DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

[Corpun]

Three hours to put up four foam pads. Holy shit Dave you should have pulled out to prevent this individual from being born. We all know he won't ever clean up any drywall dust from the drilling at all.

 

[TheGreatWhiteNorth]

Three hours to put up four foam pads. Holy shit Dave you should have pulled out to prevent this individual form being born. We all know he won't ever clean up any drywall dust from the drilling at all.

Don't worry, that's what Jasper is for.

 

[The Southwest Strangla]

Spoiler

Agreed. I must have slipped when I said "documentary". Funnily enough, every other time I mention Joon's videos I call them that or use "documentary" with quotation marks. I think I even called that whole genre "pseudo-documentaries" on the same post.


He was, but only behind the keyboard. In person, he was "nice" and timid, definetly not the internet tough guy telling people he'd kick their asses.
My favorite examples of that was when he tried to shit on the Cannon brothers for rollback netcode but quite literally everybody told him he was a fucking idiot. Or when he constantly tried to start shit with Justin Wong and got completely ignored like he didn't even exist.

Jesus Christ and he really thinks he's in good shape? Dude, he looks fat even with a hawaiian shirt, which wouldn't look so bad if his arms and legs weren't such scrawny twigs

Lol someone mention his faded hair cut and he said “look, I don’t care of the way I look. I’m not running from my age” however, he tried to get a younger looking haircut lmao

 

[TheGreatWhiteNorth]

When you almost realize how inept you are, and how fucked your life is.

 

[johnkimble123]

He's either blind or retarded for him to have allowed them to do this to his hair. It's absolutely uncanny.

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He paid somebody to do that, don't forget that

 

[The Southwest Strangla]

He paid somebody to do that, don't forget that

I don’t blame the hairstylist. With his thinning hair and weird shaped head, I’m sure this is the best they could do. Also, I’m sure he demanded this haircut.

 

[PieceofShet]

Why didnt he remove the background before he started this? How retard you need to be to do this?

 

[A Piece of Coal]

He paid somebody to do that, don't forget that

What we are looking at is a barber/stylist that has no idea how to blend the fade into the rest of his oddly shaped head. They just used one set of clippers…. Then said fuck it and used another. Older male barbers are notoriously horrible for doing this fuckup.

I 100% guarantee he sees it and is too much of a coward to confront them. If he can’t yell through an app he won’t say shit.

Regarding the absolute retardation of him using an hammer for screws: if you unironically defend him and say we are being mean a-logs after watching that, you are 100% a retarded faggot or you are coping for being a useless manchild just like him (frfrfr).

(side note: the only reason DSP would talk to Jersh is because Null is the only person who Kat would be the perfect size for him to fuck. all hail lord feeder)

 

[Shuma-Gorath]

When you almost realize how inept you are, and how fucked your life is.

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That isolated, dusty YouTube silver button is the cherry on top. Just a reminder that's all he's ever gonna get, stuck on Level 1 for the rest of his life

 

[Kier Starmer]

When you almost realize how inept you are, and how fucked your life is.

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This picture is the funniest shit, the empty walls, the pathetic Youtube plaque, the Wolverine doll, the crown and the doomed expression.

Yes, we are seething that we don't live in a mid-section khondo in Renton.

Also, I think he moved to King County just because it had King in it, legit.

 

[Beverly Sutphin]

I think the funniest thing about this whole "putting up soundproof foam" in his mature adult condo was not only DID he strip one of the screws, he used a power drill, he didn't use a stud finder OR use a leveler. Because mature adult with a business degree thought that he was bigger and better. Jesus, Phil! Next time, just pay someone to do it FOR you!

He should have made Father Dave fly out to the Gout Fort to install this for him. He'd have to arrange his own flight and lodging though.

But, he'll let his dad drive his Corolla, dood!

 

[[TWU]]

Hear ye! Hear ye! Let today be a record of the fact, that The Assburgers King of Wyoming is far less inept than the Gouty King of Washington.

 

[PieceofShet]

I see DSP still like to read twitter DMs on stream.
He read what muta DMed him.

EDIT: DSP thinks suddenly everyone loves him, but he is too fukin stupid to realize they are milking him. KK and Muta too. He is getting milk. Keemstar couldnt get the biggest lolcow but they can.

 

[Skippy Shortbottom]

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Amazing tism.

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Bro's room is a cluttered hellhole.

Funny seeing him wobble everywhere to avoid everything like he's on a minefield.

 

[Beverly Sutphin]

Also, I think he moved to King County just because it had King in it, legit.

Not realizing that King County's official state logo is of Martin Luther King Jr. You know Phil bites his fingernails everytime that he see's this on his once a week trip out to run errands.

 

[Elite Kipchak]

this was a 30 minute job at most. had this been my first exposure to phil I'd assume it was an act.

also did he just fucking drill this stuff into the drywall lmao what a retard

 

[Cardef1121]

"My fingers are killing me I won't be able to play SF6."

I'm not going to claim to be some manly man with a thousand callouses but whining about fingers hurting from screws makes my blood boil. Phil is the most retarded manbaby alive.

Excessive muscle fatigue from light repetitive use or a single strong use can be a sign of extreme vitamin D deficiency; including in muscles that don't normally experience fatigue like the tongue and eyes... Er, don't ask me how I know. But it can also be a sign of other nutrient deficiencies that someone with DSP's diet and lifestyle could easily have.

 

[TheGreatWhiteNorth]

I can't tell if this is pure delusion or extreme cope.

 

[A Piece of Coal]

I can't tell if this is pure delusion or extreme cope.

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I feel like this is, quite possibly, the gayest thing I’ve ever read.

 

[Cardef1121]

Do streamers even still use soundproofing? Most streamers I see these days don't have any, that is visible at least, and I assumed noise reduction had just gotten good enough to the point it wasn't needed anymore and only OG streamers had it from back in the day.