DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

[Crooked 16th]

I stopped watching the Kino Casino a while ago because I just don't have time but it is very funny seeing everyone pissed at PPP and Warski directing their fanbase to support DSP. I remember Null talking about how retarded and deranged DSP detractors are on past streams, (like WingsOfRedemption haters) so I'm all for these displays of seethe.

 

[Balr0g]

He clipped this part of his bottom bitch podcast

Well in a way it's true. His main channel views have been slowly rising again after falling below 500k views a month. But man one day with 4k and he thinks he is hot shit again? Jesus Phil calm it down

 

[Freedom Fighter]

Sorry if already asked etc
But is Phil actually still running obs with his old mini-pc instead of the new one ?
I've been wondering since everytime he streams his desktop there are no stream related software opened... So he's still using mini pc ? For real ???

Oh my god, lookit this fuckin mouth drooler...
This is a fucking GAMING PC you morahn. Not a STREAMING PC. It doesnt have enough prahsesser power do stream, record, and play in FULL SIXTY FRAMES. Everybody know STREAMING uses 100 percent of your prahsesser.
Fucking people doodt. You know I used to BUILD PCS FOR LAN TORNAMINTS, right? Now guys, just wanna remind you that there's only about two hours left in the stream and we're not even at the $50 goal.

 

[BPD Gunt Rider]

Phil's views only increased because he's cutting drama segments. The rest is the same. Get the hint hint, Phil.

 

[TheGreatWhiteNorth]

While skipping through yesterday's late stream, I noticed how utterly shit his current PC/streaming setup is. He has a very decent PC, but:

• he uses a TV as a monitor
• he plays First Person Shooters with a controller
• he uses a keyboard in conjunction with a controller so he can use hotkeys
• the TV is on his right side, but the keyboard is on his left, so he has to turn his whole body and look away from the TV to use the keyboard

All of the points above captured in a short example clip:

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This is so peak boomer console peasant. Imagine calling this man your KING.

Not to mention fuckhead is blind, and can't see enemies that literally walk up to him and smack him. Snort Burnell summed it up:

 

[Telemeter]

Phil still streams from the 3K lemon running Windows 8.1. Despite getting "donated" a brand new computer, which is more than capable to stream from, Phil still plans to steal his roommate's wife's PC from her office to use as a streaming PC.

Meanwhile the mini pc is more than enough to encode a stream.

 

[shekelshoah666]

So apparently, Dave lied about having his chair donated back when he got it, such a silly lie thing to lie about, especially when you consider that it was helping his bad back, it would be the first thing I actually invest in if I was him and the fact that he even says that it's weird that he didn't do it earlier does make me question if his back issues are even real.
I know the meme about the Seattle air and how it miraculously cured his bad back but I thought it was nothing more than a "rainy day fund" moment but now I find myself in doubt.

https://twitter.com/JGAnno24/status/1823549883120263472

Seattle air isn't a meme he 100% believes it cured his back that was totally hurt I think 4 different ways with how the story has changed over the years.

I tend to believe now that anything he gets "donated" and uses he bought himself and if he doesn't use it (stream deck) it was legit fan donated.

 

[Cucktry Roads]

Fro anyone who didn't see, Omegon made a video today about phils post casino begging. I think it's safe the assume the floodgates are about to open on other youtubers a drama merchants going after Phil too.

 

[Balr0g]

Well he wanted all the attention. Now enjoy it

 

[Keith the Horse Fucker]

Comparisons to Chris Chan always disrupt piggy

 

[Squatty Potty]

Phil's unpatched Windows 8.1 PC is a ticking time bomb. If you haven't noticed the banner at the top of the site:

PSA: All Windows users should immediately update their computers. An exploit rated 9.8/10 (CVE-2024-38063) compromises all devices running Windows with an IPv6 address.

But you might be thinking, does that PC even have IPv6 enabled? Yes, yes it does, and there's evidence of it. Do you remember when Phil showed off his router pages to prove he was being fucked with by Comcast?



As you can see the 'OfficePC' which is the lemon PC, has IPv6 enabled. He got a new router modem combo, but from my experience, those almost always have IPv6 enabled by default.

 

[Johnny Doxville]

Phil's unpatched Windows 8.1 PC is a ticking time bomb. If you haven't noticed the banner at the top of the site:

But you might be thinking, does that PC even have IPv6 enabled? Yes, yes it does, and there's evidence of it. Do you remember when Phil showed off his router pages to prove he was being fucked with by Comcast?

