Megathread Trannies posting their L's Online - Heckin valid people posting their funny misfortunes on the internet

[Poonocchio]

Do you retards not understand that these are made by troons? You're literally reposting their fucking memes and pretending it's an own

Lurk more, faggot. Also, they're made by a pooner, not a troon.

 

[Procrastinhater]

My dog, when people think she’s a he because she likes to cock her leg to pee?

One of my Rotties cocks his leg to take a shit.
In a way it's neat, it's like he's such a hurry to get back to doing dog stuff like sniffing the floor that he wants to kill two birds with one stone and shit while he pees to get it over quick. But then the angle he does it at means he end up shitting on his own heel and I end up having to clean it off before he goes back in the house.
My dog is a literal shit heel.
Wheres my spot on the Trauma Commission?

Do you retards not understand that these are made by troons? You're literally reposting their fucking memes and pretending it's an own

I'm not pretending they're anything, you needlessly aggressive backbirth, other than an example of the fucked up psychology of the Pooners (not Troons) that make them.
That's what makes them interesting, the fact they are posted by the people they are supposed to depict, they post these grotesque caricatures and say "this is me, this is how I see myself" it's an example of the weirdly perverse, self hating psychology of these women.
If they were being posted by normal people they'd be just be juvenile and boring, poorly illustrated disgusting cartoons, it's the very fact that they're being made by Pooners that makes them interesting, it shows how much they despise themselves and just how bad their body image is.

Try thinking, and lurking, before you Kool Aid Man in with such a fucking low iQ take.

 

[LaughJoke2.0]

One of my Rotties cocks his leg to take a shit.
In a way it's neat, it's like he's such a hurry to get back to doing dog stuff like sniffing the floor that he wants to kill two birds with one stone and shit while he pees to get it over quick. But then the angle he does it at means he end up shitting on his own heel and I end up having to clean it off before he goes back in the house.
My dog is a literal shit heel.
Wheres my spot on the Trauma Commission?

Pets are another wonderful way to catch troons in their bullshit. If they have a pet and say they're such a good boy or girl just ask, "How do you know their gender?".

 

[Procrastinhater]

My dude, I am all for shame and mockery. I am on Kiwi Farms. That said, I personally don't find this something worth shaming in every circumstance. There's a vast difference from, say, a guy in a muumuu or floor-length skirt (which I saw the other day) and a giga rapehon in fishnets and a visible erection. The guy in the muumuu skirt thing made me double-take, but ultimately he wasn't dressed provocatively and otherwise kinda looked like the comic book guy. If you want to take your time to mock him, be my guest. In my mind, he wasn't hurting anyone, browsing the produce department.

I get what you're saying in a way. Personally if I'd seen muumuu man I'd have still had a chuckle at him as I went past, but I wouldn't have openly laughed the way I would with an obvious AGP.
Like if you're an HSTS and you're just wearing womens clothes, but not short shorts, or otherwise sleazy AGP tier shit, I'm still gonna have a laugh because its fucking weird, and they need to be kept in check, just so they don't feel too comfortable, because its pathological tolerance and over acceptance of deviant shit thats caused the mess we are in today.

These rape gorilla AGP's though are a different matter.
Go out like some of these freaks do, taking selfies in the womens room with obvious boners poking out of their skirts, in any decent society they should be on sight.

You can't compare a man dressing like a woman to a guy wearing a pink shirt, or a woman wearing jeans and workboots with short hair. Theres no comparison. One is obvious deviant.
Now if thats all they're doing and its no overly sexualized, whatever, you look like a weirdo, but if you want to dress like a freak for my amusement have at it. But I am gonna laugh at them, and they shouldn't expect anything else.

 

[samuraicrack]

Might have been posted already but the main dev for the Iris Shaders mod for Minecraft was signal boosting #DropKiwiFarms stuff in his Discord back in 2022.



https://x.com/IrisShaders/status/1813937013776847292

 

[Roland TB-303]

It’s just endless self-loathing post after self-loathing post. You would think after a while that these people would realise the true source of their misery is lying to themselves about their true nature. Their very sense of being is incongruous to nature’s perfection and any creature would self-immolate at that realisation.

 

[monstrous bubo]

NEWSFLASH: Fat gay awkward tech boy goes nonbinary and then starts popping E, still not happy.


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Spoiler: full tale of woe

Just having a rough day​

TRIGGER WARNING

I’m 31 and Going into my 3rd week since starting my hormones. But I realized today….. I have no one to talk to it about.

