Elliot Page / Ellen Page - Former actress, starred in Juno. Turned into a pooner and divorced her wife because being a lesbian was not boosting her career anymore. Receives a daily dose of asspatting from Hollywood. Likes to show off her "male" body using fake abdominals.

[lemonsolebrother]

We are seeing a dub in another language and for Page's character after her transition they made an actual guy voice her and it is really bizarre and funny to me to see an obviously female character with a man voice.

I wonder if dubs for less trans-friendly markets made her into her brother (as Battle of the Planets did with the gender/bending villain from Gatchaman)?

 

[Procrastinhater]

I swear the only thing this broad could now star in is a Heaven's Gate bio.

Holy shit you're right actually, if you watch the Heavens Gate "Away Team" final testimonials video Ellen could fit in with that group and you wouldn't even think she was out of place.
Cult members have some common demoniators even across different cults I guess.

Their final videos were all taken after they'd all castrated and changed their names to some variant of ...Ody, shortly before the mass suicide that was supposed to free them from their Earth Bodies so they could join the spaceship hiding behind the Hale Bop comet, and you could see they were all at the least autistic and some of them looked to be legit retarded.
They all had the same uncanny mannerisms as Ellen. Some of them even had the same hair cut.

 

[RL Steinbeck]

Holy shit you're right actually, if you watch the Heavens Gate "Away Team" final testimonials video Ellen could fit in with that group and you wouldn't even think she was out of place.

Their final videos were all taken after they'd all castrated themselves and gotten the same haircut, shortly before the mass suicide that was supposed to free them from their Earth Bodies so they could join the spaceship hiding behind the Hale Bop comet, and you could see they were all at the least autistic and some of them looked to be legit retarded.
They all had the same uncanny mannerisms as Ellen. They even had the same haircut.

I assumed that was just a dig at her appearance being comparable to Marshall Applewhite's weird, withered melon, lol.

 

[Procrastinhater]

I assumed that was just a dig at her appearance being comparable to Marshall Applewhite's weird, withered melon, lol.

Probably.
She's definitely as crazy as him, just not as charismatic.
She's got the same mannerisms as his cultists, which makes sense, since she's a cultist herself.
At least she blinks.
I don't think Applewhite blinked once in that whole 2 hour video he made of himself with the lawnchairs.

 

[RL Steinbeck]

Probably.
She's definitely as crazy as him, just not as charismatic.
She's got the same mannerisms as his cultists, which makes sense, since she's a cultist herself.
At least she blinks.
I don't think Applewhite blinked once in that whole 2 hour video he made of himself with the lawnchairs.

It's so strange to me the way her body has transformed from the hormones. I mean, she was never really a looker in my opinion, but now it's like her head is skull with a nutsack stretched over it. She doesn't look any more masculine, just ill. It's so weird looking.

 

[PetiteFeet]

they'd all castrated and changed their names to some variant of ...Ody, shortly before the mass suicide

wait wait wait.
Willingly castrate
Change their name to some variant of [Aiden]
Mass Suicide.

I'm beginning to think these people are a cult I'm being sarcastic. They were always a cult

 

[The Skeksis Emperor]

So a review of Close To You tells us that Ellen does nudity. Oh boy, I cannot wait to see Ellen's heckin' masc hawt manbody! I am actually morbidly curious lol. On a more sad note, they tricked her poor female co-star into doing a sex scene with Ellen. Gross.

To make sure you get the point, he has found a perfect vehicle in Close to You, emerging from bed in the opening scene naked, with a place for every feature, every feature in its place—flat-chested, no Adam’s apple, a clean-shaved chin with evidence of a five o’clock shadow, and a muscular torso that has been to the gym (but still a mystery about what goes where below the waist).

(....) and I found their nude sex scene not only a confusing way to end Close to You, but also just a little bit creepy.

Link. Archive. Just a little bit creepy/10.

 

[LaughJoke2.0]

I assumed that was just a dig at her appearance being comparable to Marshall Applewhite's weird, withered melon, lol.

No, it wasn't just a dig at her appearance but as Procrastinhater pointed out the whole package. Internet trivia their website is still up and maintained by the two who were left to spread the message after the other were gone and their website and the Babylon 5 Lurker's Guide are probably the 2 best well-maintained pieces of 90's web design still on the net. Those two websites are like time machines.

 

[Surfin Terf]

So a review of Close To You tells us that Ellen does nudity. Oh boy, I cannot wait to see Ellen's heckin' masc hawt manbody! I am actually morbidly curious lol. On a more sad note, they tricked her poor female co-star into doing a sex scene with Ellen. Gross.



Link. Archive. Just a little bit creepy/10.

Literally the first sentence

Close to You is my first exposure to Page since his emergence as a wistful, sensitive and dedicated man named Elliot.

El vomito. You can tell that this reviewer desperately wanted to give this film a perfect score if it was anything more than mediocre, but had to settle for 2 stars. He tries to pin all his problems on the actress who plays the love interest, "she is not up to Page’s standards and mumbles so incoherently that whole scenes clumsily pass by without clarity." Wow, ableist much, Mr Reed?

Also, the last sentence is a doozy

Despite Page’s lack of uncertainty about how to play a tender scene with maximum feeling, I didn’t believe this soapy resolve, and I found their nude sex scene not only a confusing way to end Close to You, but also just a little bit creepy.

Despite her lack of uncertainty? You're a professional writer and you shat that out?

 

[Sinner's Sandwich]

A bar patron comments on how Viktor has run through every woman in town.

Oh my god!!

 

[Procrastinhater]

No, it wasn't just a dig at her appearance but as Procrastinhater pointed out the whole package. Internet trivia their website is still up and maintained by the two who were left to spread the message after the other were gone and their website and the Babylon 5 Lurker's Guide are probably the 2 best well-maintained pieces of 90's web design still on the net. Those two websites are like time machines.

