Oh, he totally bought it for himself. He probably bought the steamdeck hoping it would work with Windows 7, but once he found out it doesn't, well, it just sat in a box collecting dust in his middle condo. The only thing I think was given to him, was the crap that Machinima gave him back in the day. I remember during his "Cleaning out my closet" stream, he found a Machinima Xbox 360, that old Wii remote with corroded batteries STILL in it, along with GTA V collectors edition STILL in the box with the Los Santos hat, and he put it on his greasy pig head. That and can't forget about that figure T gave him before he died...and him crying about T. Didn't shed a tear over Scott passing away, but make money off of dead friendships and dead people? Yeah, good idea! I digress.
he's shitting that it will confirm everything the detractors have been saying for years.
It's not what he says, it's who'll watch him say it.
I'm pretty sure he recently got some kind of credit back.
Joon generally addresses material that is confirmed with proof, so Phil's spending won't be mentioned much. No grooming Leanna. Little on Kat.
Indeed, this is what Phil is worried about.
Almost 2 years ago, Phil went shopping for a new TV while on stream. He got around $400-$500 in donations for the TV, but Piggy fell in love with a sleek Sony Bravia that was out of his price range at $800. While he was complaining and hint-hinting, Phil noticed Amazon offered him the opportunity to buy the more expensive TV on monthly installments.
I am hoping for a few things.
The whole bad back thing really has to do with his bad posture and his limited physical mobility. Not a car accident, his dad having a bad back, or carrying a backpack full of Dr. Seuss books and crayons he used to take notes with. It's the fact that he's lazy, not just mentally, but also physically. I also go back to the video of him, John, and Howard when they were in Nashville and they had to walk a mile. Phil was sweating bullets, complaining about the walk, while John and Howard were just fine.
even that's too much work. remember when he complained that eating chicken wings is too much work?
Every Joon documentary is the same: for people who know the person or group in question, it doesn't bring anything new to the table; for people who don't know, they won't know or care if he gets stuff wrong. He's on his way to becoming SunnyV2, so the only thing that could come out of this is showing people that Phil has never changed despite how much he claims he's done so. Going through Phil's story is kinda pointless unless you truly make a point of how he hasn't changed, of how hypocritical he is and how he's always treating people like shit and scamming retards while also complaining of others doing the same.
I feel like after ducking MIH-TOH-KER they'll be quickly done with him. It's also not in their best interest to keep sending their paypigs over to Phil and cut into their profits. Besides, what are the odds Phil banned the Casino dents during his recent manbaby rants? Clearly they don't know that you can't just tell Phil "just reset your modem you fucking retard" in chat the same way you can with other streamers, so either they got banned or simply got bored.
It's not what he's going to say, it's who he is that scares DSP. To a normie internet drama enjoyer, like DSP, Joon has that sweet sweet street cred for being "objective" and "thorough" as DSP has kissed his ass to say every time he cracks open a doc to dance on someone's grave. DSP can duck out of a detractor video, he's already poisoned the well, but he's firmly stuck in Joon's ass with how much he's kissed it.
Also, everything said on Rich's video was taken as an absolute truth that cannot be questioned. Same for Keemstar, every single thing said about him is true and represents who he was and therefore, who he is. As for Dr. Disrespect, he once cheated on his wife, so he was always a piece of shit and therefore, the recent news about him aren't really news since he had proven he was a piece of shit before. But Phil? Every single thing he did wrong over the last 14 years doesn't represent who he is on his 15th year onwards, and all the stuff he did on the 15th year? Well, he's human and he makes mistakes, that doesn't make him a bad person, and he's working on not doing that anymore even though he keeps doing it. Also, everything said on his Joon "documentary" will either be misinformation, half-truths, lies or just one side of the story, therefore you can't hold him accountable.
People like ALT and xMortis have already done Joon's homework, so if he doesn't put the manifesto, the 6 inch girth or Jaha telling Phil to shut up, it's gonna suck. I kinda hate this pseudo-documentarian genre because these cocksuckers take themselves too seriously. Like bitch, you're documenting a guy who beat off on stream, not fucking Cormac McCarthy, have some sense of humour and show Phil arguing how Taco-Chan and his mother are whores.
This is one of the many, many things Phil doesn't understand about streaming. People generally watch streams for one of two things, entertainment or specialized gameplay. Phil acts like he's a gaming god that could master any game if he really cared and his gameplay is so unique and good, he deserves literally thousands of dollars every month to gaze upon it.
No game shows how inflated the view of his own gayming competence is than Nintendo World Championship. He'd beat one of the levels with a gold rating, brag about how much of a God Gamer he is and how he's probably in the top 100 in the leaderboards... then he doesn't even crack the top 10000 and instantly gets deflated
It really shows Phil's lack of sensory awareness/his amplified hermit awareness. Because he lives in such a tiny bubble, he really can't fathom the fact that there are millions of gamers in the world and it's not just isolated to him and a dozen fake streamers that he hates. When he gets an achievement or the top rating, he thinks it's genuinely a one and a billion thing that was custom made for him and not something that the majority of players end up getting without even trying.No game shows how inflated the view of his own gayming competence is than Nintendo World Championship. He'd beat one of the levels with a gold rating, brag about how much of a God Gamer he is and how he's probably in the top 100 in the leaderboards... then he doesn't even crack the top 10000 and instantly gets deflated
