Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[Jex]

For fuck sake. Just wear clean clothes without fucking holes in them.

Jeans and a polo

I know just the guy for the job

 

[parsnip]

For fuck sake. Just wear clean clothes without fucking holes in them.

Jeans and a polo, or a nice shirt, is more than proper for spectating in court

I wish I was surprised that not looking like a total retard in court requires this much discussion here.

 

[Haru Okumura]

"I'll also film and dox all these Kiwi Farms freaks as they come out of the courthouse." - Ethan Oliver Ralph just now

Don't worry, guys, the Kiwi Farms will potentially have representation at the hearing from one of the site's longest-standing members: convicted sex offender @theralph

After losing his passport on his last international trip like the total moron he is, this greasy third-world refugee still hiding in Mexico is going to drag his bulk slowly across the border using only his passport card to be a nuisance to everybody involved in this entire process.

@Null

 

[Can of Spam]

Exactly, just dress like a non-slob. It’s not fucking hard.

Beg to differ, just look at the pages of discussion about what is or is not appropriate for court.

Now, shoes. Laces or loafers? Do they consider laces to be potential weapons? I know the aglet part at the end serves a sinister purpose.

 

[Fapcop]

Even better would be a bunch of furries dressed as raccoons with signs "We love you, Nick!" and "Hedonism III, MN."

Gawd, I hope one of you glorious bastards attending will go full: “FUCK YOU NULL, YOU CANT TELL ME WHAT TO DO!” And shows up in a full body balldo costume.

 

[Phillip Green]

2. No pretrial hearings broadcasted.
The rule in MN is that pretrial hearings don't get broadcasted, unless they do. In exceptional cases (Chauvin) they allow it even though the rules literally say the court cannot. The Judge has decided to adhere to the standard application of the court rules and not allow pretrial broadcasting.

Naturally, once the jury is sworn in, we'll apply again.

@Null I'm curious if you've considered having Hardin reach out to any of the larger legal or true crime media outlets to try and get assistance in ensuring as much access as possible?

Nick's case might be too minor for some of the bigger outlets, but, given his contentious history of stream sniping Law & Crime feeds during previous trials (resulting in them sending him formal C&Ds), they might be interested in helping shine some daylight on the case. I don't recall if Dan Abrams himself was involved during any of those incidents, but I suspect there are plenty of people who work there that remember his insults and taunts.

 

[holyhandgrenade]

Which is why I wouldn't rule out a child taking the stand. Nick might force their hand.

They won't put the kids on the stand you fucking retard.

 

[Schlomo Silverscreenblatt]

Wear your best Carl from aqua teen outfit to the Rackets trial

 

[Obnoxious Asshole]

They won't put the kids on the stand you fucking retard.

What he is saying is the state won't, but Nick might in a move to save Nick's own ass.

 

[Jump]

"I'll also film and dox all these Kiwi Farms freaks as they come out of the courthouse." - Ethan Oliver Ralph just now

Don't worry, guys, the Kiwi Farms will potentially have representation at the hearing from one of the site's longest-standing members: convicted sex offender @theralph

After losing his passport on his last international trip like the total moron he is, this greasy third-world refugee still hiding in Mexico is going to drag his bulk slowly across the border using only his passport card to be a nuisance to everybody involved in this entire process.

@Null

Ralph is to broke to make it all the way to Spicer,MN. The passport thing is just a cope.

 

[DemsBNutz]

If only I was not out of town

 

[Balldo's Gate]

Within a few streams Rekieta's streams will be this but repeating "MYOPIA. MYOPIA. MYOPIA." instead of "developers".

 

[Obnoxious Asshole]

Wear your best Carl from aqua teen outfit to the Rackets trial

I was thinking Pinhead, but Carl doesn't itch as much. And I don't have that notorious "metal detector" problem.

 

[parsnip]

Null once said getting the forum to do anything was like herding cats. Now he's trying to get the most autistic cats to dress nicely and take legible notes, without anyone wearing a Balldo shirt or committing a felony tape recording.

God saves his silliest challenges for his slobberest mutts.

a friend of mine worked in a group home for retards. She used to tell me the funniest stories about trying to wrangle groups of them to go on outings. That's what always comes to mind for me when I think about null trying to herd his kiwis.

 

[Third World Aristocrat]

Remember, Rekieta is totally NOT SALTY about any one of you going to his public court hearing.

(Xeet / Archive)

 

[holyhandgrenade]

What he is saying is the state won't, but Nick might in a move to save Nick's own ass.

the state won't let him put the kids on the stand because it serves no purpose. Keep up with the thread or shut up about shit you don't know what you're talking about.

 

[Swole McPole]

I hope Nick is going to wear his best shirt

He won't wear his 'best' shirt. For an event like this, he'll be going with his 'lucky' shirt.

 

[WelperHelper99]

Remember, Rekieta is totally NOT SALTY about any one of you going to his public court hearing.

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Crackets never fails to deliver the SALT. Sodium chloride never tasted this good! Swiggity swooty, somebody is coming for that booty!

 

[Terrifik]

Null once said getting the forum to do anything was like herding cats. Now he's trying to get the most autistic cats to dress nicely and take legible notes, without anyone wearing a Balldo shirt or committing a felony tape recording.

God saves his silliest challenges for his slobberest mutts.

Betting on a happening.
Find out at 11pm if another doc drop happens.

 

[Blarmed&Dangerous]

I will repeat my previous statement: if you attend, DO NOT DISRUPT PROCEEDINGS unless it's really,  really funny.