Over the past few years I have lost all my friends. Either we grew apart, they were terrible people, or they were transphobic.

But today was a day I just really wanted a needed a friend to talk to about all the emotions I was having. But…. There was no one there. I spent so much of my day just staring at my phone hoping someone would message me. But I would remember…. There was no one.

I have a husband and love him. But a spouse is not the same as friends unfortunately.

I try to go out and meet people. But other then the once a month drag shows. My community does not have anything for queer safe spaces. In my town you drink and you drink more.

When I was preparing my self to start HRT I never really thought about the fact I had no one to talk to about it.

In person I’m a very awkward, shy person. Due to many years of harassment and bullying it has become extremely difficult for me to really approach new people at all. I have been working on it but it’s slow progress.

It’s not any help that today my husband essentially told me “I’m bad at holding conversation” that honestly hurt.

I guess that’s all I have to say. I just needed to vent a moment.

As is traditional, his photo is concealed in an attempt to maximise the lulz.

Spoiler: people bully me

Now why would they do that?

 

[AfghanBlue]

"people bully me"

Now why would they do that?

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Daddy the man has a bum on his front

 

[Owls Owls Owls]

NEWSFLASH: Fat gay awkward tech boy goes nonbinary and then starts popping E, still not happy.

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Spoiler: full tale of woe

Just having a rough day​

TRIGGER WARNING

I’m 31 and Going into my 3rd week since starting my hormones. But I realized today….. I have no one to talk to it about.

Over the past few years I have lost all my friends. Either we grew apart, they were terrible people, or they were transphobic.

But today was a day I just really wanted a needed a friend to talk to about all the emotions I was having. But…. There was no one there. I spent so much of my day just staring at my phone hoping someone would message me. But I would remember…. There was no one.

I have a husband and love him. But a spouse is not the same as friends unfortunately.

I try to go out and meet people. But other then the once a month drag shows. My community does not have anything for queer safe spaces. In my town you drink and you drink more.

When I was preparing my self to start HRT I never really thought about the fact I had no one to talk to about it.

In person I’m a very awkward, shy person. Due to many years of harassment and bullying it has become extremely difficult for me to really approach new people at all. I have been working on it but it’s slow progress.

It’s not any help that today my husband essentially told me “I’m bad at holding conversation” that honestly hurt.

I guess that’s all I have to say. I just needed to vent a moment.

As is traditional, his photo is concealed in an attempt to maximise the lulz.

Spoiler: people bully me

Now why would they do that?

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If you're single and sad about it, remember: If this neckless wonder can find a husband, so can you.

Granted, this man's husband doesn't sound thrilled to be around him, so I don't think the marriage will last.

 

[Geraldine]

Game of chess?
Totally gender neutral. Game of brains.
Brains don't think less or more per gender, they just refuse to be smart per individual.

And yet, international chess championships are segregated by sex.

Clothes are cut for particular body types and being realistic a lot of women's clothing options are designed around our bodies looking attractive in a particular way, even more casual wear.

Vive la différence!

 

[The Judean People's Front]

What does trooning out have to do with gender roles?

Trooning has everything to do with gender roles. I actually am laughing that you wrote that because it's one of the more hilarious takes I've ever seen on The Farms. Men who think they can be women with a dress and makeup are indeed buying wholeheartedly into gender roles in that dress/makeup/uwu cute subservient makes a woman. That is literally it. The porn and stuff is a symptom of the same thing which is that AGPs/Troons don't see women as just other humans. They are WOMEN with their DRESSES and PRETTIES. If trannies could learn that gender shit and expectations/stereotypes are all BS and that a woman is just a person, then maybe the whole AGP facade could start to crumble.

Your whole idea that men dressing as women is DANGEROUS! And shouldn't be ALLOWED! Is actually really close to their own ideas that clothing makes someone what they are.

 

[Procrastinhater]

If trannies could learn that gender shit and expectations/stereotypes are all BS and that a woman is just a person, then maybe the whole AGP facade could start to crumble.

That would require some level of self awareness and that's one of the first things porn addiction seems to rot out of their brains.

 

[The Judean People's Front]

That would require some level of self awareness and that's one of the first things porn addiction seems to rot out of their brains.

Fair. Dudes who are already brain-rotted are probably too far gone, but maybe if we start this stuff young we could wipe out AGP in a couple generations. I truly think that if AGPs could be made to understand that a woman is just a person and not a sex object, trooning would lose its appeal. But I guess women have been fighting the good fight against the Madonna/whore thing for millennia and not much progress has ultimately been made.