Heaven's Gate - How and When It May Be Entered

How and When Heaven's Gate, the Door to the Physical Kingdom Level Above Human, May Be Entered. Organized Religions Are Killers of Souls. UFOs and Extraterrestrials - Sorting the Good from the Bad. Final Warning for Possible Survivors.

www.heavensgate.com

The guys that run it actually respond to emails (or at least they used to, this was over a decade ago I tried) as long as you're polite with your questions. They were happy to talk and answer questions, and they're still true believers, in fact they seemed a little bitter they were "chosen to stay behind and answer the phones" and said they're supposed to be getting picked up "when their mission is done" they're complete nutjobs, obviously, but they seemed to be pretty cool, for Cultists.
Certainly way friendlier than those Scientologist assholes were.
They'll even send you a Heaven's Gate Away Team patch, as long as you don't mind doxing yourself to a literal Death Cult, or at least a mailing address, and you ask nicely.

 

[Tragi-Chan]

So a review of Close To You tells us that Ellen does nudity. Oh boy, I cannot wait to see Ellen's heckin' masc hawt manbody! I am actually morbidly curious lol. On a more sad note, they tricked her poor female co-star into doing a sex scene with Ellen. Gross.



Link. Archive. Just a little bit creepy/10.

This is almost embarrassingly pandering. You can tell right away that this is yet another mediocre student-level piece about what it’s like being trans, but of course, you’re not allowed to admit that. Nor are you allowed to admit that the tranny is anything other than perfect. Note that we keep getting told how “brave” and “honest” she is - this is not useful information for anyone trying to determine how good the film is, but it’s great if you want to know whether you, the right-thinking ally, support it.

It sounds bloody awful. I recognise exactly one other name in the cast, and that’s Sook-Yin Lee. And that’s only because I saw her in a bizarre film called Shortbus in which she orgasms so hard that she causes a blackout.

Oh my god!!

I wish they wouldn’t do this. We can see what she looks like. They’ve got people to call her a man, let’s not try to bullshit everyone into believing she’s this totally manly stud against whom women are helpless. “I don’t know if it was the pubescent voice or the way I could look down on the top of his head, but there was just something irresistible about him!”

 

[Nicholas II of Russia]

It sounds bloody awful. I recognise exactly one other name in the cast, and that’s Sook-Yin Lee. And that’s only because I saw her in a bizarre film called Shortbus in which she orgasms so hard that she causes a blackout.

What the fuck did I just read?

 

[Procrastinhater]

What the fuck did I just read?

Not sure if she orgasms so hard it makes her blackout, or if she has some weird electric ability that causes entire city blocks to lose power?

 

[Snack Cracker]

Close to You’s trailer came up on streaming the other day, and damn that was depressing.
She looks just awful and her whole sullen quirky tomboy appeal isn’t there anymore.
The movie in general looked painful and cliched (I thought movies about troon trauma were offensive?), she doesn’t look anything like she used to, if she had let herself age naturally as a woman it might not have been as dire, but then again the eating disorder.

Either way I can’t imagine anyone except the die hard troon community, and they might not watch it either because it looks like it sucks in general.

Ellen has fucked herself over so hard in getting work as an actor.

 

[Tragi-Chan]

Not sure if she orgasms so hard it makes her blackout, or if she has some weird electric ability that causes entire city blocks to lose power?

Okay so basically the story is that she’s a sex therapist who is unable to orgasm, then at the end she goes to an orgy and finally has an orgasm so powerful that it causes the Northeast Blackout of 2003. It was a pretty weird film.

 

[Procrastinhater]

Ellen has fucked herself over so hard in getting work as an actor.

Just needs a tiny bit of creative license, I'm telling you she'd be perfect.

Okay so basically the story is that she’s a sex therapist who is unable to orgasm, then at the end she goes to an orgy and finally has an orgasm so powerful that it causes the Northeast Blackout of 2003. It was a pretty weird film.

I am going to have to find this.

 

[Slideshow Bill]

Heaven's Gate - How and When It May Be Entered

How and When Heaven's Gate, the Door to the Physical Kingdom Level Above Human, May Be Entered. Organized Religions Are Killers of Souls. UFOs and Extraterrestrials - Sorting the Good from the Bad. Final Warning for Possible Survivors.

www.heavensgate.com

The guys that run it actually respond to emails (or at least they used to, this was over a decade ago I tried) as long as you're polite with your questions. They were happy to talk and answer questions, and they're still true believers, in fact they seemed a little bitter they were "chosen to stay behind and answer the phones" and said they're supposed to be getting picked up "when their mission is done" they're complete nutjobs, obviously, but they seemed to be pretty cool, for Cultists.
Certainly way friendlier than those Scientologist assholes were.
They'll even send you a Heaven's Gate Away Team patch, as long as you don't mind doxing yourself to a literal Death Cult, or at least a mailing address, and you ask nicely.

Spoiler: PL

I used to email them for a bit because I was legitimately curious about their beliefs. They don't believe that the members committed suicide but "ascended". I think I was too forward and inquisitive because they stopped replying after a while. I wonder if they thought I was some kind of fed or was my autism too much for the literal fucking death cult that worshiped a pair of hippy space gods. I'm not a glowie, just a retard. If I knew I could have gotten some genuine merch out of it, I would have eased up on the questions. But I was concerned that if I talked to them too much, the real feds would have crawled up my email and asshole. /SPOILER]

 

[Foxymophandlemama]

The scene where Viktor stood up to the dad. See how tough and manly Ellen is.

 

[YouGuysAren'tThatSmart]

She ever get her rotdog?