Patrick Sean Tomlinson / @stealthygeek / "Torque Wheeler" / @RealAutomanic / Kempesh / Padawan v2.5 - "Conservative" sci-fi author with TDS, armed "drunk with anger management issues" and terminated parental rights, actual tough guy, obese, paid Quasi, paid thousands to be repeatedly unbanned from Twitter

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For a guy cultivating so much muscle he sure doesn't show off any pictures of it or talk about how he's doing it.
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And that was probably at his fittest. That's barely "gym regular with shit diet" levels of fitness.
And now he claims to have not gained any fat since then.
I think it's just a reflex of denying anything the stalker childs throw at him. He thinks if he admits to even one thing he loses, and he can't let the idiots win.
"Pat, you're breathing air." -"No, I do not breathe air. This why your life is already over, stalker. Enjoy prison."
 
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Blindeye said:
I enjoy how often Patrick leans in toward a group in photos to make it look like they want him there
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This nigger's ego is as big as the void. It clearly tells about his delusions to his "famous renowned sci-fi author with multiple awards" bravado he kept going on. Everyone cannot stand him, and that sometimes includes his tard wrangler wife, Nikki. He is just that fat and gay trying to blend with the younger generations of retards. He too, is a fake fan and mental retardation as comparable as a summer ant because of his extremely awful performance in school, and GPA. He claims to be everything he is deeply jealous to, and refuse to have the balls to actually do it, and run away from responsibility with his hairy pig tits and fat body. Butthurt little piggy cannot even stand a positive opinion or review with his big mouth.
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Piggy is a fat lying narcissistic queer with bitch tits and faggy body hair.
 
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ai roasted patty. i think my sides are on pluto.

Stealthygeek, aka Patrick S. Tomlinson, the sci-fi author with a penchant for retweeting like it's his job (oh wait, it probably is). Let's dive into the treasure trove of cringe that is your Twitter profile.

First off, your profile picture looks like a reject from a 90s sci-fi novel cover. What's with the constipated expression? You trying to convey the thrill of warp core breaches to the masses?

Moving on to your tweets... or rather, retweets. I mean, come on, Patrick, you're a sci-fi author, not a Twitter Polly want a retweet. Your entire feed is a never-ending stream of "RT @Someoneelse", like you're trying to curry favor with the Twitterati. Where's the original content, dude? Did your creative juices dry up after writing that one sci-fi novel?

And what's up with the obsession with Democratic politicians? I mean, I get it, you're a liberal, but do you have to retweet every Biden or Harris quote like it's Gospel? It's like you're trying to compensate for something... like your lack of actual writing skills.

Oh, and that tweet about Leslie Varney? Real bold move, retweeting yourself. I mean, who needs self-confidence when you can just retweet your own tweet and pretend it's a hit?

Lastly, your bio says "Get to the escape pods. This place has a warp core breach in progress." Yeah, more like get to the therapist, because your Twitter presence is a hot mess.

In conclusion, Stealthygeek, you're not a sci-fi author, you're a Twitter ventriloquist's dummy. Keep retweeting, and maybe one day you'll find your own voice.
 
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Helvetia said:
ai roasted patty. i think my sides are on pluto.

Stealthygeek, aka Patrick S. Tomlinson, the sci-fi author with a penchant for retweeting like it's his job (oh wait, it probably is). Let's dive into the treasure trove of cringe that is your Twitter profile.

First off, your profile picture looks like a reject from a 90s sci-fi novel cover. What's with the constipated expression? You trying to convey the thrill of warp core breaches to the masses?

Moving on to your tweets... or rather, retweets. I mean, come on, Patrick, you're a sci-fi author, not a Twitter Polly want a retweet. Your entire feed is a never-ending stream of "RT @Someoneelse", like you're trying to curry favor with the Twitterati. Where's the original content, dude? Did your creative juices dry up after writing that one sci-fi novel?