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As you can see the 'OfficePC' which is the lemon PC, has IPv6 enabled. He got a new router modem combo, but from my experience, those almost always have IPv6 enabled by default.

Yeah I've been thinking this for a while (99.9% chance I've posted saying the leak of updates mean that thing is wide open) I'd rather no gay ops go down honestly, despite it literally being Phil's fault the crying victim will be even more unbearable than before

 

[Corpun]

I wrote most of these notes based on a Hate Army video but 90% of what I put down but I couldn't contain myself even though it's his usual bullshit/pignosis/lies.

Timestamp 1750 in case it doesn't work.

-Whines about people only knowing him through detractors and makes a absurd claim people think he only plays games on a shitty webcam pointed at a screen. Lists off the usual diatribe about his shitty podcast, react streams, and the fact he streams games now, depsite the fact he's been doing that for years now. Everyone knows you streams games you dunce.

-Jerks himself off over getting 6 characters to MR in SF6 like that is an accomplishment. It's a literal process of grinding literally anyone can do, and he himself has admitted that MR is really no big deal in the past. Claims to have not cheesed in Elden Ring (We know that is bullshit) and is still jerking himself off over taking 6 hours to kill Radahn and going through several builds to finally do it.

-He is so attention starved he is believing every single LARPer and KC tourist mock praise he is getting in comments now, is genuinely convinced he will now be hitting the algorithm and going viral to the spot he deserves of #1 on YouTube. Goes into some of his history about disabling comments on his videos and how he got taken out of the algorotim for false copyright strikes and lies about both.

a) Says he disabled comments due to racists and doxing information of his fans in videos, whent eh truth is his narc ego couldn't handle being felted and all the comments calling him out for being such a fucking retard that ended up in TIHYDP exists. So here he only tells a partial truth blaming TIHYDP for inciting toxicity in his comment section but compoletely lies about the content of said comments.

b) Again blaming the trolls for him deleting his own videos. No one told him to take down 10k videos that had some fans art and he was the one who dared that fan to file claims on the art in the first place.

-Claims he never accepted donations before the adpocalypse. There are literal videos he uploaded out there from when he got laid off from Helicopter Company where he plugs his paypal asking for support way before he ever streamed.

-Usual cope about how he has a healthy and fulfilling life and how the detractors are all mentally ill circus freaks who are having the limelight turned on them. Claims that we go out of our way to harass people from the past. The only thing I can think of is Jaha and similar FGC people being asked about Phil and they are all too happy to talk about what a weirdo Phil was back then at best.

-Specifically calls us 'life-losers' which I can only ascertain is the ginbrain forgetting that we are all no-life losers.


Also I find it hilarious how obsessed he is with RGB crap no one on stream will see. Guy is a literal child when it comes to any gimmick on the planet, but I gotta hand it to him I'm glad to see his setup is still so scuffed he is using literal TV trays to put shit on still.

 

[Iron Father]

While skipping through yesterday's late stream, I noticed how utterly shit his current PC/streaming setup is. He has a very decent PC, but:

• he uses a TV as a monitor
• he plays First Person Shooters with a controller
• he uses a keyboard in conjunction with a controller so he can use hotkeys
• the TV is on his right side, but the keyboard is on his left, so he has to turn his whole body and look away from the TV to use the keyboard

All of the points above captured in a short example clip:

View attachment 6310131


This is so peak boomer console peasant. Imagine calling this man your KING.

If he gave any amount of a fuck about his "career" he would've reinvested the Kino Casino donos into rearranging and streamlining his workspace. He's so bummy.

 

[DarkFuhDillz]

I just saw a gold fish beat the final Elden ring dlc boss. Phil is now of the accomplishments of goldfish. If somebody brought that up to him he’d probably lose his shit since it’s such a huge feather on his cowboy hat

 

[Iron Father]

Eh. that's inconclusive. He probably did buy it himself, but "I got it off amazon." still works in both situations. Also, coming from a narc like him, it's not like he remembers and treasures donations, it's all his own stuff, which he deserved, as soon as it gets over the doorstep into the fort.

It's definitely funny how everything that was apparently "donated" by a dent came from DSP's favorite website Amazon.

 

[Iron Hamster]

Some more hilarity from Phil's late night ventures outward...