 

[everybody in Portugal]

With regard to non-segregated sports; ultra running and (long-distance)trail running are two examples where talent is pretty evenly split and the women take just as many trophies as the men.

Interestingly enough, it's also a sport that people seem to do better at in midlife and middle age than in their teens and 20s, because so much of long-distance running is a mental endurance game and a lot of it comes down to determination and ability to withstand pain—Jasmin Paris is a particular hero of mine, having set the record on the almost 270mile Pennine Way a few years ago while making stops to express breastmilk for the baby shes just fucking had.. it was seriously a mind-blowing feat to begin with, let alone with a postpartum body and a bunch of extra rest stops built in to feed kiddo.

Huge amounts of testosterone don't help much in the sport, and muscle bulk is more of a hindrance than anything when you've got to carry your body for 50+ miles (we get lean quickly, even on a carb-heavy diet!), so a non-op pooner with some talent in all likelihood could compete with the big boys, were the sport ever to be separated by sex.

Post-op troons would never stand a chance though as having everything intact and working down there and not being in pain because your fistula is leaking/rotdog just separated from your skin/neovag just prolapsed from the immense strain you're putting your body through is really important, so I guess this whole comment is a bit moot in that sense. Mostly just wanted to point out that some sports aren't segregated and talent therein is evenly split between the sexes (/sperg)

 

[Geraldine]

That'll show 'em. You bet!
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In Florida, according to Safety in Private Spaces Act (HB 1521) it is illegal to pee in any government building that isn't in a bathroom of your assigned sex at birth.

What I REALLY want to do, is get one of those she-wees and start pissing in men's bathrooms at urinals wearing a "fuck Ron Desantis"/"Fuck Fascism" or something of the like, get it custom designed.

I pass pretty well. After im surged out, there's no fucking chance upon looking at me any person would immediately assume I'm biologically male.

Obviously I would be recording the audio, and video if anyone gets aggressive with it.

Even if I don't get arrested, filming outside of the bathroom should definitely not be a problem. If not audio recording of my surroundings would be good.

I would clearly be packing heat and have tall beefy guys as my backup in case someone wants to get froggy and hatecrime me. They could also record inside the bathroom if anyone decides to put hands on me.

Besides the obvious dangers to my person, is there any adverse consequences I should worry about?

If it actually makes it to court, I would just want it to to point out how ineffectual and asinine this law is. Plus, I feel like I can coax a into arresting me over it.

I do have my legal ID as Female, which could be held against me. In any case, I feel like something like this could definitely make some waves.

Any thoughts or opinions?

Edit: OK. So I think doing this without the goal of being arrested might be a better idea. Thanks for the input everyone!

Lots of comments.
Mostly sympathetic but trying to talk him out of it.
Top comment in terms of Reddit "karma":

 

[The Judean People's Front]

That'll show 'em. You bet!
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Lots of comments.
Mostly sympathetic but trying to talk him out of it.
Top comment in terms of Reddit "karma":
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I hate Reddit for exactly this. This asshole never has to put his money where his mouth is and is getting asspatted like he actually did something. It's a retarded idea anyway because it will accomplish actually nothing even if he gets noticed, but yeah he won't ever follow through because Troons are cowards.

 

[400x400]

And yet, international chess championships are segregated by sex.


Vive la différence!

Oh good, I'm glad everything else is fucked up too, thanks for letting me know.
And here I thought it was just this tranny shit.
I should have thought it's been something from the beginning of time.
It makes me sick of living here already.

The trannies should go take their rage over to the chess and similar competitions to make that gender neutral, but instead they want to go to the physical sports where they know they'll win.
A game where they can equally lose isn't "gender affirming" enough for them though, apparently.

 

[Susanna]

The trannies should go take their rage over to the chess and similar competitions to make that gender neutral, but instead they want to go to the physical sports where they know they'll win.

Chess isn’t gender neutral. For whatever reason men are consistently better at it. Coed tournaments exist but they always end with the men winning.

 

[Thursday]

If anything, trannies have convinced me that men and women are fundamentally different on the most basic of levels.

This is seriously the biggest take away I've had about the whole ordeal.

Even I was in denial of how different men and women were up until all of this tranny nonsense shined a light on everything I never even considered before.. we are very different but that's  okay. I don't see either sex as better or worse, I just see us as having a lot more differences now.

 

[Geraldine]

we are very different but that's  okay.

It's much better than just OK.