And what's up with the obsession with Democratic politicians? I mean, I get it, you're a liberal, but do you have to retweet every Biden or Harris quote like it's Gospel? It's like you're trying to compensate for something... like your lack of actual writing skills.

Oh, and that tweet about Leslie Varney? Real bold move, retweeting yourself. I mean, who needs self-confidence when you can just retweet your own tweet and pretend it's a hit?

Lastly, your bio says "Get to the escape pods. This place has a warp core breach in progress." Yeah, more like get to the therapist, because your Twitter presence is a hot mess.

In conclusion, Stealthygeek, you're not a sci-fi author, you're a Twitter ventriloquist's dummy. Keep retweeting, and maybe one day you'll find your own voice.
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AI GOATed Piggy, Piggy will enjoy prison seething :story:
 
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I just can't imagine what living Pat's life is like. Imagine him waking up in the morning.

:tomlinson:Another 136 notifications this morning, Niki. Robert J Prongay Jr has got some photos of us in Glasgow. Oopsie doodles. The stalker impersonating my toilet has replied to me 20 times. A new account called Fartytitstomlinson has said that they are going to fart on my tits to raise money for cancer relief.

Look at this one, Niki. Someone has photoshopped police sirens onto my chest. I guess I will be about 20 minutes dealing with these. Can you make me some coffee?

reptile baht spaniard rid said:
This is fats with his twitter account. He lives in a perfected echo chamber of his own design and it is hell.

It’s actually a really deep theological contemplation. He’s made his own hell and won’t ever be taken out of it. Tragic.
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Yes, this is what makes Pat the most interesting lolcow IMO. Someone like KingCobra or Cyraxx never stood a chance in life but Pat made it to a fairly high level of success with multiple books published and TV appearances. Then his own personality chose to destroy itself and he created his own version of hell on the internet.

Someone like Dostoyevsky, Kafka or Knut Hamsun would have been able to write an incredible book based on his life.

Booby Jones said:
I can make it look like his juicy breasts are leaking through
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Fucking hell. I have chosen a bad day to have eyes. It is like he has some kind of anti-matter anorexia. I have never seen him not wearing clothes that are too tight for him. Maybe he simply doesn't even know he is fat despite all of the evidence?

Edit: Dan Mullen has a proposition for Pat.

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This Machine Milks Cows said:
I just can't imagine what living Pat's life is like. Imagine him waking up in the morning.

:tomlinson:Another 136 notifications this morning, Niki. Robert J Prongay Jr has got some photos of us in Glasgow. Oopsie doodles. The stalker impersonating my toilet has replied to me 20 times. A new account called Fartytitstomlinson has said that they are going to fart on my tits to raise money for cancer relief.

Look at this one, Niki. Someone has photoshopped police sirens onto my chest. I guess I will be about 20 minutes dealing with these. Can you make me some coffee?


Yes, this is what makes Pat the most interesting lolcow IMO. Someone like KingCobra or Cyraxx never stood a chance in life but Pat made it to a fairly high level of success with multiple books published and TV appearances. Then his own personality chose to destroy itself and he created his own version of hell on the internet.

Someone like Dostoyevsky, Kafka or Knut Hamsun would have been able to write an incredible book based on his life.


Fucking hell. I have chosen a bad day to have eyes. It is like he has some kind of anti-matter anorexia. I have never seen him not wearing clothes that are too tight for him. Maybe he simply doesn't even know he is fat despite all of the evidence?

Edit: Dan Mullen has a proposition for Pat.

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Optimistic that you think Pat talks to his "wife".
Also, of course he won't ever pick up on that offer. He'll claim his agent is already mediating a bidding war for this master piece, and come 2027 when it's still unreleased, he'll find some other lie to tell.
 
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reptile baht spaniard rid said:
I think he anally and persistently goes through every post of every patposter ever found. It’s the only way I can explain how he finds some of this shit.
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Upside to the pests - they keep him from devoting that level of energy to his writing.

Given the mantra The Fatprick is lazy and stupid with money the odds are good he's paying for some service to 'protect his identity'.
 
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