Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[dustnight]

These are the viewer counts when we went live after 15 minutes being late. His core fanbase is probably around 1000 people now.
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He currently has 1.2k on youtube and not even 1k on rumble. it's balldover

 

[Harm]

This nigga's sitting around coining new phrases like "myopia of poverty" instead of dealing with his laundry. Whole new forms of coping here.

 

[florida_cat_enjoyer]

This is the cope stream we are witnessing, he is "attacking" everything discussed and how wrong every one is.

>They couldn't weigh anything so they didn't find anything
>Field tests don't mean anything
>My house is dusty
>Kids always say they're hungry all the time
>My kids have TOOO MUCH clothes so thats why it was thought to be messy, you guys are all just too poor to know what a lot of laundry looks like!
>CPS found that there is no basis for any of the claims and that we are awesome and involved in their lives!

 

[Imperial Citizen]

The laundry was sorted into piles to be washed?

Where’s your fucking laundry baskets, Nick? Do your kids not have hampers? Do they leave old clothes on the floor?

The lies just create even more questions!

 

[TexOffender]

This nigga's sitting around coining new phrases like "myopia of poverty" instead of dealing with his laundry. Whole new forms of coping here.

He's calling us poor lol.

 

[John Andrews Stan]

The fact that Nick thinks he’s “winning” when he’s been exposed as a cuckold, fraud and drug addict/alcoholic who lives in abject squalor will never cease to crack me up.

 

[just Reading a post]

This nigga's sitting around coining new phrases like "myopia of poverty" instead of dealing with his laundry. Whole new forms of coping here.

You can tell he is really trying to uno reverse his own downfall. It was not the farms or Josh that made you snort the coke and get your wife BLACKED you fucking pretentious fraud.

 

[theshep]

Hair follicle test cant tell you if the child did cocaine or was exposed to it.
I can't deal with this shit.

 

[BlastMonk]

So kids were saying they're hungry because kids are always hungry and say that even when being picky, clothes in the house is just all the hand me downs from the older kids they had clean clothes. Dirty House = dust on vents. Okay Nick clearly it was a perfectly normal fmaily home, if only there was bodycam footage so we can ALL see how right you are about your home being clean and maintained.

 

[Can of Spam]

>a writer or doesn't write
>a lawyer who doesn't practice
>a streamer who doesn't stream

>No, I'm just kidding.

Are you though Nick? Where's the joke/funny part/hyperbole that makes it not just a series of factual statements?

He's also a Christian without a belief in Christ and currently a winner (for LOTY, back-to-back baby!) with a series of L's to his name.

Edit: Forgot that he's also a cuck that supposedly fucks. That's a weird one too.

 

[Mr. Manchester]

The fact that Nick thinks he’s “winning” when he’s been exposed as a cuckold, fraud and drug addict/alcoholic who lives in abject squalor will never cease to crack me up.

There's this ebb and flow with those big "wins" some of these people get. It usually causes a spike in smug overconfidence which inevitably leads to some giant fuckup. Setting my watch to this one.

 

[Balldo's Gate]

This nigga's sitting around coining new phrases like "myopia of poverty" instead of dealing with his laundry. Whole new forms of coping here.

Not even watching, but what is with Rekieta and "myopia" or "myopic"? He is saying it just about every other sentence for the last couple streams, including trying to shoehorn it into sentences where it barely makes any sense. Did he learn a new word recently?

 

[Mister Friendly Dude]

The fact that Nick thinks he’s “winning” when he’s been exposed as a cuckold, fraud and drug addict/alcoholic who lives in abject squalor will never cease to crack me up.

He lost his credibility. Even if he is telling the truth right now, his history of lying has ensured that only the balldowashers view his streams. I hope he keeps "winning" so he can feel comfortable and safe, so he can fuck up once again.

 

[theshep]

The children said they've never seen their parents intoxicated?

Bruh, what the actual fuck? I've watched streams where he is blind and a kid walks into the room.

 

[Michael Wade]

I'm not convinced that Rekieta was always a scumbag from day one, however, his current behavior is inexcusable.

The best and most charitable description of Nick right now is how cocaine will destroy your life and everyone around you.

Don't forget the open marriage bullshit

 

[Dixieland Buckaroo]

If everything Nick is saying was true, he wouldn't have sealed the CPS case.

 

[ChromaQuack]

Mr. Balldo is now saying that @MNPublicRecords is coping hard and has nothing else to post! So he has to "split up" the document. "My case got sealed!"

If he practiced law he would know juries and judges both will (either by instruction or their own volition) see evidence that is hidden, deleted or otherwise tampered with in the most negative light possible.

If he weren't a retard he would realize this doesn't merely stem from some legal wizardry but from common fucking sense, or as he would call it: 'social cues'.

But what do I know, I didn't graduate from a law school so bad it's a borderline diploma mill.

Not even watching, but what is with Rekieta and "myopia" or "myopic"? He is saying it just about every other sentence for the last couple streams, including trying to shoehorn it into sentences where it barely makes any sense. Did he learn a new word recently?

Something brain-fried 70 IQ pseudo-intellectuals do in an attempt to sound smarter than they are. It fools the Still-lifes and winemoms of the world I'm sure, the only people even below him in intelligence.

It's a really bad place to be, if you ask me.

 

[AltisticRight]

Not even watching, but what is with Rekieta and "myopia" or "myopic"? He is saying it just about every other sentence for the last couple streams, including trying to shoehorn it into sentences where it barely makes any sense. Did he learn a new word recently?

Yeah, he learned a new word. Now everything is due to "myopia".
There's something weird about this word because one of my older managers started using it during team meetings out of the blue. Turned out his kid had myopia and he learned that the word can be used to describe "short sightedness" in other situations as well.

Junkie, faggot, Englash langwage majour skeleton.

 

[Dr. Jaime Reyes]

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>a writer or doesn't write
>a lawyer who doesn't practice
>a streamer who doesn't stream
He left out the most important one.

A father who doesn't parent.

Even his dick is non-practicing.

 

[just Reading a post]

Not even watching, but what is with Rekieta and "myopia" or "myopic"? He is saying it just about every other sentence for the last couple streams, including trying to shoehorn it into sentences where it barely makes any sense. Did he learn a new word recently?

Brain fried people do brain glitch in to repeating words and phrases. It is part that and part him being pretentious as fuck to own the farms.
The only thing on his mind right now, is not the serious court case. It is the internet shit fight. He HAS to win or else.