Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[Permanent Resident Cope]

Oh God, he’s doing the Kamala Harris “You’re Weird!!!” attack maneuver

This Robin guy looks like Ron Perlman.
Yo, little Nicky...how do you like my little friend here? I bet you'd like to meet him, isn't that right you piece of shit?

 

[SaltyFanta]

I know this is not the only case involving minor children he covered, it's just the most egregious given his current stance.

That's the difference, he's not against examining abused kids online, he's against examining his abused kids online.

His mind seems to be quite centered around children and sex. What gives?

It is disturbing that he has the thought process of "I need something funny... Uh... Child gangrape!", he seems to think it's the funniest thing ever. Probably doesn't look good in his trial for child abuse to be laughing about kids being abused.

 

[Gobermental Supervisor]

So do Kayla and April even have lawyers right now?

The way I see this going is that Nick is blaming it all on the cocksleeves, they will happily take the felony conviction to help out Master Balldo and ruin their lives because he is controlling them and their lives in every aspect.

Aaron's time to be the knight in shining armor, save her from the evil King and Queen, rescue her from the damp sex dungeon, hire a lawyer for her to arrange testifying against the Rakietas.

That is the storyline I want to see for maximum hilarity.

[EDIT] Right now they seem to be all charged with felony drug possession or similar, all it takes for that to go away for Lord Balldo is one sex slave to take the fall for him. And if they also admit to being responsible for the child being dosed with coke that would get him out of that as well.

 

[not william stenchever]

the sole voluntary member of these accursed Farms

Ross Scott aka Punished Freeman is the man behind all of this.

You were lucky to get the basement treatment. I was chained in the backyard with nothing but a Android phone and was forced at GUNPOINT to shitpost. Get on my level.

I was forced to both perform sewer line repairs with the profit going to site upkeep while also being obligated to post to KF while on my lunch breaks. The penalty to do otherwise was the slobberdog hounding my every social media account asking why I was being insufficiently loyal to the regime. All Hail Jersh and his doctrine of internet Juche.

 

[zyclonPD]

Any moment now the red herrings will kick in and people will stop asking how his child ingested cocaine. The judge is right on the verge of throwing out the whole case due to these damning whataboutisms.

 

[Pagan Min]

It is disturbing that he has the thought process of "I need something funny... Uh... Child gangrape!", he seems to think it's the funniest thing ever. Probably doesn't look good in his trial for child abuse to be laughing about kids being abused.

I agree, it's pretty weird that his mind goes to that dark place and thinks it's funny. It's ALMOST bordering on that whole "confession through projection" notion that Bitch-boy Barnes likes to push...

 

[Mr. Manchester]

Personally, if he doesn't end up in prison, I hope he takes some insane suspended sentence deal, because its his least "strings-attached" option with no jail time; there's no way Nick Rekieta trying to keep that huge nose clean for the next 8 years or however long, isn't hilarious.

That will be made exponentially harder by remaining on the internet, especially if he continues to throw bizarre tantrums like what we've observed today. We all know that there are deranged assholes out there who will actively take a personal hand in life ruination. They'll break the law, they'll lie to police, they'll try to steal shit and lord knows what else.

Most people can ignore them and although they can be a headache there's not a lot of consequences to their actions. If there's a suspended sentence on the table that all changes. It'll become the biggest bullseye for them to get Nick to slip up. Imagine if DSP had an 8-year suspended sentence and what his detractors would go out of their way to do to land him in jail.

At that point a reasonable person would get the fuck offline, at the very least stop smug-tweeting and livestreaming. Maybe just upload videos like the quartering and talk about legal takes he thinks are bad although even that seems like an awful idea. The other option is to keep it up while constantly looking over his shoulder for some bizarre alog scheme designed to get him locked up.

Or he could move to Mexico and then he'd be untouchable, bish.

 

[not william stenchever]

Coincidentally this song was just suggested to me by the google-machine and I feel it a fitting tune to the latest shenannigans.
Godspeed You! Black Emperor because youtube is a cancerous entity that cannot allow shitposting of any sort

 

[AltisticRight]

A lot of people didn't want to watch it either as it turns out. People are more interested in Sean and Null

To be fair, there's a 6-hour-difference. For a man who pretends to be a cow named Juju while he gets sodomised in the anus with a sparkly purple strap-on and a man who wears a balldo while watching Jamaican bulls fuck his wife did a stream together, that's not too bad.

 

[Pizdec]

"muh keedz"
t. man whose 8 year old daughter tested positive for cocaine

The man who lets his 8 year old go without treatment for violent tendencies, which he proudly boasts. The man who humiliates his kid on live stream and mocks them for their choice of music. The same dude who let his kids hang out with a man who proudly boasted how he got to fuck a fresh from college kid in hardcore BDSM who he knew from their childhood.

