument for not allowing the proceedings to be recorded at all, but maybe I'm coping cause I really don't want to have to travel to Kandiyohi county to watch.

 

[Gobermental Supervisor]

I don't know anything about Minnesota law, but from doing a quick review of the General Rules of Practice cited by Rekieta, it would seem that recording the proceedings would be allowed, but the feed would have to be cut IF one of Rekieta's children was put on the witness stand. That doesn't seem like a very strong argument for not allowing the proceedings to be recorded at all, but maybe I'm coping cause I really don't want to have to travel to Kandiyohi county to watch.

No, you are right.

Nothing says a stream or recording cannot be stopped for children testimony or the public even excluded entirely during their testimony.

 

[Catgirl Tyranid]

Why does the pedos email have [phish alert] is this just a email protection thing?

This is normal. Phishing was such a huge issue that EVERY e-mail even remotely suspicious gets this flag at the top so boomer office workers to send someone an excel file of credit card numbers.

 

[Third World Aristocrat]

Nick is very passionate about the transparency of the courts.

 

[DHugo]

@Null its @Qriist

Did he say it? How was his account found so fast?

 

[Pagan Min]

I don't know anything about Minnesota law, but from doing a quick review of the General Rules of Practice cited by Rekieta, it would seem that recording the proceedings would be allowed, but the feed would have to be cut IF one of Rekieta's children was put on the witness stand. That doesn't seem like a very strong argument for not allowing the proceedings to be recorded at all, but maybe I'm coping cause I really don't want to have to travel to Kandiyohi county to watch.

Why, that would imply that Rackets either misread/misinterpreted those rules or is misrepresenting them to the court! Our rickety-Rackets is a gud boi! He'd NEVER do anything so disingenuous! And as for the misreading of them? He's got a 580 IQ!!! Hell, Wakanda's got NOTHIN' on him!

 

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I absolutely believe that if defendants want closed trials outside of public figures or morally outrageous cases they should be allowed to receive them. I genuinely believe Nick Rekieta should have a closed off and non public trial if he wants one.


But he will never be able to claim to support a public and open justice system ever again. He claimed he wanted cameras and microphones in every courtroom when it suited him, now all of a sudden circumstances along with his beliefs on the matter have changed. No matter how you slice it, Nick is an extreme hypocrite.

 

[That Other Dude's Persona]

Did he say it? How was his account found so fast?

https://kiwifarms.st/threads/qriist-autism-thread.61525/page-4#post-5561415

 

[Catgirl Tyranid]

Nick is going to take this whole shebang to trial forcing his kids to testify.

Prosecutor: "And this.. Aaron guy. Tell me about him."

Child A: "Oh. Uh. He was nice? He made us sphaghettios a couple times. We were hungry. Dad says he violated the bylaws of the Quover or something and that we should call him a meany poo poo head. But... he fed us."

 

[Preacher ✝]

Edit: 900 is a city block. I'm a retard.

Nah its the cities that are retarded.

How was his account found so fast?

Do you know where you are?

 

[Evil Peter Griffin]

He's willing to stream himself talking about a baldo but not his own trail. Hypocrite.

 

[Chirping Smoke Detector]

Nick weighs in.

Update:

So Nick's new tactic is calling people pedos, or I guess "pedo-y".