Talking about his house falling apart, and of course how 30 year old houses are ancient and fall apart so easily:
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And this gem of an idea:

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Also feigning that he’d feel bad taking large sums of $$$ from a fundraiser to fix his house. Sure Phil.

why is he derailing someone else's chat again?

You might need to gently tap the wall plugs in, but I can't imagine Phil using a hammer in a gentle way.

mighty generous of you. he just drove the nails through the curtains into the sheet rock.

Phil, just go full heel like we know you want to. Demand money. Insult your retarded fans.

Imholte already stole that schtick and boy is it insufferable.

make me question if his back issues are even real.

If you were seriously even questioning that lie, the PC set up time waster should have shattered any doubt.

 

[Rowbutt Batmin]

where the fuck is this alleged "seething" going on at? because you retards keep coming in here talking about how bad we're "seething" over phil yet not one single post is. Please, quote one for us and give us an example.

They think they are righteously trolling the trolls because they fell for the KC gaslighting of Phil. Telling him he's ok cuz he's not a pedo and that his haters are moulth droolers doing gay ops.

Note to the tourists: this board came up with the term dentractors because this place is the first (and usually only) place to call them out. Anyone that trys gayopping gets autistic reacted harder than a confused Kino Dentino.

(like WingsOfRedemption haters)

How? DSP is the least fucked with lolcow.

Imagine talking shit about something you don't know about, what a tard lol.

 

[JamFlowMan]

I just saw a gold fish beat the final Elden ring dlc boss. Phil is now of the accomplishments of goldfish. If somebody brought that up to him he’d probably lose his shit since it’s such a huge feather on his cowboy hat

Don't worry he'll rage quit a Mario or Lego game in a few weeks to even everything out.

 

[TheGreatWhiteNorth]

I wrote most of these notes based on a Hate Army video but 90% of what I put down but I couldn't contain myself even though it's his usual bullshit/pignosis/lies.
Timestamp 1750 in case it doesn't work.

-Whines about people only knowing him through detractors and makes a absurd claim people think he only plays games on a shitty webcam pointed at a screen. Lists off the usual diatribe about his shitty podcast, react streams, and the fact he streams games now, depsite the fact he's been doing that for years now. Everyone knows you streams games you dunce.

-Jerks himself off over getting 6 characters to MR in SF6 like that is an accomplishment. It's a literal process of grinding literally anyone can do, and he himself has admitted that MR is really no big deal in the past. Claims to have not cheesed in Elden Ring (We know that is bullshit) and is still jerking himself off over taking 6 hours to kill Radahn and going through several builds to finally do it.

-He is so attention starved he is believing every single LARPer and KC tourist mock praise he is getting in comments now, is genuinely convinced he will now be hitting the algorithm and going viral to the spot he deserves of #1 on YouTube. Goes into some of his history about disabling comments on his videos and how he got taken out of the algorotim for false copyright strikes and lies about both.

a) Says he disabled comments due to racists and doxing information of his fans in videos, whent eh truth is his narc ego couldn't handle being felted and all the comments calling him out for being such a fucking retard that ended up in TIHYDP exists. So here he only tells a partial truth blaming TIHYDP for inciting toxicity in his comment section but compoletely lies about the content of said comments.

b) Again blaming the trolls for him deleting his own videos. No one told him to take down 10k videos that had some fans art and he was the one who dared that fan to file claims on the art in the first place.

-Claims he never accepted donations before the adpocalypse. There are literal videos he uploaded out there from when he got laid off from Helicopter Company where he plugs his paypal asking for support way before he ever streamed.

-Usual cope about how he has a healthy and fulfilling life and how the detractors are all mentally ill circus freaks who are having the limelight turned on them. Claims that we go out of our way to harass people from the past. The only thing I can think of is Jaha and similar FGC people being asked about Phil and they are all too happy to talk about what a weirdo Phil was back then at best.

-Specifically calls us 'life-losers' which I can only ascertain is the ginbrain forgetting that we are all no-life losers.


Also I find it hilarious how obsessed he is with RGB crap no one on stream will see. Guy is a literal child when it comes to any gimmick on the planet, but I gotta hand it to him I'm glad to see his setup is still so scuffed he is using literal TV trays to put shit on still.

Phil is about to be the first person in history to overdose on Copium, at this rate. The delusion is so far off the charts that he's putting more work into spinning his bullshit than actually trying to solve his problems.