Speaking of, I'm surprised at how fucking quiet Drexel has been throughout all of this bullshit. I've not heard a fucking peep from this dude, and I think that says a lot that if the dude who a total degenerate can't back your ass, you've royally fucked up somewhere.

 

[Null]

As eager as Nick is to get a W over the farms, surely it shouldn’t be hard to show a legal document of some kind that says that the kids are back at his house and he regained full custody, no grandparents no nothing.

A signed order of final judgement. I think it was mentioned there a specific piece of paper that indicates a final order has been entered, signed by a judge, without any details of muh keedz.

 

[Aryanson McGee]

If he had balls he would have said he is just a massive faggot who fucked up and doesn't want his worst life decisions aired live in 4k

 

[repentance]

Speaking of, I'm surprised at how fucking quiet Drexel has been throughout all of this bullshit. I've not heard a fucking peep from this dude, and I think that says a lot that if the dude who a total degenerate can't back your ass, you've royally fucked up somewhere.

Drexel did comment on it. He said that he hadn't seen the Rekietas for months but he had heard about Nick's life taking a downward spiral and was planning on organising an intervention when Nick got arrested.

Drexel didn't give any details of how he was going to intervene or why he hadn't seen the Rekietas recently but he's known to be vehemently anti-drug. His relative silence is probably the most support Nick could reasonably expect.

 

[not william stenchever]

Celldweller made a music video that pretty accurately describes the situation that Null finds himself in vis-a-vis Crackets.

link: https://youtu.be/pqTVUPGZZj0?list=RDMM

 

[Gobermental Supervisor]

A signed order of final judgement. I think it was mentioned there a specific piece of paper that indicates a final order has been entered, signed by a judge, without any details of muh keedz.

Has anyone requested documents regarding Kayla and April yet and do we have an idea what their legal strategies are or if they even have a lawyer to represent them?

 

[Kulee Baba]

If he had balls he would have said he is just a massive faggot who fucked up and doesn't want his worst life decisions aired live in 4k

That would mean that Rekeita has any belief he's done anything wrong. I think Nick is way too much of a narcissist to think any action he's done is worthy of regret.

Edit: The one time I can think of when Nick realized he fucked up was after the big cokestream. Even then it wasn't like he said "Holy shit I need to go to rehab my life is spiraling out of control." He was only going to take a brief break from streaming and would have continued his epicurean lifestyle. This guy seriously has no sense of shame.

 

[Vesperus]

To be fair, there's a 6-hour-difference. For a man who pretends to be a cow named Juju while he gets sodomised in the anus with a sparkly purple strap-on and a man who wears a balldo while watching Jamaican bulls fuck his wife did a stream together, that's not too bad.

This sort of expert opinion is why I frequent the farms.

 

[Mr E. Grifter]

If he had balls he would have said he is just a massive faggot who fucked up and doesn't want his worst life decisions aired live in 4k

... and who would?

His problem, asides from his narcissism, is that even he can't spin the hypocrisy away on this one. Being a lolbert is easy when the only skin you've got in the game is earning money.

 

[Deputy Riddle]

That would mean that Rekeita has any belief he's done anything wrong. I think Nick is way too much of a narcissist to think any action he's done is worthy of regret.

I wouldn't even quantify nick as being anything more then an animal due to his drug abuse. He's chemically fucked himself up with substance abuse and is just a husk that acts on instinct.

You are your brain, you cannot spike it with poison/brain damaging chemicals and somehow not lose yourself along the way. People keep thinking nick is still "nick". I don't think he is. He's lost his impulse control, empathy and introspection(he did have this before, you'd see it early on but once the abuse came, that went away with it).

Nick is a zoo attraction by this point. I'm not going to power level yet I have experience with people just being pure impulse and having to cut ties as a result. Getting mad at nick is like getting mad at a dog shitting the carpet. Nick deserves suffering regardless and I'll keep enjoying his bumbles. Even if somehow he got away from this, he's bound to keep fucking up.

 

[Vesperus]

... and who would?

His problem, asides from his narcissism, is that even he can't spin the hypocrisy away on this one. Being a lolbert is easy when the only skin you've got in the game is earning money.

His problem is, that he's a narcissistic alcoholic coke fiend with delusions of adequacy who can't keep his dick in his pants for 5 minutes and wants to stick it (and the balldo) into April the Sentient Fleshlight.
Also he needs a friend to organize spaghetti-o's for his kids.
It's not that complicated. He's a witless trustfund hedonist.